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(Expatica)   Asked to pass the salt, politician proceeds to pepper spray restaurant guests   ( expatica.com) divider line
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2004-03-19 08:39:39 AM  
It's obvious that the waiter had offered her a wafer thin mint and kept insisting that she have it and he defended herself with a can of pepperspray.

Pesky french waiters.

I just hope someone gets that...
 
2004-03-19 12:23:45 PM  
I got it...Fishy Fishy Fishy Fish
 
2004-03-19 12:23:58 PM  
Is this when the Chef threw pasta on the waiter?
 
2004-03-19 12:24:08 PM  
It is unclear from reports in newspaper De Telegraaf and elsewhere why she did so or when the incident took place. Reports refer to it happening "omlangs", which can mean lately, recently or the other day.

What a useful word. "Honey, when did you last take out the trash?" "Omlangs!"
 
2004-03-19 12:24:31 PM  
Some like it hot.
 
2004-03-19 12:25:06 PM  
Knuckle-dusters?
 
2004-03-19 12:26:01 PM  
at least her body guards had brains...
/usually the opposite
 
2004-03-19 12:26:01 PM  
.....and they actually elected this duffus to something?
 
2004-03-19 12:26:14 PM  
Someone care to fill me in on what "knuckle dusters" are? Are they like brass knuckles?

Also, how long until someone posts the picture of Homer using Marge's pepper spray as a condiment?
 
2004-03-19 12:26:37 PM  
I just assumed LPM. Huh, enough whackjobs for all the parties.
 
2004-03-19 12:26:46 PM  
Her strange behavior in Amsterdam is probably drug-related.. maybe she went to a smart shop and got some shrooms before the dinner..
 
2004-03-19 12:27:33 PM  
member of the right-leaning Liberal VVD party ????

She doesn't sound very liberal to me. Does "liberal" has a different connotation in Europe?
 
2004-03-19 12:27:38 PM  
mmmmmmmmmmm....pepper spray - Homer Simpson
 
2004-03-19 12:28:03 PM  
That's how Dutch politicians lobby for your vote...
 
2004-03-19 12:28:06 PM  
One time I was in line behind this old man at Wal-Mart, and I had bought some WD-40. It looked like the sprayer nozzle was broken, so I just pressed it a little, and that sh-t shot out about 5 feet, straight into that old man's face. Man he started freakin. It was so damn funny I couldn't help but start busting out laughing.

/I still feel bad, but I laugh everytime I remember
 
2004-03-19 12:28:09 PM  
Also, how long until someone posts the picture of Homer using Marge's pepper spray as a condiment?

Mmmmm...incapacitating
 
2004-03-19 12:28:52 PM  
Does "liberal" has a different connotation in Europe?

Yes. "Liberal" isn't an insult in Europe.
 
2004-03-19 12:29:00 PM  
Is it me, or is she hot?
 
2004-03-19 12:29:09 PM  
Bubbaman

when referencing "mmmmmmmm...(fill in the blank here)"

it is not necessary to place homer simpsons name afterwards, seeing as how we alll know exactly who originally spoke those somewhat seacred words...however thank you for your post :)
 
2004-03-19 12:29:56 PM  
If I remember correctly, knuckle dusters are the metric equivalent of brass knuckles. That is, used in the EU ;-)
 
2004-03-19 12:30:30 PM  
yum, shes hot AND crazy
 
2004-03-19 12:30:31 PM  
and yall think Alabama is odd?
Dutch tag please....
 
2004-03-19 12:31:08 PM  
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It's a lie! I never maced anyone!
 
2004-03-19 12:31:16 PM  
One day, I went to eat at an Olive Garden, and a WTO riot broke out.
[image from inventati.org too old to be available]
 
2004-03-19 12:32:15 PM  
bubba-hotep

She is hot in a dark religously circumcised sorta way.

I'd do her.
 
2004-03-19 12:32:44 PM  
mmmmmmm......incapacitating

/Homer
 
2004-03-19 12:32:59 PM  
it is "onlangs", not "omlangs"
 
2004-03-19 12:33:17 PM  
The VVD party is a strong supporter of the preventative search (preventief fouilleren in Dutch) law which allows police to stop and search everyone in a designated risk-area for weapons.

