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(KBTX College Station)   Radioactive material stolen from Texas A&M. Police on the lookout for a crazy wild-eyed scientist driving a DeLorean   (kbtx.com) divider line
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2015-09-01 12:09:35 AM  
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
 
2015-09-01 12:11:45 AM  

Now I Is!: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?


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It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all!
 
2015-09-01 12:26:37 AM  
the radioactive material does not pose a threat if it remains secured and is not disturbed.

Did anyone bother to ask what happens if it doesn't remain secured and is disturbed?

/I had the same problem with Gremlins. "Don't feed them after midnight." Well, sure, fine, does that give them insomnia or something?  How about "Don't feed them after midnight or they turn into horrible demons and kill people!!" or something similar that more accurately conveys the danger at hand?  Being mysterious might help you sell a few more trinkets, old man, but it's a good way to get a bad Yelp review.
 
2015-09-01 12:29:39 AM  
Night.... of the.... ATOMICDILLOS

/aka: Attack of the 50 foot Speedbumps
 
2015-09-01 12:36:07 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Night.... of the.... ATOMICDILLOS

/aka: Attack of the 50 foot Speedbumps


Oooh lotsa people gonna misread THAT.
 
2015-09-01 12:38:08 AM  

lindalouwho: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Night.... of the.... ATOMICDILLOS

/aka: Attack of the 50 foot Speedbumps

Oooh lotsa people gonna misread THAT.


Hopefully
 
2015-09-01 12:38:32 AM  
That's heavy.
 
2015-09-01 12:39:15 AM  

Now I Is!: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?


What the hell is a jiggawatt!?!
 
2015-09-01 01:00:29 AM  

Raddamant: That's heavy.


Well, it's not my brother.
 
2015-09-01 01:03:12 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: Now I Is!: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

What the hell is a jiggawatt!?!


7.5 Rhode Islands
 
2015-09-01 01:06:34 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Night.... of the.... ATOMICDILDOS

/aka: Attack of the 50 foot Speedbumps


FTFY
 
2015-09-01 01:07:57 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Night.... of the.... ATOMICDILDOS

/aka: Attack of 50 Speedhumps


And that...
 
2015-09-01 01:25:11 AM  
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/obscure?
 
2015-09-01 01:25:48 AM  
Real mad scientists build a Microverse to power their cars.
 
2015-09-01 01:26:45 AM  

calbert: [cdn2.denofgeek.us image 850x560]

/obscure?


Totally. Is that from a tv show?
 
2015-09-01 01:27:42 AM  
GREAT SCOTT!!
 
2015-09-01 01:28:47 AM  
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2015-09-01 01:29:57 AM  
Jade Helm was a success.
 
2015-09-01 01:31:52 AM  

rebelyell2006: calbert: [cdn2.denofgeek.us image 850x560]

/obscure?

Totally. Is that from a tv show?


It's from an HBO miniseries about drag racing in the UK
 
2015-09-01 01:32:27 AM  
Was it replaced with a shoddy bomb casing, full of used pinball machine parts?
 
2015-09-01 01:32:45 AM  

calbert: [cdn2.denofgeek.us image 850x560]

/obscure?


How can that be obscure?  Everyone knows that's Calvin Klein wearing a Navy jacket.
 
2015-09-01 01:33:41 AM  
Oh, Subby...

The police would be looking for Libyans in a VW Bus.
 
2015-09-01 01:34:09 AM  
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Also wanted for questioning.
 
2015-09-01 01:34:49 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison: calbert: [cdn2.denofgeek.us image 850x560]

/obscure?

How can that be obscure?  Everyone knows that's Calvin Klein wearing a Navy jacket.


You get a Free Pepsi.
 
2015-09-01 01:34:59 AM  
As long as the folks that have this material do not hit 88 mph, no heavy shiat will happen... It's all good...

/has anyone seen Einstein lately, I let him out about an hour ago and he still has not come home...
 
2015-09-01 01:35:55 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, Subby...

The police would be looking for Libyans in a VW Bus.


Actually they would be looking for Libyans in a VW Bus carrying a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts.
 
2015-09-01 01:36:04 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Too Pretty For Prison: calbert: [cdn2.denofgeek.us image 850x560]

/obscure?

How can that be obscure?  Everyone knows that's Calvin Klein wearing a Navy jacket.

You get a Free Pepsi.


If he wants a Pepsi, pal, he's going to pay for it!
 
2015-09-01 01:36:28 AM  
Did they leave buying a box of used pinball parts?
 
2015-09-01 01:40:29 AM  
Before anyone finds my magic card to summon me: I do not have enough information to make a statement about this.

They say research purposes, and radioactive material. That could literally be anything from something of a lot of concern to a smoke detector. I need isotope and number of curies at the very least to start calculating dose concerns.
 
2015-09-01 01:41:39 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Danger Avoid Death: Too Pretty For Prison: calbert: [cdn2.denofgeek.us image 850x560]

/obscure?

How can that be obscure?  Everyone knows that's Calvin Klein wearing a Navy jacket.

You get a Free Pepsi.

If he wants a Pepsi, pal, he's going to pay for it!


Put it on his Tab.
 
2015-09-01 01:42:03 AM  
Why would some one steal plutonium? It's available at every corner drugstore.

