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2015-08-31 02:10:19 PM  
"(He wanted to) start this cat and mouse game with the FBI, kind of leaving hints and clues about his devious acts," Harstock said.

1) Report yourself to the police
2)?
3) Get arrested.

If you want to pull some legendary criminal genius type stuff it helps to get your plan in order first. Also who the hell wants to be known as the greatest diddler in history? Bank robbers or even serial killers I can get but a child molester? That's a whole other level of farked up.
 
2015-08-31 02:23:01 PM  
Go ahead and kill him just to be on the safe side.
 
2015-08-31 02:27:15 PM  
Hey, Martinez:
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2015-08-31 02:28:20 PM  

RTOGUY: "(He wanted to) start this cat and mouse game with the FBI, kind of leaving hints and clues about his devious acts," Harstock said.

1) Report yourself to the police
2)?
3) Get arrested.

If you want to pull some legendary criminal genius type stuff it helps to get your plan in order first. Also who the hell wants to be known as the greatest diddler in history? Bank robbers or even serial killers I can get but a child molester? That's a whole other level of farked up.


Often these people want to get caught, on some level.
 
2015-08-31 02:36:11 PM  
"What information was used to catch him?"

"Just the tip."
 
2015-08-31 02:53:18 PM  
I'm wondering if he subconsciously wanted to be arrested.

I remember a This American Life Story which explained that a majority of pedophiles never act on their drives and wish to be treated. But the stigma and hatred of being afflicted with this disorder, even in the  mental health community, only drives them further underground. The story was about a support group set up by one who knew he needed help. He looked at child porn very young- since he was so close to their age, he didn't see anything wrong with it. It was only when he got older, that he realized that the kids weren't doing it voluntarily and there was something wrong with him.

I can't even begin to imagine the horror when you suddenly realize that your own brain is wired into monster mode.
 
2015-08-31 03:06:07 PM  

RTOGUY: "(He wanted to) start this cat and mouse game with the FBI, kind of leaving hints and clues about his devious acts," Harstock said.

1) Report yourself to the police
2)?
3) Get arrested.

If you want to pull some legendary criminal genius type stuff it helps to get your plan in order first. Also who the hell wants to be known as the greatest diddler in history? Bank robbers or even serial killers I can get but a child molester? That's a whole other level of farked up.


Some idiot who watched Catch Me if You Can and thought, hey this isn't that hard.  Police ought to be sending thank you flower arrangements to that director along with the directors of gangsta movies who taught wannabe thugs shooting sideways is cool and left out how much it farks with your accuracy.
 
2015-08-31 04:06:22 PM  
His name is Randy, for crissake!
 
2015-08-31 04:07:28 PM  
Hartsock said Martinez later admitted the child porn images were his and that he authored the tip. When asked why, Martinez allegedly said he wanted to play a game, like in a movie.

Evidently, he lost.
 
2015-08-31 04:07:35 PM  
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2015-08-31 04:08:35 PM  
Hey pigs! Catch me if you--

Someone's at the door. brb.
 
2015-08-31 04:10:01 PM  
"Game" just got serious.
 
2015-08-31 04:10:36 PM  

RTOGUY: "(He wanted to) start this cat and mouse game with the FBI, kind of leaving hints and clues about his devious acts," Harstock said.

1) Report yourself to the police
2)?
3) Get arrested.

If you want to pull some legendary criminal genius type stuff it helps to get your plan in order first. Also who the hell wants to be known as the greatest diddler in history? Bank robbers or even serial killers I can get but a child molester? That's a whole other level of farked up.


That's why The Diddler didn't make arch enemy status for the Batman.
 
2015-08-31 04:11:02 PM  

pueblonative: RTOGUY: "(He wanted to) start this cat and mouse game with the FBI, kind of leaving hints and clues about his devious acts," Harstock said.

1) Report yourself to the police
2)?
3) Get arrested.

If you want to pull some legendary criminal genius type stuff it helps to get your plan in order first. Also who the hell wants to be known as the greatest diddler in history? Bank robbers or even serial killers I can get but a child molester? That's a whole other level of farked up.

