"Bare Wench Project"-heh.

Farked at 836 clicks.

Those are boring photos....can't we do better :)

CelebrityMovieArchive.com has celeb nude movies for download. If you don't want to pay (like me), the screencaps are still pretty fine...

yes, it's nsfw.

Darling Nikki

the page sucks, but that biatch be fine like a mother farker

Worked for me. Not impressed.

no one said "i'd hit it" so i guess i will.

Why are all the NSFW links only posted while people are at work?

More Nikki Fritz boobage. Plenty of stuff there. Fap away, farkers. Just keep the monitor clean. ;)

FARKOLA

She's pretty hot. Damn...

Coming up later in this thread:

-149 comments from Farkers who claim to find fake boobs "yucky" or something to that effect.
-130 comments suggesting fake boob haters live in parents' basement and should get out more often.
-349 variations of "I'd hit it!"
-Handful of freaks who claim that they'd never touch such a woman because she is so artificially enhanced.
-18 additional comments suggesting that said freaks might be homosexual.
-5 links to women farkers feel are hotter.
-Still no appearance by JohnDX.

Did I miss anything?

JerkStore if we're lucky a farkette will say, "I'm hotter than her, check out these NSFW pics!" and all will be complete.

Hey JerkStore, you forgot:
chick needs to eat more/lay off the sammitches

JerkStore

You missed:

197 comments by Farkers claiming that people who find her attractive are sexually inexperienced, and that, against all statistical evidence, they run into dozens of more attractive women every day at Wal-mart, all of whom are practically begging said Farkers for dates.

She's appears fairly regularly on late night cable. She's done a decent amount of movies...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0296060/

and also missed:

duke sucks

she wants to start thinking of retiring - not to my bed though - thanks all the same

Why are all the NSFW links only posted while people are at work?

Forget the meaning of life, we need this question answered first.

Also forgot "fb- is her father" / "fb- is the baby's father" / both?

/doesn't even know what fb- is

JerkStore

You also forgot:



SHE'S A TRAP!!!

I want to put my mouth on her boobies and suck away until tomorrow.

Nikki Sixx?

tramp

She reminds me of a slutty Shannon Elizabeth.

And that's a very, very good thing.

that is

it's a tramp!

JerkStore, you also missed the obligatory post listing the other posts that are about to happen, and then the other posts discussing that post.

/recursion makes my head hurt

-Still no appearance by JohnDX.

Did I miss anything?

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I miss JohnDX

JerkStore

I also forgot:

The "M" in "TRAMP"!

/Has a case of the mondays

I'd hit it!!!!!! (..but only with a bag over her head)

rumor has it that JohnDX is holidaying with a 6-month stay in banninationland (sp?)...

/rumors havent told me WHY, yet : p

For God's sake, Fritz, get up!
THEY'VE KILLED FRITZ! You lousy stinking fairies...!!

/"Wizards"
/I got nothin'

meh

dang, I haven't thought about that Wizards movie in frickin ages.

When is JOHNDX returning?

2004-03-22 09:58:01 AM at80eighty


rumor has it that JohnDX is holidaying with a 6-month stay in banninationland (sp?)...

/rumors havent told me WHY, yet : p

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Apparently, the "WHY" is confidential. They'd have to kill you if they told you.

Just make sure you don't do what he did ...

According to IMDB.com, her husband is "actor" Jonathan Morgan, who's latest feature film is "Music to Fark To: Once, Twice, Three Times a Labia".

Jerkstore:

i planned on saying this, and you missed it.

i would not hit it. i'm celibate.

Jerkstore, you forgot one of my favorites.

I'm a Farkette, and I'd love to lick it.

/going to wake up hubby

Rumor has it that rebeccahines is married to fnorgby

I've always wondered. Are the actors/actresses in soft pr0n actually farking?

I do. I mean, hey I have standards too you know.

and what is it with him, she always has to go wake him up

Apparently johndx is still doing his thing, if not on boobies threads.

http://johndx.blogs.com/

broadening my business

learning photoshop?

OfficialBoobiesComplainer

they need posters outside mobile sperm banks "we have johndx's blog on wipe clean laptops", then set the banks up at athletic meetings, top universities and businesses

JerkStore - you forgot the obligitory asian chick posts.

SFW unless you work in a church.