/when i kiss you, it's like i'm... kissing my brother
 
2015-09-01 01:42:39 AM  

Ringshadow: Before anyone finds my magic card to summon me: I do not have enough information to make a statement about this.

They say research purposes, and radioactive material. That could literally be anything from something of a lot of concern to a smoke detector. I need isotope and number of curies at the very least to start calculating dose concerns.


Oh my God. They got to you, didn't they?
 
2015-09-01 01:44:07 AM  

Spaceballer: Why would some one steal plutonium? It's available at every corner drugstore.

/when i kiss you, it's like i'm... kissing my brother


Calvin Klein, is that you????
 
2015-09-01 01:44:10 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: FirstNationalBastard: Danger Avoid Death: Too Pretty For Prison: calbert: [cdn2.denofgeek.us image 850x560]

/obscure?

How can that be obscure?  Everyone knows that's Calvin Klein wearing a Navy jacket.

You get a Free Pepsi.

If he wants a Pepsi, pal, he's going to pay for it!

Put it on his Tab.


Can't give you a Tab unless you order something.  Now what's it gonna be, pal?
 
2015-09-01 01:44:25 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: FirstNationalBastard: Danger Avoid Death: Too Pretty For Prison: calbert: [cdn2.denofgeek.us image 850x560]

/obscure?

How can that be obscure?  Everyone knows that's Calvin Klein wearing a Navy jacket.

You get a Free Pepsi.

If he wants a Pepsi, pal, he's going to pay for it!

Put it on his Tab.


Look, just give him something without sugar, okay?
 
2015-09-01 01:44:49 AM  

Spaceballer: Why would some one steal plutonium? It's available at every corner drugstore.

/when i kiss you, it's like i'm... kissing my brother


Ask NASA, because I'm pretty sure they'd shank someone for plutonium right now.

/we're starting production of plutonium again in the States because NASA wants more cool deepspace toys

Danger Avoid Death:

Oh my God. They got to you, didn't they?

Not as far as you know.
 
2015-09-01 01:45:26 AM  
Its no hoax. Suddy is on to something. After a big theft of americium-241 in Russia, this video surfaced.

Obviously, they have moved to the states and to up the power. Be on the look out of a wide eyed old man and a whiny teenager.

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2015-09-01 01:45:41 AM  
Thief reported to be driving a '64 Chevy Malibu...
 
2015-09-01 01:46:16 AM  
WTF people? It's not a DeLorean, it's a Chevy Malibu!

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2015-09-01 01:48:40 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: Now I Is!: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

What the hell is a jiggawatt!?!


It's like a LOLWATT?!?, but with Irish dancing.
 
2015-09-01 01:48:46 AM  

Ringshadow: Spaceballer: Why would some one steal plutonium? It's available at every corner drugstore.

/when i kiss you, it's like i'm... kissing my brother

Ask NASA, because I'm pretty sure they'd shank someone for plutonium right now.

/we're starting production of plutonium again in the States because NASA wants more cool deepspace toys

Danger Avoid Death:

Oh my God. They got to you, didn't they?

Not as far as you know.


I read this article a while back so I knew exactly what you meant.

http://scitation.aip.org/content/aip/magazine/physicstoday/news/10.1 06 3/PT.5.1047
 
2015-09-01 01:49:56 AM  
Okay, I have to post this ...

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... even if it means I'm going to hell.
 
2015-09-01 01:52:17 AM  
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2015-09-01 01:52:59 AM  

Prophet of Loss: Its no hoax. Suddy is on to something. After a big theft of americium-241 in Russia, this video surfaced.

Obviously, they have moved to the states and to up the power. Be on the look out of a wide eyed old man and a whiny teenager.

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I still don't know why anyone would want Americium of all isotopes. Are you that enamored with smoke detectors? I mean I guess the radioactive boy scout messed himself up for life in a spectacular way with it but seriously.

True story, Americium is one of the base line isotopes for US nuclear power bodycounting because it's a far end daughter product of fuel. Unfortunately it's not exactly a big banging isotope, with a peak well below what a bodycounter usually looks for. So it's one of those weeks we keep on file in the bodycounter computer and hope we never, ever have to try to find.

/finding alpha intake in a human is like a needle in a haystack
//only with more excrement and less 'setting on fire' options
 
2015-09-01 01:53:36 AM  
Watched them film the parking lot scenes with the vw bus and the delorean. Puente hills mall has a giant parking lot. Twin pines in the movie if im not mistaken...
 
2015-09-01 01:54:14 AM  
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2015-09-01 01:55:16 AM  

skiinstructor: Watched them film the parking lot scenes with the vw bus and the delorean. Puente hills mall has a giant parking lot. Twin pines in the movie if im not mistaken...


It will always be Lone Pine Mall to me. Always.
 
2015-09-01 01:55:18 AM  
This is it, the apocalypse.  Welcome to the new age...

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2015-09-01 01:55:44 AM  

jpo2269: Spaceballer: Why would some one steal plutonium? It's available at every corner drugstore.

/when i kiss you, it's like i'm... kissing my brother

Calvin Klein, is that you????


Yes it's me. Or I got the wrong underwear on... again.
 
2015-09-01 01:55:54 AM  

itcamefromschenectady: WTF people? It's not a DeLorean, it's a Chevy Malibu!

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To be fair, it would be very easy to confuse a Chevy Malibu with a DeLorean, unlike confusing a Pontiac Tempest with a Corvette....  Just sayin....
 
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