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2001-12-21 10:18:53 AM
Too bad those of you who aren't in NYC can't get a decent slice. Ha-ha! Suxors!
 
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2001-12-21 10:19:38 AM
I miss New York pizza.
 
2001-12-21 10:20:30 AM
Yeah, 'New York' style is not a pizza. More like grease and ketchup on cardboard.
 
2001-12-21 10:24:24 AM
every1 knew pizza was good anyway :P
 
2001-12-21 10:31:05 AM
Uhh, maybe someone should point out that your prostate is not IN your ass. Sure, it's damn close. But I'll still eat pizza.
 
2001-12-21 10:34:35 AM
Unless you eat too much pizza and it swells your ass to the size of a beach ball.

Then it's not good for you or anyone who sees you on the beach.
 
2001-12-21 10:37:17 AM
Tony:what are you reading

Carmela:Chicken soup for the soul

Tony:Well why don't you try tomato sauce for your ass, it's the italian version

-Sopranos
 
2001-12-21 11:28:58 AM
halelujiah! I knew my day in the sun would come!


so you might have a fat ass, but at least it will be healthy.


also... NYC pizza sucks. I prefer less grease and more toppings.
 
2001-12-21 11:34:04 AM
Sticking my dick in a porn starlet's ass is good for my dick.
Chicago makes the best pizza in the world.
 
2001-12-21 11:47:53 AM
Can't get good pizza anywhere but NYC? Geez..how big is YOUR ego dude? Sorry, you didn't corner the market on pizza.

And, if pizza is good for your ass, I now have the healthiest ass in the greater Southwest.
 
2001-12-21 11:52:40 AM
pizza good
vegetables bad
LOL
 
2001-12-21 11:53:10 AM
All of you anti-slicites are insane. I dined on Chicago pizza for four years of my life, and first of all, the sauce sucks, it's usually cut into squares, deep dish is overrated, the crust is made out of cornflour, there's too much cheese, and a pie with sausage is more like a disc of sausage on top of the pie. Spinach goat cheese pizza from Medici on 57th street was the only good "pizza" just because it came together very well. Over time, I accepted it for what is was, but it wasn't pizza as it intended to be. And don't even get me started on the whole Californization of pizza.

It's the water mang, good pizza has good sauce, good sauce is mixed with tomatos and tasty water. Lake Michigan water is not that good.

While I'm not saying that you can't get a bad slice in NYC (anyone who's been to Two Boots pizza can attest to this) I'll take a pie from Patsy's, Tottono's or John's; or better yet a well done slice from the local pizza man for $1.50, over a slab from Gino's/Giordano's/Uno's/Connie's/Aurelio's et al. any day of the week.

Plus, good pizza also has good cheese, that when well done doesn't have too much grease. If it does, sop it off with a napkin, fold that farker in half and enjoy.
 
2001-12-21 12:13:16 PM
The hell with pizzas, Calzones are the wat to go!
 
2001-12-21 12:14:17 PM
Ooops, way
 
2001-12-21 01:12:04 PM
Deep dish sourdough with lots of cheese and meat and spicy marinara is the only way to eat pizza.
 
2001-12-21 01:24:43 PM
Handsomepete is totally, dead on, correct.
 
2001-12-21 01:32:08 PM
I think I'm gonna do my ass some good tonight. Capicolli, pepperoni, pineaple, tomatoes, feta cheese on a thick crust. mmmmmmm.

(that could soundsa bit off-colour taken out of context)



***for those that didn't read the joke thread yesterday:
q: what did the buddhist monk say at the pizza parlour?
a: "make me one with everything"
 
2001-12-21 01:39:35 PM
i don't know how good chicago or nyc pizza is, but i prefer tombstones and red barons!!! mmmm...frozen cardboard....mmmmmm.....
 
2001-12-21 01:39:57 PM
Blondie's pizza on Telegraph Ave in Berkeley.

That's where it's at. I drool thinking about it, so I'm off to a VERY long lunch at the mall....
 
2001-12-21 01:46:05 PM
Chicago and NY style pizza both kick ass when done right...
but they're like different species of the same genus you know? Uno's, the original Uno's in Chicago espically is heavenly, well worth the wait.

Calzones are one of the most perfect foods ever made too of course

Teriaki Personally I prefer LaVal's around the corner from Telegraph on Durant, and hey way too much Blondie's and Fat Slice (or should I say SPONGE slice) when I worked on Telegraph

My favorite thing about this article is the sidebar:
Studies show that aggressive treatment is best to treat the most aggressive kinds of prostate cancer - NPR (Sep 15, 1998)

That's a lot of agression to do with the prostate!
 
2001-12-21 01:51:02 PM
Blondie's pizza is the BOMB....i miss that stuff!
 
2001-12-21 01:53:29 PM
"Pizza is good for your ass."

What? Does all the farting work the glutes or something?
 
2001-12-21 02:02:54 PM
I'm gonna just stick a tomato up me arse.
 
2001-12-21 02:25:50 PM
Tony & Alba's gourmet - mmmmmmm....

It's the tomatoes, where's that town in Spain, where they have the giant food fight with tons of tomatoes? That would rule! And be pretty good for the prostate...

Say "lycopene" out loud.

Is this site a subtle parody of some sort???
 
2001-12-21 02:34:27 PM
So do we take pizza rectally now?
 
2001-12-21 02:47:11 PM
Random Rampage - you mean there's another way?
 
2001-12-21 03:32:51 PM
NYC is the biggest shiat hole in the USA, and the people are 99% assholes. But the pizza is good.
 
2001-12-21 04:16:35 PM
NY Deli... :-)~
Otherwise, always good to hear that I can go to a place where I can always have the excuse to have pizza or pasta with some wine! ("Yeah, but I'm just taking down my risk for prostate cancer and helping my cholesterol. I'm not eating like a pig.")
 
2001-12-21 05:02:57 PM
Is it the same guys who said pizza was good for avoiding sunburns ?

was is it ? the pizza hut research lab ?
 
2001-12-21 05:28:11 PM
Romano's on 13th Ave. and 75th Street in Bensonhurst kicks butt, although there was a place on Arthur Avenue in the Bronx -- La Luna, if memory serves -- that could give Romano's a tussle (if La Luna is still there and hasn't been transformed into some Chinese ptomaine emporium). When you leave New York, leave your craving for pizza behind. The stuff that comes out of Pizza Hut and the other big chains is a disgrace, and I pity the people who eat that crud thinking that is what pizza is.
 
2001-12-21 08:21:53 PM
Fumanshu said "Uhh, maybe someone should point out that your prostate is not IN your ass. Sure, it's damn close. But I'll still eat pizza."

Good point. They check it thru your ass, but it is definitely not in your ass. (I'm no doctor so feel free to correct me on this.)
~El Primo~
 
2001-12-21 08:45:23 PM
Correction:

Tomatoes are good for the body.

Over-processed shiate sauce, handfuls of cheese, fatty meats, and dough that lacks fibre are bad for the body.

*But fark it, you only live once.

KE
 
2001-12-21 09:04:54 PM
Given the recent shiat that's gone down in New York, I think we ought to humor them and let them believe they have the best pizza. Hell, I've never been to NYC, so for all I know they're right. Any New Yorkers want to FedEx me a pizza overnight? Tonight I'm picking a little something up from Papa Murphy's. New Yorkers might scoff, but Papa Murphy's blows away Pizza Slut and Domin-Ho's.
 
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