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(USA Today)   Fran Drescher talks about her vagina   (usatoday.com ) divider line
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2004-03-21 02:02:20 AM  
Don't talk....Just allow a visual inspection.
 
2004-03-21 02:41:49 AM  
Can we talk to her vagina?
Will it talk back?

I'd hit her...
 
2004-03-21 07:56:30 AM  
I wouldn't mind talking to her vagina.
 
2004-03-21 07:57:48 AM  
"It's like putting a pair of eyes on the ends of the doctor's fingers," Drescher notes. "It enables the doctor to better see what is going on in a woman's body. Otherwise, I believe the exam is essentially incomplete."

whoa.

 
2004-03-21 08:33:08 AM  
"Women have to have an extra loud voice at almost every level...." Fran Drescher says.
Boy does she know that!
 
2004-03-21 10:37:58 AM  
That woman had one awesome set of legs on that Nanny show.
 
2004-03-21 11:16:55 AM  
pics?
 
2004-03-21 11:40:05 AM  
I just RTFA. She's got cooties in her cooter. I don't think I could hit a cancerous organ.
 
2004-03-21 12:12:48 PM  
Fran Drescher talks about her vagina

When put together, the worst 6 words in the English language.

Here comes the unearthly hellfire...
 
2004-03-21 01:04:52 PM  
Hahahahaha

Damn... trying to mock her laugh doesn't work on the internet.
 
2004-03-21 01:19:46 PM  
this makes me thing we need a "grimace" tag because that's what i did when i read the title.
 
2004-03-21 01:45:14 PM  
Mel Gibson nailed her...to a cross.
 
2004-03-21 01:45:54 PM  
She's hot.

In my other opinion, I'm just about over feeling sorry for women. They can stop complaining about their needs and wants now, I think we're all pretty much equal these days.
 
2004-03-21 01:47:06 PM  
As an amatuer gynecologist, I have just one question,
How far can her kitty lob a ping-pong ball?
 
2004-03-21 01:47:41 PM  
Hold Washington accountable for women's health issues? Can I hold Washington accountable if I get prostate cancer?
 
2004-03-21 01:49:37 PM  
"Women have to have an extra loud voice at almost every level, but especially when it comes to our health," Drescher says. "Improving basic gynecological healthcare is extremely important. It's like when women weren't allowed to vote. It's a no-brainer."

Umm... except that money spent on breast cancer dwarfs that spent on prostate cancer.

/cancer lifeboat -- women and children first
//not arguing against the children
 
2004-03-21 01:50:42 PM  
I'd like to give her vagina a test...a taste test.
 
2004-03-21 01:51:33 PM  
She's hot till she opens her mouth.
 
2004-03-21 01:51:34 PM  
For those of you who'd "hit her", imagine her going, "oh yes", "oh gawd", "I love that", and "you rock my world baby!" in her high-pitched nasal twang when you're doing her.

Is that still a sexy image?
 
2004-03-21 01:53:56 PM  
She said in the article that she is thinking about running for political office. Personally I think that anyone who has ever appeared in an Old Navy commercial should receive a lifetime ban from running for any political position.

/my shizzle's gone fizizzle
 
2004-03-21 01:54:20 PM  
Bobby Fleckmannnn!
 
2004-03-21 01:54:35 PM  
i've got something to put into her mouth that is sure to shut her up ...


/got nothin
 
2004-03-21 01:55:43 PM  
an oral report?
 
2004-03-21 01:55:52 PM  
Hercules:

And thus, the gods invented the ballgag, for just such an occasion.

Lorthos
 
2004-03-21 01:56:21 PM  
Hercules

Actually, yes. It would provide humor value. She's the total entertainment package!

Now, an ugly chick doing that would add insult to injury, let's be honest.
 
2004-03-21 01:58:38 PM  
Her other penis is a vagina.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2004-03-21 02:01:33 PM  
She still irritates the hell out of me, but good for her on this one.

The health advocacy, not the possibility of her running for office.

*shiver*
 
2004-03-21 02:01:35 PM  
And thus, the gods invented the ballgag, for just such an occasion.

Don't forget about the ball *bag* as well.
 
2004-03-21 02:11:56 PM  
I always felt sorry for her.
When she was just starting out, a guy broke into her home, tied up her husband and raped her in front of him.

