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(Fox News)   Man suffering from constipation for 10 years has 11-pound stool removed. Thank God it wasn't an ottoman   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2015-08-31 01:37:07 PM  
"Congenital Megacolon" is a great name for a band.
 
2015-08-31 01:38:16 PM  
How is Bono?
 
2015-08-31 01:39:03 PM  
U3?
 
2015-08-31 01:40:24 PM  
congenital megacolon

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Is only legend.
 
2015-08-31 01:42:47 PM  
I've been on opiate painkillers for like 6 weeks. I can relate to this.
 
2015-08-31 01:48:36 PM  
So, FoxNews runs yet another story about some guy who's full of shiat.
 
2015-08-31 01:50:24 PM  
Fecal.  Tumors.
 
2015-08-31 01:56:58 PM  
Only 11 lbs? Women birth babies bigger than that! What a wuss.
 
433 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2015-08-31 02:14:36 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I've been on opiate painkillers for like 6 weeks. I can relate to this.


As an old/reformed junkie, man, get yourself some laxatives, and drink lots of water!
 
2015-08-31 02:20:13 PM  
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2015-08-31 02:21:21 PM  
The unidentified patient was evaluated at Second People's Hospital in Chengdu, China

Why do all of these crazy health stories come from the ass-end of the world? I mean, here in North America we'd swallow some Ex-Lax, and if that didn't work we'd see a doctor.

What the hell is in the diet over there that would cause this? Or was the guy afraid to go see a doctor for some reason?
 
2015-08-31 02:23:50 PM  
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2015-08-31 02:24:05 PM  

gopher321: The unidentified patient was evaluated at Second People's Hospital in Chengdu, China

Why do all of these crazy health stories come from the ass-end of the world? I mean, here in North America we'd swallow some Ex-Lax, and if that didn't work we'd see a doctor.

What the hell is in the diet over there that would cause this? Or was the guy afraid to go see a doctor for some reason?


Because patient information isn't protected in those countries like they are in the U.S.

Here, doctors can't release that information to anyone without the patient's consent.  Would YOU want the world to know you're perpetually constipated?
 
2015-08-31 02:24:29 PM  
He was full of shiat.
 
2015-08-31 02:24:48 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I've been on opiate painkillers for like 6 weeks. I can relate to this.


Nothing like spending a day catching up on not crapping for a week....
 
2015-08-31 02:24:52 PM  
11 pounds? What's that on the Couric scale?
 
2015-08-31 02:25:16 PM  
It's mostly PF Changs..
 
2015-08-31 02:25:32 PM  
This thread is worthless without picks medical-grade corkscrews.
 
2015-08-31 02:26:17 PM  

gopher321: The unidentified patient was evaluated at Second People's Hospital in Chengdu, China

Why do all of these crazy health stories come from the ass-end of the world? I mean, here in North America we'd swallow some Ex-Lax, and if that didn't work we'd see a doctor.

What the hell is in the diet over there that would cause this? Or was the guy afraid to go see a doctor for some reason?


Cause in China going to see the doctor means you are not WORKING.
 
2015-08-31 02:26:17 PM  
Pics?
 
2015-08-31 02:26:28 PM  
I thought Optimus Prime defeated Congenital Megacolon.
 
2015-08-31 02:26:56 PM  
A poop thread.
 
2015-08-31 02:27:45 PM  
what kinda shiddisdat?
 
2015-08-31 02:28:20 PM  
So was it a series of constipations and regular bowel movements? Because a person would die if he passed nothing for 10 years, unless he only consumed liquids.
 
2015-08-31 02:28:25 PM  

Riche: Couric scale


I wish Yahoo news would take her stupid face off their page.
 
2015-08-31 02:28:35 PM  
That's no longer a stool, it's a sofa.
 
2015-08-31 02:29:07 PM  
So full of shiat his heart shifted out of place. Another Donald Trump thread? How did he get to China when he's busy campaigning and how much did people laugh at him when be checked in as a 27 year old?
 
