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		Nude portrait of Monty Python's Terry Jones to be unveiled, presumably not in Colorado (news.bbc.co.uk)		42
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MikeWeath		2004-03-20 09:49:54 AM

The horror, the horror...

thanebq		2004-03-20 09:51:19 AM

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis..."

txt_eva		2004-03-20 09:58:24 AM

But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

hogans		2004-03-20 09:59:23 AM

Sadly, that's something that's not completely different.

save_trees_eat_beaver		2004-03-20 10:01:40 AM

The UK, the real home of freedon of speech and expression.

New advert for (UK) Channel 4 NSFW

Laughing Budda		2004-03-20 10:04:08 AM

What a witty man!

hogans		2004-03-20 10:28:34 AM

I object to all this sex on the computer. I mean, I keep falling off!

Superskeptic		2004-03-20 11:05:28 AM

its. . .

Nicolette		2004-03-20 11:20:56 AM

Every sperm is sacred... until it grows....

Tuxedo_Penguin		2004-03-20 11:21:34 AM

Only eight comments?

SGF		2004-03-20 11:22:30 AM

It will be unweiled with the release of a #*&^$#song, but I bet you they won't play it on the radio...

hillary		2004-03-20 11:25:37 AM

I'd hit it

er.... wait.... what?

WizardX		2004-03-20 11:36:32 AM

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok...

Winterborn		2004-03-20 11:38:03 AM

It's a play on the nude organist, a bit he did on Monty Python.

Squidgilum		2004-03-20 11:43:25 AM

A genius, that man is! Has anybody ever read "Dr. Fegg's Nasty Book of Knowledge" (also issued as "Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of All World Knowledge")? It's a parody of a children's book by Jones and Michael Palin. Utterly brilliant!

cactusman		2004-03-20 11:52:46 AM

Welcome to "blackmail" the game shich you can play with yourself.

philzone2001		2004-03-20 11:55:09 AM

sit on my face and tell me that you love me

Mongra		2004-03-20 11:55:20 AM

I'm a big Python fan and that portrait just kicks butt! I would hang it up in my living room next to Cosmo:

hogans		2004-03-20 11:55:23 AM

I've got a copy of Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia. I'd have to say it's a far better collaboration than their Ripping Yarns, but that's probably at least partly because I'm a twisted sadistic bastard, myself.

/Going to bake Suet Surprise tonight

philzone2001		2004-03-20 11:55:53 AM

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis..." ah the penis song one of pythons funniest's

Lorelle		2004-03-20 12:05:55 PM

A man with 3 buttocks?

MrNeutron		2004-03-20 12:06:02 PM

This is weird:

Terry Jones

Tom Baker

Nicolette		2004-03-20 12:09:31 PM

Philzone2001

Prefer the philosopher's...
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could drink you under the table.
David Hume could outconsume
Schopenhaur and Hegel
And Wittegenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Neitzsche couldn't teach ya
Bout the turning of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed (drunk in US terms)

John Suart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy got particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink therefore, I am
And Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker - but a bugger when he's pissed!

Apologies for the spelling fark-ups but I'm pissed as a newt...but the photographic memory still serves well... as does my bartender.......bottoms up!

philzone2001		2004-03-20 12:13:00 PM

i also love the decomposing composers. everyone should own a copy of monty pythons sings. you'll laugh your arse off.

Mabman		2004-03-20 12:53:19 PM

I have the "Contractual Obligation" album. Some great stuff, including "Farewell to John Denver" (recorded long before he actually died), "I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio", and "Traffic Lights".

luckyeddie		2004-03-20 12:58:44 PM

I weel not buy thees tobacconists - eet ees skratcht

chickensocks		2004-03-20 01:44:17 PM

Heidi Harrington

nyne		2004-03-20 01:49:03 PM

And when, might I ask, will she be posing nude??

Great_Expectorations		2004-03-20 01:52:35 PM

mye hooverckraft ees fooll ov eeels!

DMG		2004-03-20 01:58:17 PM

Heidi Harrington:

Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

Catracks		2004-03-20 02:06:18 PM

I HATE "Traffic Lights"

Terry Jones is quite the amateur historian. I love the documentaries I've seen him do. Not at all boring like the multitude of British historians I've seen lecture (Blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blaaaaaaaaahhhhh ...zzzzzzzzzz).

He checks out our manuscript collection once in a while. The curators keep it hush-hush because we have one or two fans that get all fanatic silly over him. I am a bit nerdy, but it's a pleasure to say that I'm not one of them. (Although the way I can quote, you would think so).

"Well, there's, uh, rat pie, rat pudding, rat sorbet or, uh, strawberry tart.

Strawberry tart?

Well, it's got some rat in it.

How much?

Six. Rather a lot really."

Catracks		2004-03-20 02:08:10 PM

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected."

Great_Expectorations		2004-03-20 02:33:25 PM

my neeples explode with deelight!

NakedAvengerZero		2004-03-20 02:50:14 PM

pleeease fondle.. mah... buttocks.

HazMatador		2004-03-20 04:35:38 PM

...Lemon Curry!

I couldn't resist...

ansius		2004-03-20 06:18:16 PM

shudder

darthx86		2004-03-20 07:07:24 PM

"Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile..."

weiner dog		2004-03-20 07:42:26 PM

SPLUNGE! Check out the SEMPRINI on that guy!

Felicity Shagwell		2004-03-20 08:19:21 PM

IT'S...

Marley		2004-03-20 11:36:07 PM

Run away! Run away!

Sir_boxalot		2004-03-21 03:35:22 AM

I only said to a few close friends that I was thinking of getting a second shed.

1potsmoker		2004-03-21 07:02:31 PM

....My penile warts, your herpes, My syphilitic sores, Your moenelial infection, How I miss you more and more Your dobies itch my scrum-pox Our lovely gonorrhea At least we were both lying When we said that we were clear....

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