Do yourself a favor and rent HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS, it's her best movie!
 
2004-03-21 02:13:18 PM  
The only human voice which makes dogs commit mass suicide.
 
2004-03-21 02:14:10 PM  
Ultrasound allows the gynecologist to view "the entire mouth."

Works for me!
 
2004-03-21 02:16:57 PM  
I was goona have lunch....now I think I'll wait...
 
2004-03-21 02:20:38 PM  
what's up with this?

NSFW of The Nanny
 
2004-03-21 02:23:18 PM  
For those of you who'd "hit her", imagine her going, "oh yes", "oh gawd", "I love that", and "you rock my world baby!" in her high-pitched nasal twang when you're doing her.

Is that still a sexy image?


Yes, yes it is. Frankly, I've never had sex with a woman who had a voice like that, and it'd be an exciting new experience. Not saying I'd do it fifty times or anything, though Fran was a hottie when she was younger...
 
2004-03-21 02:23:39 PM  
cant get past the voice!
 
Azz
2004-03-21 02:30:31 PM  
though Fran was a hottie when she was younger...


WAS a hottie? WAS? She still is...
:P
 
2004-03-21 02:40:46 PM  
Mandatory Vaginal Ultrasounds for every Man, Woman, and Child!

FOUR MORE YEARS!

/Bush, 2004
 
2004-03-21 02:41:14 PM  
Actually, Fark is run by CBS. Titties are naughty.
 
2004-03-21 02:43:44 PM  
"Women have to have an extra loud voice at almost every level, but especially when it comes to our health," Drescher says. "Improving basic gynecological healthcare is extremely important. It's like when women weren't allowed to vote. It's a no-brainer."

Umm... except that money spent on breast cancer dwarfs that spent on prostate cancer.

/cancer lifeboat -- women and children first
//not arguing against the children


I must concurr. I'm all for better healthcare for women/children/men/everyone (my mom is a breast cancer survivor) but I get rather sick of hearing about how "its never enough, we need more!". How many men's health committees do you hear about? Research support etc...
 
2004-03-21 02:47:54 PM  
I'd hit her...if I were a deaf man.
 
2004-03-21 02:50:35 PM  
Yeah, I was about to mention that it looked intended to be linked but I think "it's just a nipple" just sealed his fate.

Still nothing compared to the Lucky Charms "mistake" though.
 
2004-03-21 02:50:41 PM  
No. I'm work in a radio station with 7 different stations in one building.
 
2004-03-21 02:50:42 PM  
She's 46? Wow...and I've always thought she was hot. Not bad looking for 46, not bad at all. Then again, she was in Spinal Tap, so I figured she wasn't the youngest woman in the world.
 
ACF
2004-03-21 02:52:51 PM  
The whole thread is making me sick.

She has as much chance of being elected to anything as Al Sharpton.
 
2004-03-21 02:55:55 PM  
i had to go back and look like twenty times.......
 
2004-03-21 02:56:22 PM  
I seriously don't know what Drescher is biatching about. A womens health exam is a lot more thorough than a mans. What do we get? Someone listens to our hearts and lungs, then tells us to bend over so they can stick a finger up our ass, then grabs our balls and tells us to cough. That's it... exam over. Men do not have a whole profession dedicated to their physilogy, but women do.
 
2004-03-21 02:56:38 PM  
12.24.02 - I suck
 
2004-03-21 02:57:06 PM  
"It's like putting a pair of eyes on the ends of the doctor's fingers,"

As a woman that's a HORRIBLE analogy! icck!

Let me clear it up. Transvaginal Ultrasound is when they take this big honkin dildo that's connected to a computer, slap a rubber on it and jam it up your hoo-ha while pressing down on your abdomen trying to get a better look at the little gray bits on the screen.

I mean, at least they could buy you a drink first. Or let you have a smoke. Doesn't hurt but it's damn uncomfortable and awkward as hell.
 
2004-03-21 02:58:03 PM  
And all for a good cause too. It's a win-win situation.

Today's phrase that pays:

Gag it and shag it.

(Pack a pair of ear-muffs just in case).
 
2004-03-21 02:58:16 PM  
he picked the safest picture of the three....


I had a chance of either killing a baby, throwing it or squashing it.
I picked the 'safest' of the 3.

/extreme, but you get the point.
He didn't have to do any and get people in trouble.
 
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