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(Some Guy)   Uri Geller's psychic powers end team's losing streak   ( divider line
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2000 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2001 at 7:24 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-19 07:26:51 PM  
For sure.
2001-12-19 07:27:36 PM  
"There is no spoon..."
2001-12-19 07:29:11 PM  
Geller probably wanted to psychically bite all his team's, uh... weeners during the goal celebrations
2001-12-19 07:34:16 PM  
2001-12-19 08:15:11 PM  
Is this more of that "cricket" nonsense?
2001-12-19 08:17:09 PM  
This should have more comments, so here's another.

"I don't really know what to say."

2001-12-19 08:18:39 PM  
I was at that camel toe site, and there was a blurb about Britney Spears "sloshing" around in her red leather jump suit. I made a quick call to Bill Nye to find out what was really up... Here's what he said:

"Well kids, let's break down this mystery liquid inside Britney's suit... 70% is likely to be sweat, leaving an entire 30% to be a mixture of saliva, vaginal fluids, vinegar, and gopher-juice. Since we know Britney Spears is NOT in fact as partial to gophers as we suspected... We can rule out gopher-juice as a candidate. That leaves vaginal fluid, saliva and vinegar. Where did the vinegar come from, you ask? Well, it is believed (although not confirmed) that Bob Saget made a 15 minute stop in Britney's suit to drop off a few quarts of excess vinegar he recieved from eager fans in his Full House days."

Good to have that cleared up.
Sloshing indeed.

and Patty Bateman says:
No sir, I don't like it!
2001-12-19 08:49:09 PM  
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Hi... Katie Couric. I have the following message for NBC:




2001-12-19 09:40:35 PM  
Uri Geller probably wears a pink shirt too.
2001-12-20 04:35:13 AM  
Oh, just like my baby boy was born Sunday evening--and that night the Lions won their first game. :)

*goes to put a pacifier in baby's mouth again*
2001-12-20 08:32:55 AM  
"Arsenal looked certain winners when Robert Pires fired the home side ahead in a first half the home side dominated."

What the FARK is this guy talking about? I can't make any sense of the above, or much of the article for that matter. Or am I just not awake yet?

"Initially it had seemed that the stage was set for Kieron Dyer to dominate Wednesday morning's headlines and prompt a New Year approach from Soho Square following his recall to the visitors' starting XI."

What the hell does this mean? Oh never mind, maybe I should just go back to bed.
2001-12-20 11:34:06 AM  
Henry is a spoiled little biatch....he HAS to learn how to lose....
2001-12-20 09:46:10 PM  
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