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(UPI)   Truckload of cabbage overturns on Interstate 490. Believe me, some heads are gonna roll   (upi.com) divider line
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2015-08-31 01:45:41 PM  
That's ordinary cabbages, is it?
Five shillings a dozen?
 
2015-08-31 02:10:43 PM  
This will be okay, here's what you do:  You get some Polish folks and give them some tomato sauce, beef and rice, then you come back in a few hours and everything will be just fine.
 
2015-08-31 02:11:34 PM  
Everyone romaine calm!
 
2015-08-31 02:27:29 PM  
That's a lot of kimchi.
 
2015-08-31 03:11:28 PM  
The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things.
Of trucks and New York Interstates, of cabbages and kings.
 
2015-08-31 03:12:02 PM  
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2015-08-31 03:12:09 PM  
Unsuspecting travelers zooming down the highway. Passenger yells out: "Iceberg, dead ahead!" Car careens into a giant pile of lettuce.
 
2015-08-31 03:12:28 PM  
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2015-08-31 03:14:01 PM  

smird: [i.imgur.com image 500x303]


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2015-08-31 03:15:31 PM  
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2015-08-31 03:17:03 PM  
Some people will be cruciferous for this.
 
2015-08-31 03:17:15 PM  
Good job,  Subby

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2015-08-31 03:17:21 PM  
Well the truck driver is at fault. He should have slawed down.
 
2015-08-31 03:17:37 PM  
Lettuce spray for the lost cabbages.
 
2015-08-31 03:18:22 PM  

ChipNASA: Well the truck driver is at fault. He should have slawed down.


Blaming the victim? That's cole, man. Cole.
 
2015-08-31 03:25:42 PM  
So that's why 490 smells like carnies and/or juggalos.
 
2015-08-31 03:27:59 PM  

lindalouwho: That's ordinary cabbages, is it?
Five shillings a dozen?


That's not a lot of cabbage.
 
2015-08-31 03:32:18 PM  
Too many puns.
I'm just going to up and leaf this thread.
 
2015-08-31 03:36:07 PM  

Dinobot: smird: [i.imgur.com image 500x303]

*shakes tiny fist*


https://youtu.be/BiMhue3iSd4?t=56
 
2015-08-31 03:36:31 PM  

nekom: This will be okay, here's what you do:  You get some Polish folks and give them some tomato sauce, beef and rice, then you come back in a few hours and everything will be just fine.


I say mix it with the noodles from the ramen wreck the other day, student gourmet!
 
2015-08-31 03:44:02 PM  
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the kids are inconsolable

 
2015-08-31 03:48:34 PM  

OkieDookie: So that's why 490 smells like carnies and/or juggalos.


No, that's the carnies and juggalos.

/Rochesterian
 
2015-08-31 03:55:33 PM  
Another tragic example of Cole's Law.
When will people learn?

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2015-08-31 04:00:21 PM  
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2015-08-31 04:27:21 PM  
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2015-08-31 04:32:41 PM  
Was it on a hill leading into Rochester, New York?
 
2015-08-31 04:36:19 PM  
Oh Cabbagetown....
Oh Cabbagetown...
I will leave and I'll return...

/obscure?
 
2015-08-31 04:42:46 PM  
Send in the corgis!

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2015-08-31 05:08:06 PM  
No one slaw that coming.
 
2015-08-31 06:11:01 PM  
Which interstate 490?
 
2015-08-31 07:40:21 PM  

Harlow_B_Ashur: Which interstate 490?


The one with the cabbages on it. Duh.
 
2015-08-31 07:42:10 PM  

mutterfark: No one slaw that coming.


Of course not. It's too early in the investigation for anyone to be taking sides.
 
2015-08-31 08:00:52 PM  
Was the truck headed for Whiterun or Winterhold?
 
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