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2001-12-18 11:35:30 PM
Uncle.....uncle.
 
2001-12-18 11:35:56 PM
What. The. fark. Was. That?
 
2001-12-18 11:35:57 PM
Jesus. Jesus Christ.
 
2001-12-18 11:36:40 PM
Yeah. I'm going to read that. One of these years. I promise. Its on the pile with the Bible and that book the homeless guy gave me when I was walking through Long Beach that one time and I tripped over him. Yeah. On that pile
 
2001-12-18 11:37:02 PM
Good god man. Talk about long articles. Nobody, and I mean nobody, is gonna read that sheet!
 
2001-12-18 11:37:31 PM
Only 23 more minutes of this farkin fark!
 
2001-12-18 11:38:17 PM
Monkey fun porn?

 
2001-12-18 11:38:39 PM
Ah, the grand finale.
Bigpeeler...hold me.
 
2001-12-18 11:38:47 PM
Sometimes the path to enlightenment is not as easy as checking out some boobies.
 
2001-12-18 11:38:50 PM
I like that cover. Clearly this designer is a person who has read that bastion of comic pseudo-fifties pulp fiction farce, Gun, With Occasional Music.
 
2001-12-18 11:39:26 PM
Jesus, you're a bunch of babies!



Baby baby!
 
2001-12-18 11:40:26 PM
Shirley is not impressed by guys with big portfolios.

 
2001-12-18 11:41:05 PM
We may be babies, but at least we're not boring.
 
2001-12-18 11:41:23 PM
JEBUS! You would think that I was smart enough by now not to click on those links! Talk about a rat-sized brain. Scary part is I started to READ THE DAMN THING!



Kill me now...
 
2001-12-18 11:41:50 PM
Speaking for those of us who HAVE boobies, and as a friend of mine says thusly:

"Your tits, my dear, are the key to your cage."
 
2001-12-18 11:42:38 PM
tick tock tick tock.....
I can't wait!
 
2001-12-18 11:42:43 PM
Some old guy in Italy got his cock chopped off whilst facking his vaccum cleaner and shiat like this gets posted?!?!?

Fark is dead to me man, dead.
 
2001-12-18 11:44:21 PM
Archie -
Where's the link, man?
 
2001-12-18 11:44:21 PM
Shirley needs a tan
 
2001-12-18 11:47:10 PM
For some reason, this link caused me to remember the TMNT fan art link with full frontal nudity. The flashbacks are so disturbingly vivid that I thought I would share my story in the hope that somone else may suffer along with me.
 
2001-12-18 11:47:15 PM
Archibald Cucumber Skinner, you're fark join date is 12/10/2001, fark is dead to you? Fark doesn't even really know you are alive yet!
 
2001-12-18 11:47:30 PM
I can't wait until tomorrow when I can go to Fark and just check out japanese scat pictures, horrible human deformities, aborted fetuses, and links to pay pr0n sites.
 
2001-12-18 11:49:05 PM
Hell, yeah!
 
2001-12-18 11:49:19 PM
I have to give it to you ... posting something that you obviously put so much work into, when you knew that Farkers were just going to rip it apart.

Wait, you realized that, right?


HAAAHAHAAAA!!!

Am I the only one thats enjoying this?
 
2001-12-18 11:49:27 PM
Is farkomatic still here, or whatever the hell his name is? Damn.
 
2001-12-18 11:49:41 PM
I'm afraid. Better or worse than TMNT porn? You be the judge.
 
2001-12-18 11:50:09 PM
Why wait till tommorow?

 
2001-12-18 11:51:56 PM
A good valiant job Fundo!
 
2001-12-18 11:52:15 PM
That fetus needs a tan, too.
 
2001-12-18 11:53:23 PM
Indeed. Why wait until tommorrow
 
2001-12-18 11:55:04 PM
t-minus 5 minutes and counting...
 
2001-12-18 11:55:10 PM
This looks like a job for The Pornolizer
*shines the porn-signal on the night sky*
 
2001-12-18 11:56:48 PM
Again, for those keeping score at home:

64 posts
11 ego links (I'm counting all three photoshops)
 
2001-12-18 11:57:35 PM
(someone's in distress, must act fast)

How about

12-18-01 11:36:40 PM FishBulb
Yeah. I'm going to read that. One of these licks. I promise. Its on the browning pile with the screwing Bible and that book the titty farks guy gave me when I was walking through Long "Superdick" Beach that one time and I fistfarked over him. Yeah. On that pile


or maybe

12-18-01 11:42:43 PM Archibald "Ass-stitcher" Cucumber Skinner
Some old guy in Italy got his cock asslicked off whilst facking his vaccum cleaner and shiat like this coontlicks dripped?!?!?

Fark is dead to me man, dead.
 
2001-12-18 11:58:07 PM
Oh, and I meant to say, SFOTW, that Shirley Manson gives me orgasmic shudders. Holy God in heaven on earth under my feet, she is the hottest creature in all of existence.
 
2001-12-18 11:58:17 PM
And 800 bucks goes down the toilet.
 
2001-12-18 11:58:24 PM
And we're supposed to read this?
 
2001-12-18 11:58:59 PM
I like the fact that we have about twice as many links as a normal day. Lots of reading material. Less people complaining about "why didn't my link make it?", either.
 
2001-12-19 12:00:30 AM
You've been in the Underworld waaaay too long, Charon.
 
2001-12-19 12:01:07 AM
In my opinion, Quick1, this link is not worse than TMNT porn. But that's not really saying much.

(And, yes, I do know how to spell somEone.)
 
2001-12-19 12:03:26 AM
Is it over? Is it safe to come out now?
 
2001-12-19 12:06:23 AM
Striking, the similarities to Abigail Johnson of Fidelity. . .
 
2001-12-19 12:07:56 AM
 
2001-12-19 12:10:03 AM
Let the light of new day shine. Let the beer be colder.
 
2001-12-19 03:27:06 AM
Dear God, I read the whole thing.
 
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