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(   Man inadvertantly eats engagement ring hidden in his porridge. Now just sitting around waiting for something to turn up   ( divider line
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2001-12-19 09:28:25 AM  
El posto Primero
2001-12-19 09:29:38 AM  
2001-12-19 09:32:04 AM  
Why was she buying him a ring? And why put it in porridge? Isnt the trick to put it into something where you might actually see it?
2001-12-19 09:32:10 AM  
This is why dumbasses should not marry!
2001-12-19 09:33:17 AM  
I think his "inner qualities" are worth a little more now! Are they going to wait till he takes a dump and sift through it, now? Oh, and by the way, I didn't know porridge was still a common delicacy. Oh well. Good thing the three bears didn't come and attack them while they were eating!
2001-12-19 09:33:52 AM  
Ha Ha Ha...those wacky Norwegians...
2001-12-19 09:37:21 AM  
"Frøytland was promptly dubbed "Lord of the Rings"

2001-12-19 09:38:35 AM  
This, too, shall pass.

They didn't mention whether the porridge was "too hot", "too cold" or "just right", either.
2001-12-19 09:40:32 AM  
What's wrong with enjoying playing with your excrement?
2001-12-19 09:44:14 AM  
Are they going to wait till he takes a dump and sift through it, now?

Not they in particular. Make the biatch sift through it with bare hands. It is her farking fault after all!
2001-12-19 09:49:23 AM  
New meaning to the term "shiat happens"??
2001-12-19 09:52:41 AM  
Ah, Drew's back! Now we can shiate, boobies, and weird stuff just like real life.
2001-12-19 09:56:59 AM  
And you thought corn hurt coming back out.
2001-12-19 10:08:53 AM  
"Norway in pictures"

...followed by a picture of a big pig. Yeah, let's go to Norway. :)
2001-12-19 10:14:09 AM  
a bowl of porridge : $0.50
engagement ring: $500
putting on rubber gloves and sifting through your own shiat for the next couple of days because your dumbass g/f hid the ring in the porridge, and remembering the "feel" of your shiat everytime you look at the ring from now on: priceless
2001-12-19 10:18:59 AM  
Ok, this is pissing me off!
Why do we allways get all this crap from Norway? Every damn week theres atleast two stories taken from that same paper. I myself am from Norway and can´t really see what this fasination with all the crazy shiat going on here has to do on this page. It´s not like it´s any crazier over here than in Sweden or Denmark for instance.
Who out there is systematicaly plowing thru that paper eatch day so they can submit stories about Norway and make fun of it?
2001-12-19 10:22:52 AM  
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2001-12-19 10:28:21 AM  
My only question is; How dang fast do you have to be shoveling that porrige down you throat to not notice a feakin ring in it?
2001-12-19 10:29:28 AM  
I guess that map proves Norwegians don't like the hot weather.
2001-12-19 10:41:44 AM  
Highrider: Norwegians like their porridge! A Norwegian gf forced me to eat the stuff regularly.

Lodin: Are you serious? Sweden, sure, but please don't try to pull Denmark down to that level ;)
2001-12-19 10:51:57 AM  
im thinking of 'Walken' in that scene from Pulp Fiction giving Bruce Willis his dads watch.
2001-12-19 10:59:28 AM  
I didn't even know people still ate porridge. I mean come on, porridge? Maybe he was eating it so fast because the three bears were expected home any minute.
2001-12-19 11:00:48 AM  
When your proposal comes that close to a Darwin, I wouldn't shell out more than a blender for their wedding gift. I give 'em a year before they're divorced, and 2 before they die of accidental causes.
2001-12-19 11:09:37 AM  
Wow, something like this was just on 'Golden Girls' the night before last. Must be Ring Mania.
That fag Gandalf could swallow some rings, I bet.
2001-12-19 11:35:12 AM  
...a burning ring of fire...."
2001-12-19 11:52:27 AM  
Wasn't this like a plot device in one part of that Woody Allen musical? Where Drew Barrymore swallows a ring on her shortcake and causing Edward Norton to go into a neurotic panic ala Allen? And then all the doctor's started singing "Making Whoopie."

That was a screwed up movie now that I think about it.
2001-12-19 12:48:26 PM  
The ring is out! Unfortunately Svein managed to flush it down along with his shiat. Now his hand is stuck in the toilet. Janne is considering to find her self another man. More on this sensational story in a minute.
2001-12-19 01:15:56 PM  
You have nothing to complain about. Have you read the crap coming out of Wisconsin lately? Embarrassing.
2001-12-19 02:03:44 PM  
now it will be a stinky ring
ah ha ha ha haaah. (/terrence voice)
2001-12-19 02:26:32 PM  
Personally, I find this story hard to digest.

(Damnit, I always promised myself I'd keep a clean pun-slate...)
2001-12-19 02:36:40 PM  
Yeah, I´ll shut up now. I´m gonna go after Janne instead of biatching here. I need a Girlfriend anyway...
2001-12-19 04:24:17 PM  
"Oooooh! A dumbass-encrusted diamond! How fab."
2001-12-19 10:11:02 PM  
quickest way to a mans heart is their stomach?
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