2015-08-31 02:29:30 PM  
For over a decade, he was impacted.
 
2015-08-31 02:29:44 PM  
 
2015-08-31 02:30:44 PM  
Book of lies:


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2015-08-31 02:31:02 PM  
He should have tried "traditional Chinese medicine" like the old unicorn lady in the side-bar story.
Then, in two or three years, we'd be reading about the 20-pound stool being removed.
 
2015-08-31 02:31:32 PM  

MrBallou: So, FoxNews runs yet another story about some guy who's full of shiat.


Nice plug.
 
2015-08-31 02:32:52 PM  
Bulllllshiiiiat. I ain't a doctor, but I've heard it only takes a small amount of impacted fecal matter to put you in agonizing pain. If this were true this man should have been dead long ago. And the story originates from Chinese media for God's sake.
 
2015-08-31 02:34:06 PM  
Also big fans of vintage stools:

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2015-08-31 02:34:44 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Bulllllshiiiiat. I ain't a doctor, but I've heard it only takes a small amount of impacted fecal matter to put you in agonizing pain. If this were true this man should have been dead long ago. And the story originates from Chinese media for God's sake.


Fox News: Sounds Legit.
 
2015-08-31 02:34:52 PM  
How is it even possible that no one has made a "push your stool in" joke?
 
2015-08-31 02:35:23 PM  

433: ecmoRandomNumbers: I've been on opiate painkillers for like 6 weeks. I can relate to this.

As an old/reformed junkie, man, get yourself some laxatives, and drink lots of water!


And don't eat cheese
 
2015-08-31 02:37:10 PM  
China is becoming the new India as far as bizarre medical stories go. Probably all that pollution...
 
2015-08-31 02:37:34 PM  
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2015-08-31 02:38:39 PM  
Amusing headline.
 
2015-08-31 02:39:08 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: MrBallou: So, FoxNews runs yet another story about some guy who's full of shiat.

Nice plug.


I see what you did there.
 
2015-08-31 02:39:10 PM  
I can relate. I recently tried making a chia/flax seed smoothie and kind of overdid it.
 
2015-08-31 02:40:57 PM  

rebelyell2006: So was it a series of constipations and regular bowel movements? Because a person would die if he passed nothing for 10 years, unless he only consumed liquids.


I'd assume it's lousy writing partially on purpose for a sensational headline. The guy wasn't constipated with the same bowl-buster for 10 years. He had suffered from repeated bouts of constipation for 10 years. Which eventually stretched his colon so badly it logjammed and requiring surgery.
 
2015-08-31 02:41:39 PM  

Literally Addicted: That's no longer a stool, it's a sofa.


Or a moss-covered three-handled family gradunza.
 
2015-08-31 02:41:51 PM  
That man could have cured himself. All he needed to do was to eat 1 lb of sauerkraut (not rinsed), drink half gallon of fresh apple cider, and top it off by eating at least 1 lb of the hottest peppers (seeds and all) that he could stand.
 
2015-08-31 02:42:58 PM  

MrBallou: So, FoxNews runs yet another story about some guy who's full of shiat.


Over in six
 
2015-08-31 02:43:18 PM  
Which MREs did he eat ??
 
2015-08-31 02:43:49 PM  

Yellow Beard: That man could have cured himself. All he needed to do was to eat 1 lb of sauerkraut (not rinsed), drink half gallon of fresh apple cider, and top it off by eating at least 1 lb of the hottest peppers (seeds and all) that he could stand.


Or just one bowl of Colon Blow!
 
2015-08-31 02:43:58 PM  
Has the turd announced its intention to run the in the GOP primary?

=Smidge=
 
2015-08-31 02:44:52 PM  

433: ecmoRandomNumbers: I've been on opiate painkillers for like 6 weeks. I can relate to this.

As an old/reformed junkie, man, get yourself some laxatives, and drink lots of water!


Those don't do jack sh*t for me, so to speak. I go heavy duty and take lactulose.
 
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