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2015-08-31 08:43:02 AM  
Is she thinking the pedipalps are fangs?  Has she never seen a spider before?
 
2015-08-31 08:47:03 AM  
FTFA:   False Widow spider: This arachnid has attacks several people in the UN in recent months


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I CAN HAZ ATTACKS?
 
2015-08-31 09:03:01 AM  
There's nothing else in the photos to reference for its size. I am unimpressed.
 
2015-08-31 09:23:43 AM  
You silly sod!  You got us all worked up!

/What's he do, nibble your bum?
 
2015-08-31 09:32:03 AM  

UberDave: You silly sod!  You got us all worked up!

/What's he do, nibble your bum?


This isn't your personal erotica site.
 
2015-08-31 10:07:17 AM  
Big nasty pointy teeth...well, just look at the bones!
 
2015-08-31 10:13:51 AM  
Nope. Not clicking.
 
2015-08-31 10:23:21 AM  

ransack.: There's nothing else in the photos to reference for its size. I am unimpressed.


This.
 
2015-08-31 10:43:52 AM  
"This arachnid has attacks several people in the UN in recent months"
"There has been a spate a false widow attacks in recent months."

Are there no proofreaders?
"In the UN" ? Like, any member of the United Nations? I bet you meant UK. You can't even get the name of your own country right.
 
2015-08-31 10:48:36 AM  
How in hell did you britts make it through the last few centuries?
 
2015-08-31 10:50:00 AM  
how else is it going to chew through your eardrum so it can lay its eggs?
 
2015-08-31 10:50:01 AM  
Yeah, a big spider like that built a web over the sidewalk this weekend. He's caught 3 kids so far. I don't think I'll knock it down.
 
2015-08-31 10:50:13 AM  

ransack.: "This arachnid has attacks several people in the UN in recent months"
"There has been a spate a false widow attacks in recent months."

Are there no proofreaders?
"In the UN" ? Like, any member of the United Nations? I bet you meant UK. You can't even get the name of your own country right.


I don't think the person who wrote it has ever been to the UK and most likely has only recently learned english.
It could also be one of those new fangled news writing bots.
 
2015-08-31 10:50:41 AM  

vudukungfu: How in hell did you britts make it through the last few centuries?


With a declining empire and a need to be rescued from TWO world wars.
 
2015-08-31 10:52:00 AM  
LOOK AT THE BONES!
 
2015-08-31 10:52:20 AM  
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2015-08-31 10:52:28 AM  
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2015-08-31 10:53:48 AM  
And no picture of the fangs.  Thanks again, daily fai...I mean the sun....whatever.  Who gives a shiat about facts anymore?
 
2015-08-31 10:54:16 AM  
Seeing spiders like that around my house? It must be a day that ends in "Y." Seriously, the giant house spiders seem most likely to get themselves trapped in the bathtub overnight, so I'm often greeted by one of these beauties first thing in the morning.

(they're most active in the late summer/fall - mating season)
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/that's the bottom of a mason jar.
 
2015-08-31 10:55:10 AM  
Quite a few British writers has illiteracy.

Uchiha_Cycliste: vudukungfu: How in hell did you britts make it through the last few centuries?

With a declining empire and a need to be rescued from TWO world wars.


Ha! America tried to be recused from TWO world wars.
 
2015-08-31 10:55:40 AM  
The greatest danger a spider that size poses is to your underwear.
 
2015-08-31 10:57:16 AM  

Yellow Beard: The greatest danger a spider that size poses is to your underwear.


So wash your underwear before wearing it to get the spider eggs out.
 
2015-08-31 10:57:32 AM  
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I clicked on the link, Ray.
 
2015-08-31 10:57:37 AM  

UberDave: You silly sod!  You got us all worked up!

/What's he do, nibble your bum?


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2015-08-31 10:58:52 AM  
Not having any luck with with "mouse with extra legs glued on" Damn RSPCA and general kind treatment of animal manners.

Did find a giant spider Looks like he'd eat a hamburger sized hamburger and is proud of his mom's skills.

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2015-08-31 10:59:44 AM  

Warning: Pics of "freak mouse sized spider" with "huge teeth"


Reporting to you live from Caerbannog...
 
2015-08-31 11:02:41 AM  

ransack.: There's nothing else in the photos to reference for its size. I am unimpressed.


I would have expected a shoe.
 
