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(ABC) NewsFlash Russian Red Square on fire   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 138
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2004-03-14 02:22:49 PM
In Soviet... ah, fark it.
 
OBB
2004-03-14 02:23:23 PM
It's the Fascists! (reverse of the burning of the Reichstag)
 
2004-03-14 02:23:54 PM
Note to Soviet Fire Dept. Sray water, not the vodka!!
 
2004-03-14 02:23:55 PM
My hair is on fire!
My hair is on fire!
My hair is on fire!
 
2004-03-14 02:23:58 PM
so what happens in the brown square

*notta*
 
2004-03-14 02:24:12 PM
Water should put it out.
 
2004-03-14 02:24:33 PM
it's a huge fire
 
2004-03-14 02:24:37 PM
IT BEGINS
 
2004-03-14 02:24:57 PM
The fire deptment is still in line to get a single fire truck
 
2004-03-14 02:25:25 PM
Wait.. DON'T spray vodka??!
 
2004-03-14 02:25:53 PM
so, if JFK2 wins the election, what do we get to set on fire?
 
2004-03-14 02:26:09 PM
Malevich later seen rising from his grave, seeking vengeance.
 
G2V
2004-03-14 02:26:19 PM
I hope someone is putin that fire out.
 
2004-03-14 02:26:53 PM
So, if Bush is re-elected, can we set stuff on fire? I mean, he's as big of a thug as Putin...
 
2004-03-14 02:29:29 PM
The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!
 
2004-03-14 02:29:35 PM
How does a large open area like Red Square catch on fire?

Answer: a building, one of hundreds, near Red Square is on fire.

Puzhalsta.
 
2004-03-14 02:30:20 PM
Something tells me that a few thousand minority civilians are going to die because of this.
 
2004-03-14 02:30:46 PM
G2V = comedy genius
 
2004-03-14 02:31:20 PM
Oh good, I was worried it was some other Red Square.
 
2004-03-14 02:33:01 PM
TsarDony

i scanned through the comments and missed it first time

thanks
 
2004-03-14 02:33:08 PM
Should they have "election hall" and "stones throw away" in the same paragraph?
 
2004-03-14 02:33:14 PM
Mr. Malatov was unavailable for questioning...
 
2004-03-14 02:34:05 PM
What a tragedy!
 
2004-03-14 02:34:17 PM
Spain blames the ETA.
 
2004-03-14 02:34:56 PM
I forget, red squares are for democrats and blue squares are for republicans? Or is it the other way around?
 
2004-03-14 02:35:42 PM
Reports say the pain and agony is being evenly distributed amongst all the people. A success for communism!
 
2004-03-14 02:36:04 PM
Hmmmm....my post, she disappeared!
 
2004-03-14 02:36:57 PM
CNN is now reporting that Red Square was bombed by a German teenager in a Cessna.
 
2004-03-14 02:38:26 PM
I'll give FoxNews credit. CNN is showing an old piece on Carlos Santana. Fox is showing video of the fire.
 
2004-03-14 02:38:29 PM
wow, that was a fast fark..
 
2004-03-14 02:38:46 PM
Hopefully Big Bad Vlad is okay...don't want him to melt or anything...
 
2004-03-14 02:39:56 PM
Fox is the only news covering it here :/
 
2004-03-14 02:40:16 PM
ahhhh motherland!
 
2004-03-14 02:41:16 PM
In Russia, fire smokes you.
 
2004-03-14 02:41:31 PM
The flame war has already started?!?
 
2004-03-14 02:42:02 PM
I'll give FoxNews credit. CNN is showing an old piece on Carlos Santana. Fox is showing video of the fire.

Fox news: the fastest news network to bring you stories about how democrats eat babies.
 
2004-03-14 02:42:17 PM
okay, i can't type "i.n s.o.v.i.e.t r.u.s.s.i.a" for some reason. now my family guy joke is ruined.
 
2004-03-14 02:43:28 PM
Russian Red Square on fire. Your dog wants Molotov Cocktails.
 
2004-03-14 02:43:37 PM
Democrats to blame this on Bush also, demanding an investigation in 5...4...3...
 
2004-03-14 02:43:49 PM
Does anyone here know a lot about Russian history? I think that Moscow has had a couple of very bad fires in its long history. I believe one of them was started deliberately to destroy the city so the Mongols couldn't take it. I am not positive on this.
 
2004-03-14 02:44:14 PM
Someone lit the fire with a 2$ bill?
 
2004-03-14 02:44:36 PM
You know, as someone who's joke was ruined by the ISR ban, I feel cheated. Especially as I have never used it before.
 
2004-03-14 02:47:14 PM
...now known as "Red-Hot Square"!

(I'm sorry... bad joke. I think it's absolutely awful when important landmarks are destroyed.)
 
2004-03-14 02:47:43 PM
[I believe one of them was started deliberately to destroy the city so the Mongols couldn't take it.]

Don't know about the mongols, but I do know the Russians did that to Napoleon when he invaded.
 
2004-03-14 02:47:58 PM
"Must...crush...capitalism...Grrrrr."

-Lenin's cartoon corpse

That's one of my favorite Simpsons gags.
 
2004-03-14 02:48:55 PM
Now, if the moscow firefighters had secured full international cooperation, and exhausted all diplomatic negotiations with the fire, before they began fighting this fire unilaterally, the fire would be out by now, the damage repaired, and the local children tossing flowers as the firefighters withdraw....
 
2004-03-14 02:49:40 PM
"Ah! Motherland!"
 
2004-03-14 02:49:42 PM
Fox is showing video of the fire.

Right before they went to commercial, they blamed Democrats for the fire.
 
2004-03-14 02:51:11 PM
Al Queda calls to take credit in 3...2...1...
 
2004-03-14 02:52:36 PM
Fox is the only news that has it. I think they started it to create a ruse and streal artifacts.
 
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