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2015-08-31 05:34:51 PM  
Yes, please.

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2015-08-31 05:43:43 PM  
 
2015-08-31 05:52:22 PM  
That sucks.

And like the article said, it's a Brazilian to one chance that you'll get an infection, because these things are in every body of water and millions are exposed while 133 have gotten sick on record.
 
2015-08-31 05:57:33 PM  
Most of those cases happened in Texas, Florida, Arkansas, Arizona and California.

Don't forget just  last month in Louisiana.
 
2015-08-31 06:21:57 PM  
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2015-08-31 06:23:06 PM  

doglover: That sucks.

And like the article said, it's a Brazilian to one chance that you'll get an infection, because these things are in every body of water and millions are exposed while 133 have gotten sick on record.


And they don't even know who would be susceptible to it, that is what is so weird about it.
 
2015-08-31 07:04:56 PM  

Ambivalence: doglover: That sucks.

And like the article said, it's a Brazilian to one chance that you'll get an infection, because these things are in every body of water and millions are exposed while 133 have gotten sick on record.

And they don't even know who would be susceptible to it, that is what is so weird about it.


Not really.

Science is like philosophy's most anal retentive branch. Highest burdens of proof.

The very clear answer to "Who is at risk?" is "The extremely unfortunate." and we'll have to live with that because without more cases we can't collect enough physical evidence to satisfy hard science
 
2015-08-31 07:51:36 PM  
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2015-08-31 08:01:51 PM  
Hell yes, I want zombies. Dayton will be improved immeasurably.
 
2015-08-31 08:03:19 PM  

NephilimNexus: [img.fark.net image 760x596]


LOL!  That is the funniest shiat I've seen in a while.
 
2015-08-31 08:04:10 PM  
Times are looking up for NosePlugCity retailers.
 
2015-08-31 08:08:20 PM  
You're not your real news outlet when you're hungry
 
2015-08-31 08:09:08 PM  

NephilimNexus: [img.fark.net image 760x596]


Actually, curious, what is that cartoon called?  Because I've seen others around before and want to see what else they have.
 
2015-08-31 08:17:48 PM  

Ambivalence: NephilimNexus: [img.fark.net image 760x596]

Actually, curious, what is that cartoon called?  Because I've seen others around before and want to see what else they have.


it's called oglaf, but most of them are very NSFW.
 
2015-08-31 08:18:00 PM  

Ambivalence: NephilimNexus: [img.fark.net image 760x596]

Actually, curious, what is that cartoon called?  Because I've seen others around before and want to see what else they have.


It looks like one of Oglaf's very few SFW comics.
 
2015-08-31 08:19:40 PM  

Ambivalence: NephilimNexus: [img.fark.net image 760x596]

Actually, curious, what is that cartoon called?  Because I've seen others around before and want to see what else they have.


Oglaf.com

It's hilarious, but very NSFW.
 
2015-08-31 08:32:30 PM  
fark you autoplay
 
2015-08-31 08:39:18 PM  

timujin: Most of those cases happened in Texas, Florida, Arkansas, Arizona and California.

Don't forget just  last month in Louisiana.


I thought they were brain eating?
 
2015-08-31 08:41:42 PM  

dv-ous: Ambivalence: NephilimNexus: [img.fark.net image 760x596]

Actually, curious, what is that cartoon called?  Because I've seen others around before and want to see what else they have.

it's called oglaf, but most of them are very NSFW.


that just makes me want to read them more.
 
2015-08-31 08:47:12 PM  

dv-ous: Ambivalence: NephilimNexus: [img.fark.net image 760x596]

Actually, curious, what is that cartoon called?  Because I've seen others around before and want to see what else they have.

it's called oglaf, but most of them are very NSFW.


Totally wrong!

It's called OGLAF (all caps) and they are most definitely not NSFW.  They're generally at least one magnitude higher than NSFW.  You'll probably end up on two government watch lists and at least one embarassing Amazon shopping circle just by having oglaf.com in your browser history.
 
