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2004-03-18 09:10:17 PM
2004-03-18 09:00:14 PM KirRoyale

Alex Chilton

im not even going to begin to slam you on that stupid ass post, if your sh*t is uncircumcised its looks weird now and it always will, period, end of story


Let the flaming begin.

We have just been conditioned to think that circumcision is normal. You've been brain-washed, my friend. All the hygiene, cancer, etc. theories are myths. It became common place in our culture as a way to curb masturbation in the late 1800s. You only think it looks weird because you are conditioned to think so. It's never really been popular anywhere else in the world (except in cultures where it is done religeously, probably for the same reason, which is also retarded). It's there for a reason - to protect your piece/reduce friction. Nowadays less boys are being circumcised than are not. Hopefully this trend will continue and we can do away with this genital mutilation.

Thanks for taking my bait.
 
2004-03-18 09:12:33 PM
A hanjob is a man's job, yo jobs a blow job!
 
2004-03-18 09:14:56 PM
That "baseball" stuff is nothing more than outdated sexual politics.
It's a woman milking a man for all the attention she can get.

"the prize down below" (*sigh)

If you want to be equal, and not property, than quit identifying any part or whole of yourself as a thing to be aquired by the highest bidder.
 
2004-03-18 09:16:20 PM
SPIT ON IT!! It's starting to smoke!

There is always a proper time and place for a hand job.
The movie theater is one of them. BJ's just look to obvious there.
 
2004-03-18 09:17:00 PM
Hey, don;t fret....by the time they have been married for three years, they'll almost all be allergic to penis and you'll long for the lost innocence of a good handjob.
 
2004-03-18 09:18:38 PM
KirRoyale - You sir, are an idiot.
 
2004-03-18 09:19:41 PM

If you want to be equal, and not property, than quit identifying any part or whole of yourself as a thing to be aquired by the highest bidder.


When people identify with their body parts, they buy Hummers. (especially if they aren't getting real hummers.)
 
2004-03-18 09:19:49 PM
But is a hand job cheating?
 
2004-03-18 09:19:59 PM
2004-03-18 09:15:27 PM KirRoyale

Alex Chilton

i will gladly take that bait because no matter what you say, your penis still looks very weird...oh, and have fun cleaning the inside of your foreskin


Cut or not, you should wash your thing. I don't really see how that is an issue.
 
2004-03-18 09:20:09 PM
You can't play baseball without second base.

Simple solution, we take the hand job out, move oral to second, sex to third, and draft anal to take home plate. See, a simple solution to a simple problem.
 
2004-03-18 09:21:44 PM
but bigpoppasmurf!
So many people will get stuck at 3rd base.

/Cornholin's not for me!
 
2004-03-18 09:21:49 PM
I once got a hand job from a stripper at a bachelor party.

I just wanted to mention that.

/not Fnorgby
 
R3
2004-03-18 09:21:50 PM
KirRoyale - How long have you been without your foreskin? Since birth? Because that would explain your comments.
 
2004-03-18 09:22:22 PM
What about the dying art of the rimjob?
 
2004-03-18 09:22:29 PM
Some more techniques:

From this URL click on the link called 'basket weaving for girls' (requires real player). Unsafe for work.

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/S/sextips/
 
2004-03-18 09:22:33 PM
squoze?
 
2004-03-18 09:23:01 PM
Hurrah for handjobs!

/In case Atvar hasn't already said so
 
2004-03-18 09:23:01 PM
Hurrah for handjobs!

/In case Atvar hasn't already said so
 
2004-03-18 09:24:50 PM
"Hummer"?
It used to be a Vulva - I mean Volvo.
 
2004-03-18 09:24:56 PM
 
2004-03-18 09:25:33 PM
well im not about to participate in a foreskin flamewar but i will say one thing

Well I'm convinced.
 
2004-03-18 09:25:50 PM
so make anal the Grand Slam.

heh
 
2004-03-18 09:27:00 PM
Greg, honey? Is it supposed to be this soft?

/Babs
 
2004-03-18 09:27:28 PM
If you're uncircumcsised, you're like Hitler.

(I call Godwin Law)
 
2004-03-18 09:27:53 PM
You know that all editors Google prospective reporters, right?

