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(Some Guy)   Retro-gaming gone horribly awry-- JoustPong   (alienbill.com) divider line 32
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2001-12-20 06:24:22 PM
Joust! It's what's for dinner!
 
2001-12-20 06:24:23 PM
...an oldie but a goodie.

We need more "Joustified" games...Mario, for example, would sure be...uhh...interesting...
 
2001-12-20 06:27:31 PM
AAARRRRGGGGHHHH.
 
2001-12-20 06:27:44 PM
nice
 
2001-12-20 06:32:32 PM
I can play first and second player at the same time. I am a golden god.
 
2001-12-20 06:43:16 PM
My mad joustpong skills are legendary.
 
2001-12-20 06:49:23 PM
Ahhh the benefits of science!
freakish mutatations like this.
 
2001-12-20 06:50:58 PM
Wow, now that's stupid.
 
2001-12-20 06:51:24 PM
Sucktastic! Worst game I never played- raves Gene Siskel from beyond the grave Boo!

......John Edwards told me to type that!
 
2001-12-20 06:51:38 PM
Oh yeah, Beezulbob?


Prove it. In the style of Longbow Digital Crates.





If this doesn't work, I am so sorry.
 
2001-12-20 06:53:13 PM
horrible game. nice concept, but horrible.
 
2001-12-20 06:56:28 PM
Just because you can does not mean you should....this is a huge waste of code....
 
2001-12-20 06:57:55 PM
Oh my God, that game made me want to murder children and sell their spleens on the black market for coke money! It was awful. Pure filth.
 
2001-12-20 06:59:36 PM
I miss Pong Kombat.

("Finish him!!")
 
2001-12-20 07:28:19 PM
Worst. Game. Ever.

Okay, maybe not...but man that sucked.
 
2001-12-20 07:31:41 PM

That game is TORTURE!!!
 
2001-12-20 07:32:44 PM
Was that golden god , or golden rod?
 
2001-12-20 07:42:11 PM
I thought it was silly you can set up the same as pong back and fourth etc. etc. etc.
 
2001-12-20 07:57:38 PM
Big deal. As soon as I finish my cross of Space Invaders and Cock'n'Ball Torture, we got ourselves a game.
 
2001-12-20 08:48:27 PM
For real retro gaming goodness, they need to bring back Spacewar
 
2001-12-20 10:07:31 PM
http://lcs.www.media.mit.edu/groups/el/projects/spacewar/
 
2001-12-20 10:44:26 PM
May be a crappy game but it might make for a decent photoshop.
 
2001-12-20 10:46:36 PM
B0rg9: ROFL
 
2001-12-20 10:51:33 PM
 
2001-12-20 11:53:48 PM
kneejerk critics suck. folks who make stuff like joustpong: cool
 
2001-12-21 12:04:00 AM
To all whiners - Make something better, let me know when you have, and I will respect you for being intelligent, until then, you rank with paramecium.

I thought this game was annoying and obnoxious, but kinda fun and definatly amusing.
 
2001-12-21 02:42:33 AM
My right hand just kicked my left hands ass, maybe i should try playing joustpong.
</crappy masturbation joke>
 
2001-12-21 06:14:08 AM
mm...crossover games.

mad props to the first person to successfully meld archery and golf.
 
2001-12-21 09:05:38 AM
What a load of bollocks. You all want to get the MEGA-GUN game. Controller that looks like an N64 controller, plugs straight into the TV, 105 old school games, only costs £30
Now thats value for money.
 
2001-12-21 10:10:19 AM
I'm the author of JoustPong...someone mentioned its appearance here, otherwise I wouldn't have known.

I just think it's interesting to have a reasonably complex game that's controlled with a single button. There's a version for Windows as well, though with more primitive graphics.

I should probably go and fix it up a bit, right now the computer can get trapped in a pattern if you let your bird rest at the bottom.

Anyway, thanks to the people who said they liked it, nyah to people who thought it sucked.
 
2001-12-21 11:48:05 AM
Kisrael - What about the people who think YOU suck?
 
2001-12-21 12:42:03 PM
They're entitled to their opinion, I suppose.

Of course, if those people happen to take on screen names along the lines of "Yodafett", I'm not too worried about their opinion.
 
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