Some idiot who watched Catch Me if You Can and thought, hey this isn't that hard.  Police ought to be sending thank you flower arrangements to that director along with the directors of gangsta movies who taught wannabe thugs shooting sideways is cool and left out how much it farks with your accuracy.


Kinda like getting check-mated in 3 moves...
 
2015-08-31 04:11:53 PM  

Ambivalence: RTOGUY: "(He wanted to) start this cat and mouse game with the FBI, kind of leaving hints and clues about his devious acts," Harstock said.

1) Report yourself to the police
2)?
3) Get arrested.

If you want to pull some legendary criminal genius type stuff it helps to get your plan in order first. Also who the hell wants to be known as the greatest diddler in history? Bank robbers or even serial killers I can get but a child molester? That's a whole other level of farked up.

Often these people want to get caught, on some level.


For this guy, that level happened to be "directly on the surface"
 
2015-08-31 04:12:02 PM  
What a dipshiat. Idiots like this have to be the kinda shiat cops laugh about around the office.
 
2015-08-31 04:12:36 PM  
Of course they're going to stop him. Where does he think he is, India?
 
2015-08-31 04:13:58 PM  

pueblonative: RTOGUY: "(He wanted to) start this cat and mouse game with the FBI, kind of leaving hints and clues about his devious acts," Harstock said.

1) Report yourself to the police
2)?
3) Get arrested.

If you want to pull some legendary criminal genius type stuff it helps to get your plan in order first. Also who the hell wants to be known as the greatest diddler in history? Bank robbers or even serial killers I can get but a child molester? That's a whole other level of farked up.

Some idiot who watched Catch Me if You Can and thought, hey this isn't that hard.  Police ought to be sending thank you flower arrangements to that director along with the directors of gangsta movies who taught wannabe thugs shooting sideways is cool and left out how much it farks with your accuracy.


I've sometimes wondered if the misinformation about how guns, poisons, explosives, and the criminal justice system in general in movies and tv doesn't have a helping hand from law enforcement friendly folks who want to make sure crooks get caught.
 
2015-08-31 04:19:47 PM  

Fano: pueblonative: RTOGUY: "(He wanted to) start this cat and mouse game with the FBI, kind of leaving hints and clues about his devious acts," Harstock said.

1) Report yourself to the police
2)?
3) Get arrested.

If you want to pull some legendary criminal genius type stuff it helps to get your plan in order first. Also who the hell wants to be known as the greatest diddler in history? Bank robbers or even serial killers I can get but a child molester? That's a whole other level of farked up.

Some idiot who watched Catch Me if You Can and thought, hey this isn't that hard.  Police ought to be sending thank you flower arrangements to that director along with the directors of gangsta movies who taught wannabe thugs shooting sideways is cool and left out how much it farks with your accuracy.

I've sometimes wondered if the misinformation about how guns, poisons, explosives, and the criminal justice system in general in movies and tv doesn't have a helping hand from law enforcement friendly folks who want to make sure crooks get caught.


The problem is is forensics is so much better than it used to be so that the things that Abingale got away with in the 60s he wouldn't get away with now. It's just like the golden age of serial killers ended in the 80s because technology caught up to these guys.
 
2015-08-31 04:22:34 PM  
I'm wondering who hires a male 20yo to babysit your 6yo daughter.
 
2015-08-31 04:22:37 PM  
1. This guy is a monster who needs to go away forever and never come back.

2. Why are we getting so many green-lit autoplay videos lately?  I @#$! hate any site with an autoplay video.
 
2015-08-31 04:24:35 PM  
Darth_Lukecash:

I can't even begin to imagine the horror when you suddenly realize that your own brain is wired into monster mode.

You mean like running for Governor of Kentucky?
 
2015-08-31 04:27:26 PM  
Six years old is a little young. Even if you were born 800 years ago, when their idea of "minor" would blow the minds of modern man.
 
2015-08-31 04:29:20 PM  

starsrift: Six years old is a little young. Even if you were born 800 years ago, when their idea of "minor" would blow the minds of modern man.


