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(Metro)   If bacon wrapped peanut butter covered BBQed bananas are wrong I don't want to be right   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2015-08-31 08:16:04 PM  
/throws up a little just thinking about this... travesty... of "food".
 
2015-08-31 08:26:07 PM  
Gotta admit, I kinda want to try it.
 
2015-08-31 08:31:20 PM  
What fresh hell is this?

How in the hell do you BBQ a banana?
 
2015-08-31 08:58:26 PM  
I'm just surprised this wasn't deep-fried.
 
2015-08-31 09:13:31 PM  

Ambivalence: What fresh hell is this?

How in the hell do you BBQ a banana?


I got a smoker if you want to give it a go.
 
2015-08-31 10:26:56 PM  

Ambivalence: What fresh hell is this?

How in the hell do you BBQ a banana?


Pretty sure they meant "grill".  Yankees don't know what BBQ means.
 
2015-08-31 10:36:15 PM  
Ew gross.
 
2015-08-31 10:36:31 PM  
Isn't that what killed Elvis Presley?
 
2015-08-31 10:40:37 PM  

timujin: Gotta admit, I kinda want to try it.


Fark yes. When it gets chilly enough to use our firepit I'm going to surprise the wife with this when she's getting off of work some night. She's going to love it.
 
2015-08-31 10:41:03 PM  
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2015-08-31 10:41:29 PM  
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2015-08-31 10:41:35 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: I'm just surprised this wasn't deep-fried.


It's not?  EF that then.

drtfa
 
2015-08-31 10:41:57 PM  
Is that one of those condom options?
 
2015-08-31 10:42:32 PM  
I don't know what's with adding bacon to everything lately but that sounds absolutely disgusting.
 
2015-08-31 10:42:40 PM  
Sounds like a good way to live like Elvis Presley.  Also a good way to die like Elvis, of a heart attack while sitting on the toilet.
 
2015-08-31 10:43:39 PM  
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I'd try it.
 
2015-08-31 10:43:44 PM  

syrynxx: Ambivalence: What fresh hell is this?

How in the hell do you BBQ a banana?

Pretty sure they meant "grill".  Yankees don't know what BBQ means.


Well BBQ could mean the sauce or the method in the US. Grill, on the other hand, is solely regarding the method.
 
2015-08-31 10:46:12 PM  
I think I'll inject some warm grease directly into my butt. It'll have the same effect.
 
2015-08-31 10:46:39 PM  
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/approves
 
2015-08-31 10:48:48 PM  
no
 
2015-08-31 10:48:59 PM  
Why does one pig have to die to make another pig happy?

/pork needs plantains. Save the bananas for monkeys, sundaes and bicycle seats.
 
2015-08-31 10:49:47 PM  

69gnarkill69: [metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 748x561]

I'd try it.


You know what I'm thinking it needs? A little bit of hot pepper flakes in the peanut butter, and with a little maple syrup drizzled on it right when it's done cooking.
 
2015-08-31 10:50:02 PM  
Or, you could just eat a plate of bacon and have a nice banana afterwards like a normal person.
 
2015-08-31 10:51:30 PM  

69gnarkill69: Bith Set Me Up: I'm just surprised this wasn't deep-fried.

It's not?  EF that then.

drtfa


Battered and deep-fried. Let's not go it haf-way. Total heart attack or nothiing
 
2015-08-31 10:52:15 PM  
Shut up take my money, but leave me enough money to pay my staff cardiologist,
 
2015-08-31 10:52:57 PM  

mongbiohazard: 69gnarkill69: [metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 748x561]

I'd try it.

You know what I'm thinking it needs? A little bit of hot pepper flakes in the peanut butter, and with a little maple syrup drizzled on it right when it's done cooking.


Sriracha.
 
2015-08-31 10:53:17 PM  
I watched the video. NINE strips of bacon wrapped around that banana!
 
2015-08-31 10:53:54 PM  

mongbiohazard: 69gnarkill69: [metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 748x561]

I'd try it.

You know what I'm thinking it needs? A little bit of hot pepper flakes in the peanut butter, and with a little maple syrup drizzled on it right when it's done cooking.


And then dip it into nutella, bread it, deep fry it and bury it in the backyard.
 
2015-08-31 10:54:09 PM  
If your using a charcoal grill...That would just taste bad.
 
2015-08-31 10:55:13 PM  
You are all posting "ew" while I'm having trouble hiding my boner.
 
2015-08-31 10:55:41 PM  
WTF are rashers?

I'd try this.
 
2015-08-31 10:56:01 PM  

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Is that where banana go?
 
2015-08-31 10:56:49 PM  
Peanut butter and bacon do go great together.  What, don't look at me like that.
 
2015-08-31 10:57:37 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Isn't that what killed Elvis Presley?


No. Elvis died after an airlock failure in pod number 9.
 
2015-08-31 11:03:26 PM  
The Aristocrats
 
2015-08-31 11:25:23 PM  
Did anyone notice and go to the balls story? I didn't but I just know someone here did.
 
2015-08-31 11:45:19 PM  
Now deep fry it.
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2015-08-31 11:56:20 PM  

CruJones: WTF are rashers?

I'd try this.


what brits call strips of bacon

note they specify streaky smoked bacon rashers

because non-streaky is what we might call canadian bacon
and they should have also added rindless.
rindless smoked streaky bacon.

/rind sucks
 
2015-08-31 11:57:12 PM  
I like bacon, peanut butter and bananas. But separately, please, not all mixed together.
 
2015-09-01 12:26:51 AM  
banana lubricates the peanut butter

sort of like buttering the bread before putting on the peanut butter and jelly.
 
2015-09-01 01:26:56 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Well BBQ could mean the sauce or the method in the US. Grill, on the other hand, is solely regarding the method.


BBQ Sauce would actually be gross here.  Grilled?  Peanut butter and banana already go together  Wrapped in crispy bacon would be a complement.  I know I shouldn't eat this, but damn if I wouldn't.  Like a state-fair deep-fried Snickers.  Every part of you knows it's a bad decision but you eat it anyway.
 
2015-09-01 03:54:57 AM  
Seems like your bacon wrap would have to be air tight to keep the PB from leaking out all over the place.

Flavor wise, I think it'd be ok, I
Like that sweet and salty combo. But it looks like a mess to cook. I'll pass on this and keep stuffing jalapeños with whatever gets in my way and wrapping that in bacon.
 
2015-09-01 07:23:01 AM  
You had me at bacon
 
2015-09-01 09:47:44 AM  
Put that blob in a wrap that has been lightly lined with peanut butter or Nutella, wrap it up snug, then wrap in foil, toast on grate/grill over campfire for 10 minutes. NOW it's perfect.

Pro-camper

(optional finish, wash down with icey cold coke)
 
2015-09-01 10:41:13 AM  
Gross. I know this is supposed to be some sort of farked-up Elvis tribute, but no. Banana plus peanut butter, OK.

Bacon plus BBQ, maybe.

But all that shiat together? No.
 
2015-09-01 10:58:29 AM  
5.  Cook over white hot BBQ coals, carefully turning every now and then until the bacon has crisped on all sides.

White hot?  Do you need a bucket of liquid oxygen?
 
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