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(ABC) NewsFlash Russian Red Square on fire   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 138
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Voramyr
2004-03-14 02:22:49 PM
In Soviet... ah, fark it.
 
OBB
2004-03-14 02:23:23 PM
It's the Fascists! (reverse of the burning of the Reichstag)
 
Bubbaman
2004-03-14 02:23:54 PM
Note to Soviet Fire Dept. Sray water, not the vodka!!
 
star_topology
2004-03-14 02:23:55 PM
My hair is on fire!
My hair is on fire!
My hair is on fire!
 
Outlaw2097
2004-03-14 02:23:58 PM
so what happens in the brown square

*notta*
 
MorningBreath [TotalFark]
2004-03-14 02:24:12 PM
Water should put it out.
 
jzuska
2004-03-14 02:24:33 PM
it's a huge fire
 
Novart
2004-03-14 02:24:37 PM
IT BEGINS
 
ShadowDemon
2004-03-14 02:24:57 PM
The fire deptment is still in line to get a single fire truck
 
Spiku
2004-03-14 02:25:25 PM
Wait.. DON'T spray vodka??!
 
jzuska
2004-03-14 02:25:53 PM
so, if JFK2 wins the election, what do we get to set on fire?
 
Korovyov
2004-03-14 02:26:09 PM
Malevich later seen rising from his grave, seeking vengeance.
 
G2V
2004-03-14 02:26:19 PM
I hope someone is putin that fire out.
 
elchip
2004-03-14 02:26:53 PM
So, if Bush is re-elected, can we set stuff on fire? I mean, he's as big of a thug as Putin...
 
ChubFrog
2004-03-14 02:29:29 PM
The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!
 
BLIAD THE IMPALER
2004-03-14 02:29:35 PM
How does a large open area like Red Square catch on fire?

Answer: a building, one of hundreds, near Red Square is on fire.

Puzhalsta.
 
zagadka
2004-03-14 02:30:20 PM
Something tells me that a few thousand minority civilians are going to die because of this.
 
TsarDony
2004-03-14 02:30:46 PM
G2V = comedy genius
 
Rozinante
2004-03-14 02:31:20 PM
Oh good, I was worried it was some other Red Square.
 
21-7-b [TotalFark]
2004-03-14 02:33:01 PM
TsarDony

i scanned through the comments and missed it first time

thanks
 
The Symbol
2004-03-14 02:33:08 PM
Should they have "election hall" and "stones throw away" in the same paragraph?
 
ME_GRIMLOCK
2004-03-14 02:33:14 PM
Mr. Malatov was unavailable for questioning...
 
night
2004-03-14 02:34:05 PM
What a tragedy!
 
Jesus 2.0
2004-03-14 02:34:17 PM
Spain blames the ETA.
 
MorningBreath [TotalFark]
2004-03-14 02:34:56 PM
I forget, red squares are for democrats and blue squares are for republicans? Or is it the other way around?
 
DeathZero
2004-03-14 02:35:42 PM
Reports say the pain and agony is being evenly distributed amongst all the people. A success for communism!
 
RoguePixie
2004-03-14 02:36:04 PM
Hmmmm....my post, she disappeared!
 
Killer Miller
2004-03-14 02:36:57 PM
CNN is now reporting that Red Square was bombed by a German teenager in a Cessna.
 
control
2004-03-14 02:38:26 PM
I'll give FoxNews credit. CNN is showing an old piece on Carlos Santana. Fox is showing video of the fire.
 
shootme
2004-03-14 02:38:29 PM
wow, that was a fast fark..
 
Nathe
2004-03-14 02:38:46 PM
Hopefully Big Bad Vlad is okay...don't want him to melt or anything...
 
shootme
2004-03-14 02:39:56 PM
Fox is the only news covering it here :/
 
Dapper_Dan
2004-03-14 02:40:16 PM
ahhhh motherland!
 
The Symbol
2004-03-14 02:41:16 PM
In Russia, fire smokes you.
 
Cthulus_Toaster
2004-03-14 02:41:31 PM
The flame war has already started?!?
 
Tigger [TotalFark]
2004-03-14 02:42:02 PM
I'll give FoxNews credit. CNN is showing an old piece on Carlos Santana. Fox is showing video of the fire.

Fox news: the fastest news network to bring you stories about how democrats eat babies.
 
Dawg47
2004-03-14 02:42:17 PM
okay, i can't type "i.n s.o.v.i.e.t r.u.s.s.i.a" for some reason. now my family guy joke is ruined.
 
Greenville [TotalFark]
2004-03-14 02:43:28 PM
Russian Red Square on fire. Your dog wants Molotov Cocktails.
 
JQPublic
2004-03-14 02:43:37 PM
Democrats to blame this on Bush also, demanding an investigation in 5...4...3...
 
Killer Miller
2004-03-14 02:43:49 PM
Does anyone here know a lot about Russian history? I think that Moscow has had a couple of very bad fires in its long history. I believe one of them was started deliberately to destroy the city so the Mongols couldn't take it. I am not positive on this.
 
Senaldun
2004-03-14 02:44:14 PM
Someone lit the fire with a 2$ bill?
 
Megatitawitz
2004-03-14 02:44:36 PM
You know, as someone who's joke was ruined by the ISR ban, I feel cheated. Especially as I have never used it before.
 
lunarworks
2004-03-14 02:47:14 PM
...now known as "Red-Hot Square"!

(I'm sorry... bad joke. I think it's absolutely awful when important landmarks are destroyed.)
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2004-03-14 02:47:43 PM
[I believe one of them was started deliberately to destroy the city so the Mongols couldn't take it.]

Don't know about the mongols, but I do know the Russians did that to Napoleon when he invaded.
 
eraser8 [TotalFark]
2004-03-14 02:47:58 PM
"Must...crush...capitalism...Grrrrr."

-Lenin's cartoon corpse

That's one of my favorite Simpsons gags.
 
farkerintx
2004-03-14 02:48:55 PM
Now, if the moscow firefighters had secured full international cooperation, and exhausted all diplomatic negotiations with the fire, before they began fighting this fire unilaterally, the fire would be out by now, the damage repaired, and the local children tossing flowers as the firefighters withdraw....
 
Ticker
2004-03-14 02:49:40 PM
"Ah! Motherland!"
 
control
2004-03-14 02:49:42 PM
Fox is showing video of the fire.

Right before they went to commercial, they blamed Democrats for the fire.
 
Greenville [TotalFark]
2004-03-14 02:51:11 PM
Al Queda calls to take credit in 3...2...1...
 
Epistax
2004-03-14 02:52:36 PM
Fox is the only news that has it. I think they started it to create a ruse and streal artifacts.
 
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