2015-08-31 11:06:00 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: ransack.: There's nothing else in the photos to reference for its size. I am unimpressed.

I would have expected a shoe.


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Now what?
 
2015-08-31 11:08:53 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: ransack.: There's nothing else in the photos to reference for its size. I am unimpressed.

I would have expected a shoe.


You're supposed to put a coin or a cigarette next to it, that's how you show how big a bug is.
 
2015-08-31 11:13:57 AM  
Arachnope.
 
2015-08-31 11:14:24 AM  
Carley Tapsell was opening boxes in her new home when the huge spider jumped out of nowhere and terrified her - with its "BIG TEETH".

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2015-08-31 11:14:36 AM  

yakmans_dad: Quite a few British writers has illiteracy.

Uchiha_Cycliste: vudukungfu: How in hell did you britts make it through the last few centuries?

With a declining empire and a need to be rescued from TWO world wars.

Ha! America tried to be recused from TWO world wars.


I don't even know what this is supposed to mean.
 
2015-08-31 11:15:45 AM  

yakmans_dad: Ha! America tried to be recused from TWO world wars.


You kept holding them in locations that required extended travel.

\destination weddings are to keep the guest count down
 
2015-08-31 11:17:19 AM  
I give you... the COCKAMOUSE!
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2015-08-31 11:17:49 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: yakmans_dad: Quite a few British writers has illiteracy.

Uchiha_Cycliste: vudukungfu: How in hell did you britts make it through the last few centuries?

With a declining empire and a need to be rescued from TWO world wars.

Ha! America tried to be recused from TWO world wars.

I don't even know what this is supposed to mean.


He's saying America tried to stay out of them, which is true, and for good reason. Look at what it did to the guys who were in them for the whole duration.
 
2015-08-31 11:18:15 AM  
British dentistry strikes again
 
2015-08-31 11:18:51 AM  
BREAKING NEWS! Woman finds spider! And she's a MUM!!!

/seriously, Mirror? wtf is this shiat?
 
2015-08-31 11:20:45 AM  
HA!  Mamby-pamby spiders there...

I saw this one deep in a cave in Belize a few years ago.  Took the photo myself.  It's two front legs were 10" long, and it thorax and abdomen were each the size of a U.S. quarter.  Now THERE's a spider.

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2015-08-31 11:24:11 AM  

ransack.: There's nothing else in the photos to reference for its size. I am unimpressed.


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2015-08-31 11:24:52 AM  
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2015-08-31 11:24:55 AM  

BitwiseShift: Not having any luck with with "mouse with extra legs glued on" Damn RSPCA and general kind treatment of animal manners.

Did find a giant spider Looks like he'd eat a hamburger sized hamburger and is proud of his mom's skills.

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Found this

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2015-08-31 11:28:31 AM  

dennysgod: [forkingfunny.com image 620x452]


It's "piece," not "peice."

And it's "peace," not "piece."

SMDH
 
2015-08-31 11:30:11 AM  
Spiders will continue to be a problem as long as the United States and Russia have vetoes on the UN Security Council.

/Been bitten by a black widow, I survived
//Didn't even have to go to the hospital, their bites aren't too bad to adults
///But it stung like shiat so I demand the UN declare war on the Arachnids
 
2015-08-31 11:30:27 AM  

MrSteve007: Seeing spiders like that around my house? It must be a day that ends in "Y." Seriously, the giant house spiders seem most likely to get themselves trapped in the bathtub overnight, so I'm often greeted by one of these beauties first thing in the morning.

(they're most active in the late summer/fall - mating season)
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/that's the bottom of a mason jar.


I had one run across my desk shortly after moving in to my new house a few years ago.  At least it wasn't a hobo spider.  I hate those farkers.

I'll take a wolf spider over that any day though.

We haven't had a problem with them though for years, and we don't spray.  Spraying made the hobo spiders worse, and killed all the jumping spiders and other things that eat hobo spiders.

But this is a spider thread....

So....

SPIDERS!!!!!

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2015-08-31 11:31:16 AM  

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Peice?
 
2015-08-31 11:31:42 AM  
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2015-08-31 11:32:13 AM  
Hey what's that?

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2015-08-31 11:37:54 AM  

ransack.: There's nothing else in the photos to reference for its size. I am unimpressed.


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2015-08-31 11:43:39 AM  
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