So, eh, you got the (hand)job.
 
2004-03-18 09:28:01 PM
/laughing at Dogfather's Animal House reference..
 
2004-03-18 09:28:14 PM
scarlet_begonia
Now if only you guys wouldnt get drunk and kiss other chicks.

Maybe us guys would do it less if you gals did it more...
 
2004-03-18 09:28:34 PM
The recent edition of The Joy Of Sex has an excellent section on 'manhandling'.
 
2004-03-18 09:28:42 PM
Hurrah for handjobs!

/In case edthesled only said it twice. Third time's the charm ...
 
2004-03-18 09:28:56 PM
RyanC829

That was about as easy as clubbing a baby seal, wasn't it?

Bravo.
 
2004-03-18 09:29:20 PM
What an incredibly interesting article.
She will definetly have a job waiting for her at Fox.

Or is that she will be waiting to give a handjob at Fox.

probably both.

/Dumb Blonde
 
2004-03-18 09:29:26 PM
Shutup [BIGASSBOLDTEXT] The Symbol [/BIGASSBOLDTEXT]. Ask any of my one hundred girlfriends how much of a super stud I am. Go on.

You and your..oh..hang on.

What's that mother? I'm a big boy mother. I don't want a farking job! I was bullied at McDonalds.
 
2004-03-18 09:29:47 PM
Hurrah for Curiouslyabsent!!
 
J
2004-03-18 09:29:51 PM
Boy, I am so glad that somebody wrote that article! Finally, a random person who insists on rambling about sex, while possessing neither Dr. Phil's knowledge or Dan Savage's wit!

Please, more! Hey, better yet- why not hook up with The Onion's Jackie Harvey! You'd make a great team!
 
2004-03-18 09:31:02 PM
I've never dated a girl, high school, college, or otherwise that knew how to give a hand job. Invariably about half were afraid to break something and the other half treated it like a garden weed.
 
YMW
2004-03-18 09:38:15 PM
re: I've never dated a girl, high school, college, or otherwise that knew how to give a hand job.

sure they weren't trannys?
 
2004-03-18 09:38:26 PM
MetalMan:

I think that's what Carly Simon's song "Nobody does it Better" was all about.
 
2004-03-18 09:38:57 PM
trying to kill the thread...
 
2004-03-18 09:39:00 PM
But did she give a hand job to a manta ray?

/Bill Brasky is a son of a biatch.
 
2004-03-18 09:41:08 PM
Man, is it just me or are some of their students REALLY uptight? Glad I go to berkeley...
 
2004-03-18 09:41:40 PM
re: I've never dated a girl, high school, college, or otherwise that knew how to give a hand job.

you couldve stopped at otherwise

/hehe

He could have just stopped at 'I've never dated a girl"
/kidding, I swear.
 
2004-03-18 09:42:03 PM
Scavenger - But does she give a good HJ?
 
2004-03-18 09:42:48 PM
A little lighter fluid and a spark can revive this ancient pastime.

It's a trust thing...

/yeah, got nothin'
 
2004-03-18 09:43:38 PM
I agree - file this actually under SAD.
 
2004-03-18 09:44:14 PM
To quote Arnold Schwartennager: "Who said that you could touch myyyyy cooooooooookies!"
 
2004-03-18 09:44:29 PM
Hey! Did I hear someone talkin bout Bill Brasssky?
 
2004-03-18 09:44:58 PM
Just another take on what you said KirRoyale.

Saw the Gibson. I've got a '69 Goldtop.
 
2004-03-18 09:45:39 PM
Why are these college female sex articles even news anymore? sheesh.
 
2004-03-18 09:45:55 PM
Alex Chilton- I wholeheartely agree. I do feel sorry for those that are missing part of thier manhood and have 300% less feeling than we do. As far as the 'its werd' viewpoint- I've only had one complaint from a girl, and she was kicked to the curb forthwith.


Hey- lets all move to a country where its accepted that you have a doctor mutilate your newborn son!!


oh yeah, we are already there.
 
2004-03-18 09:46:35 PM
Doonyman

You know Bill Brasky? Let me buy you a drink!
 
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