Hmm, filled with irony goodness.
 
2004-03-19 12:33:22 PM  
2004-03-19 12:28:52 PM OsirisOTheDead


Does "liberal" has a different connotation in Europe?

Yes. "Liberal" isn't an insult in Europe.


Yeah, us here in the 'States caught that whole "70% tax" thing before it got us. But hey, I see with europe's average 12% unemployment rate that its working out for you...right?....right?
 
2004-03-19 12:33:50 PM  
All in all, it's nice to hear of a Muslim who condemns radical Islam.
 
2004-03-19 12:34:18 PM  
 
2004-03-19 12:35:05 PM  
LittleCamel:

And that has what, exactly, to do with my comment?
 
2004-03-19 12:36:26 PM  
The VVD party is a strong supporter of the preventative search (preventief fouilleren in Dutch) law which allows police to stop and search everyone in a designated risk-area for weapons.


Wow, that is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
 
2004-03-19 12:36:44 PM  
LittleCamel - don't be like me - follow the thread's train of thought - I think you hiccuped in there somewhere. I don't get why your response was connected to Osiris's?
 
2004-03-19 12:37:04 PM  
I've been dating a black woman for 8 months and she pepper sprays me all the time. At first I was like "Oooowww, my farking eyes!" but I've come to accept it.

Sex is pretty good when you are in blinding agony.
 
2004-03-19 12:37:25 PM  
Ninja_Pancakes

Of course we get it. Where do you think you are, anyway? ;)
 
2004-03-19 12:37:26 PM  
[image from rnw.nl too old to be available]

I'd hit it! ;)
 
2004-03-19 12:37:46 PM  
During an interview in January 2003, she described the Muslim prophet Mohammed as a "perverse tyrant" who took a girl, 12, as one of his wives.

We need more muslims like her.
 
2004-03-19 12:38:29 PM  
..."Brought up as a Muslim, she has received death threats for her outspoken stance that Islam oppresses women and breeds intolerance among Muslims."...

Pretty much says it all doesn't it? Islamists aren't intolerant at all...
 
2004-03-19 12:39:55 PM  
"I dig the black girl, oh so much more than the white girl."

anyone?
 
2004-03-19 12:40:01 PM  
OsirisOTheDead - it is relevent in the knee-jerk republican hatred sort of way.

"Does "liberal" has a different connotation in Europe?" TO answer the question, everywhere outside the US, Liberal is not at all Socialist and in some ways opposite.

The great 'Liberal' thinkers were the ones that proposed free trade and less government involvement in the economy.
 
2004-03-19 12:40:24 PM  
Hot, in that biatchy-smoky way.
 
2004-03-19 12:41:26 PM  
Oh, Marge, one squirt and you're south of the border!
 
2004-03-19 12:41:39 PM  
2004-03-19 12:35:05 PM OsirisOTheDead


LittleCamel:

And that has what, exactly, to do with my comment?


You don't understand that "liberal" is a bad word here because we saw what it did to Europe?
 
2004-03-19 12:42:08 PM  
HotWingConspiracy - thanks - needed a good bust-out laugh
 
2004-03-19 12:42:43 PM  
preventative search? I guess things have changed since Pulp Fiction...

Yeah, it breaks down like this: okay, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but, but - but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this, allright -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have. - John Travolta
 
2004-03-19 12:42:58 PM  
Don't mind LittleCamel. He fell into a puddle of GOP once. He still hasn't been able to rid himself of the stench.
 
2004-03-19 12:43:16 PM  
Dutch... isn't that weird?
 
2004-03-19 12:44:30 PM  
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I've wanted to mace the people at the table next to me before.
 
2004-03-19 12:45:04 PM  
Maybe one of you would care to explain why no person can run for elected office outside San Fran' and win by calling themselves "liberal". You can run as a conservative, but not a liberal. Ya, I haven't been able to rid myself of the stench, it's like when you run over a skunk.

Or in this case, a couple of them.
 
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