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You lost me
 
2015-08-31 04:30:26 PM  

RTOGUY: "(He wanted to) start this cat and mouse game with the FBI, kind of leaving hints and clues about his devious acts," Harstock said.

1) Report yourself to the police
2)?
3) Get arrested.

If you want to pull some legendary criminal genius type stuff it helps to get your plan in order first. Also who the hell wants to be known as the greatest diddler in history? Bank robbers or even serial killers I can get but a child molester? That's a whole other level of farked up.



I wonder if he meant deviant. He certainly didn't show "a skillful use of underhanded tactics to achieve goals."
 
2015-08-31 04:30:51 PM  

starsrift: Six years old is a little young. Even if you were born 800 years ago, when their idea of "minor" would blow the minds of modern man.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_I_of_Castile#Marriage

Maybe 800 years ago six was a little young but 500 years ago it was spot on.
 
2015-08-31 04:33:08 PM  

pueblonative: RTOGUY: "(He wanted to) start this cat and mouse game with the FBI, kind of leaving hints and clues about his devious acts," Harstock said.

1) Report yourself to the police
2)?
3) Get arrested.

If you want to pull some legendary criminal genius type stuff it helps to get your plan in order first. Also who the hell wants to be known as the greatest diddler in history? Bank robbers or even serial killers I can get but a child molester? That's a whole other level of farked up.

Some idiot who watched Catch Me if You Can and thought, hey this isn't that hard.  Police ought to be sending thank you flower arrangements to that director along with the directors of gangsta movies who taught wannabe thugs shooting sideways is cool and left out how much it farks with your accuracy.


All the innocent bystanders that get hit might want you to hold up a minute on the praise for popularizing sideways shooting.
 
2015-08-31 04:33:57 PM  

The Muthaship: Go ahead and kill him just to be on the safe side.


With a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.
 
2015-08-31 04:35:05 PM  
I played a game: try to read the text before the auto-play video begins repeating the text in a TV reporter-lady voice.
 
2015-08-31 04:36:36 PM  

Callous: pueblonative: RTOGUY: "(He wanted to) start this cat and mouse game with the FBI, kind of leaving hints and clues about his devious acts," Harstock said.

1) Report yourself to the police
2)?
3) Get arrested.

If you want to pull some legendary criminal genius type stuff it helps to get your plan in order first. Also who the hell wants to be known as the greatest diddler in history? Bank robbers or even serial killers I can get but a child molester? That's a whole other level of farked up.

Some idiot who watched Catch Me if You Can and thought, hey this isn't that hard.  Police ought to be sending thank you flower arrangements to that director along with the directors of gangsta movies who taught wannabe thugs shooting sideways is cool and left out how much it farks with your accuracy.

All the innocent bystanders that get hit might want you to hold up a minute on the praise for popularizing sideways shooting.


Yeah, like the police are concerned about protecting innocent civilians.
 
2015-08-31 04:37:39 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: I'm wondering if he subconsciously wanted to be arrested.



I'm guessing more "I've seen movies so I think I know how communication technology works.  I'm way smarter than those cops anyway so I won't get caught."

Good thing they got there before he actually went through with it.
 
2015-08-31 04:40:48 PM  

The Flexecutioner: I'm wondering who hires a male 20yo to babysit your 6yo daughter.


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The same type of person who sees nothing wrong with having a gay male 20 yr old be a camp counselor to 6 yr old boys.   So, what's the problem, what are you implying?
 
2015-08-31 04:49:41 PM  

The Flexecutioner: I'm wondering who hires a male 20yo to babysit your 6yo daughter.


I hire two neighbor boys (one is 14 and one is 19) all the time. Most people aren't depraved lunatics.
 
2015-08-31 04:50:23 PM  
Looks like he just lost

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2015-08-31 04:50:38 PM  

starsrift: Six years old is a little young. Even if you were born 800 years ago, when their idea of "minor" would blow the minds of modern man.


...a little?

Just...just no. Stop.
 