2015-08-31 08:51:07 PM  
I mean seriously.  There is some F'ed up S on that site.  And I don't mean "OMG a penis".  If you see a penis and it is being applied vaginally to a woman then it is one of the more tame comics.  That isn't to say normal.  Normal for OGLAF is, as before, seriously F'ed up S.  And it's all utterly, utterly hilarious.

But also sometimes thinky, like Fountain of Doubt, or Hilting.
 
2015-08-31 09:29:36 PM  

Mister Peejay: I mean seriously.  There is some F'ed up S on that site.  And I don't mean "OMG a penis".  If you see a penis and it is being applied vaginally to a woman then it is one of the more tame comics.  That isn't to say normal.  Normal for OGLAF is, as before, seriously F'ed up S.  And it's all utterly, utterly hilarious.

But also sometimes thinky, like Fountain of Doubt, or Hilting.


*sigh*

I'm going to regret this, and I'm not even asking for a friend.....but would you mind linking, with appropriate tags, examples of their really f'ed up and thinky stuff?  Just for my own insane curiosity.
 
2015-08-31 09:46:15 PM  

shda5582: *sigh*I'm going to regret this, and I'm not even asking for a friend.....but would you mind linking, with appropriate tags, examples of their really f'ed up and thinky stuff? Just for my own insane curiosity.


Dude, just go.

I can't wait to get home, I am totally looking it up.  It's a journey.
 
2015-08-31 09:47:59 PM  

shda5582: Mister Peejay: I mean seriously.  There is some F'ed up S on that site.  And I don't mean "OMG a penis".  If you see a penis and it is being applied vaginally to a woman then it is one of the more tame comics.  That isn't to say normal.  Normal for OGLAF is, as before, seriously F'ed up S.  And it's all utterly, utterly hilarious.

But also sometimes thinky, like Fountain of Doubt, or Hilting.

*sigh*

I'm going to regret this, and I'm not even asking for a friend.....but would you mind linking, with appropriate tags, examples of their really f'ed up and thinky stuff?  Just for my own insane curiosity.


www.oglaf.com

Today it's necrophilimurderape.
 
2015-08-31 09:52:30 PM  

shda5582: Mister Peejay: I mean seriously.  There is some F'ed up S on that site.  And I don't mean "OMG a penis".  If you see a penis and it is being applied vaginally to a woman then it is one of the more tame comics.  That isn't to say normal.  Normal for OGLAF is, as before, seriously F'ed up S.  And it's all utterly, utterly hilarious.

But also sometimes thinky, like Fountain of Doubt, or Hilting.

*sigh*

I'm going to regret this, and I'm not even asking for a friend.....but would you mind linking, with appropriate tags, examples of their really f'ed up and thinky stuff?  Just for my own insane curiosity.


I'm not SAYING that those are comic titles that would be the first or second hit if you did a Google search for those terms (and in Firefox or Chrome, it's a super easy highlight/right-click/Search Google) but... okay I'm saying that.

I'm also not going to say that Hilting isn't a thinky one, because I looked at it again and the final panel's dialogue is ambiguous enough that one wonders exactly what Kronar meant by that.

(Regular readers of OGLAF will instantly recognize the type of comic it is if Kronar is in it)
 
2015-08-31 10:06:19 PM  
No, I was right.  Instant regret.

And yet I find myself reading more of them....
 
2015-08-31 11:45:56 PM  
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2015-09-01 01:57:27 AM  
That poor boy, he didn't have a chance. I often wondered about amoebas, going past Mission park in San Antonio during the summer, See all of the no swimming and so forth signs along the river, and when trying to cross the low water bridge at the river, all of the kids playing in the water. I often wonder about that.
 
2015-09-01 07:29:36 AM  
OGLAF is raunchy and has uncensored (often deviant) sex in more comics than not.

It is also hilarious. And it is not (usually) lowest common denominator idiot humor - the creator comes up with a lot of seriously clever stuff.

Don't look at it on a work computer. You do not want to explain to your boss that you were looking at cartoons of medieval fantasy characters boning because it's actually quite funny. Unless your boss is a lot more laid-back than the Burger King manager who threw me out for showing OGLAF to his kids.
 
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