2015-08-31 04:52:18 PM  

megarian: starsrift: Six years old is a little young. Even if you were born 800 years ago, when their idea of "minor" would blow the minds of modern man.

...a little?

Just...just no. Stop.


This!
 
2015-08-31 04:54:28 PM  

RTOGUY: "(He wanted to) start this cat and mouse game with the FBI, kind of leaving hints and clues about his devious acts," Harstock said.

1) Report yourself to the police
2)?
3) Get arrested.

If you want to pull some legendary criminal genius type stuff it helps to get your plan in order first. Also who the hell wants to be known as the greatest diddler in history? Bank robbers or even serial killers I can get but a child molester? That's a whole other level of farked up.


Not much of a cat and mouse game when the mouse is a farking idiot.
 
2015-08-31 04:55:12 PM  
Well 500 years ago we could rape anything and have slaves and not vaccinate anything. NOW THAT WAS LIVING!!!
 
2015-08-31 04:57:04 PM  

farkin_Gary: "Game" just got serious.


You mean THE Game?

//dammit.
 
2015-08-31 04:59:04 PM  

megarian: The Flexecutioner: I'm wondering who hires a male 20yo to babysit your 6yo daughter.

I hire two neighbor boys (one is 14 and one is 19) all the time. Most people aren't depraved lunatics.


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You have a one-in-four chance. I like those odds!
 
2015-08-31 05:01:00 PM  
I wish all child predators were this stupid. It would make the job of rounding them up and exterminating them that much easier.
 
2015-08-31 05:01:02 PM  
I've always wanted to combine an escort service with a day care center. Helluva business model!
 
2015-08-31 05:03:01 PM  

Snarfangel: megarian: The Flexecutioner: I'm wondering who hires a male 20yo to babysit your 6yo daughter.

I hire two neighbor boys (one is 14 and one is 19) all the time. Most people aren't depraved lunatics.

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You have a one-in-four chance. I like those odds!


My bad. I should probably start being afraid of my own shadow.
 
2015-08-31 05:04:49 PM  

Matthew Keene: I've always wanted to combine an escort service with a day care center. Helluva business model!


I believe there already is such a thing...it's called Cambodia.
 
2015-08-31 05:05:40 PM  

The Flexecutioner: I'm wondering who hires a male 20yo to babysit your 6yo daughter.


That has sexist and ageist assumptions.
 
2015-08-31 05:07:14 PM  

Fano: The Flexecutioner: I'm wondering who hires a male 20yo to babysit your 6yo daughter.

That has sexist and ageist assumptions.


Plus, there are plenty of moms out there who would drop their 6 year old off with this guy, knowing his plans, for a pack of cigarettes.
 
2015-08-31 05:08:05 PM  

FatherChaos: Darth_Lukecash: I'm wondering if he subconsciously wanted to be arrested.


I'm guessing more "I've seen movies so I think I know how communication technology works.  I'm way smarter than those cops anyway so I won't get caught."

Good thing they got there before he actually went through with it.


I wonder if he counted out 59 seconds before hanging up on the cops, confident they couldn't complete the trace with even a crack team of hackers.
 
2015-08-31 05:08:30 PM  

Snarfangel: megarian: The Flexecutioner: I'm wondering who hires a male 20yo to babysit your 6yo daughter.

I hire two neighbor boys (one is 14 and one is 19) all the time. Most people aren't depraved lunatics.

[img.fark.net image 387x397]
You have a one-in-four chance. I like those odds!


If the incidence of pedophiliia was 1 in 4, you'd actually have posted something close to reality, ignoring those pedophiles who realize their sexual attraction is wrong and don't act on it.
 
2015-08-31 05:08:54 PM  

megarian: starsrift: Six years old is a little young. Even if you were born 800 years ago, when their idea of "minor" would blow the minds of modern man.

...a little?

Just...just no. Stop.


It's too old to begin Jedi training.
 
2015-08-31 05:09:07 PM  
Sounds like he was trying to get a foot up on a job with TLC or Subway.
 
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