Louis Farakhan, speaking at the Million Man March in 1995, noted that the Washington Monument was 555 feet tall and was shaped like a number "1". And then that the year that slaves were first brought to what is now the United States was 1555.

Coincidence? No! Clearly a deliberate attempt by the white man to constantly oppress the nation's former slaves.

And September 11, 2001 was on a Tuesday, and this attack was on a Thursday. THEY BOTH START WITH T'S!!!! Run for the hills!

And END in "DAY"

oh man, game over man. GAME FREAKIN' OVER!!!!

And both days have a "U" in them!!!

THATS JUST CREEPY!!!

and.....

Also knowsn as 311 just like (9/11). So, (911-311) / (911+311) = .490998363 ..... holy shiat! just as I thouhgt, we are all farked now!!!

Megatitawitz - not that I believe any of this current stuff, but the date 911 could have picked for signficance.

Oh, and 911 terrorists were involved in both!

/no hat

Who cares?

Meanwhile, it was revealed that the al Qaeda group that claimed responsiblity for the Madrid bombings also tried to claim responsibility for the blackouts in August.

Oh no, that's 21,888 hours apart! You know what that means!

There were 911 days in-between the Madrid terror attacks and Sept. 11, 2001


Everyone...make a note of this when the next major terrorist attack happens on September 8, 2006.


/someone check my math...I don't want to miss this...

Time to buy stock in a tinfoil hat manufacturer.

AND...if you take 3+11=14, and 9+11=18. Add 18+14=32.
the square root of 32 is about 5.66. If you take that number, and multiply it by 3 (for march) it comes to 16.98. Then, add 9 (for sept), you get 25.98. Round that up to 26, subract 4 (18-14), you get 22. That's right...22


AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Wait, I got nuthin.

March and September, both R months. So whoever did this was bored being unable to consume shellfish.

/reluctantly contributing to the stupidity.

Oh great, Uri Gellar is going to run with this. And then poor James Randi is going to finally have a stroke.

Well I feel dummber now...

and yes, I do know...

I wouldn't call the Madrid attack insignificant by any means but this 9-11/911 numbers game probably is. There are precious few things I've agreed with Bush on but I do agree that the duration of the threat is likely to span generations.

9/11?...911 days!...9-1-1!

I just got that!

/shakes his head goes back to sleep

Has anyone seen pics of the marches? It's amazing.

Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy.

Kennedy has seven letters.
Lincoln has seven letters.


A week before he was shot, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland...


... wait for it

What's even weirder, Saddam Hussein had a secretary named Bin Laden, and Osama Bin Laden had a secretary named Hussein!

Hilarious, ArnoldBabar! You forgot to work in a glavin, though, so no cookie for you!


downstairs: Right now I can see Osama screaming at his terrorist interns, "You idiots! Leap year, you idiots!"

That got the biggest laugh out of me today. I imagined that with Moe, Larry, and Curly.

its good to know that international terrorist organizations are also numerologists.

Stompn_Tom,
People always biatch at me for writing the date YYYY-MM-DD. I just got too used to it because all the files that the scripts I write create use that format. When you have one directory with 10,000 log files, or six months worth of database backups, the MM-DD-YYYY date format is completely useless.

And...I have submitted 911 links...0 approved!

Ah ha! The numbers don't lie...my submissions suck!

wait that can't be right.

"Right now I can see Osama screaming at his terrorist interns, "You idiots! Leap year, you idiots!"

You mean from the jail we have him secretly hiding in until just before the election...

well if since no one else will point it out
the sqaure root of 9 is 3, and 11 is prime!!!!!
Prime I say !!!!!!!


/had something, but sold it, now, got nothing

I had lunch at Subway today and the total came to $6.66

We're all doomed.

Just to be safe I'm going to panic and jump out the window.

Dammet, beefaroni got to my idea before I did. Damm you! (shakes fist impotently at beefaroni)

/yes, I know I mis-spelled dammet. I'm exploring new territory in spelling.
//yes, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

kmac

I had lunch at Subway today and the total came to $6.66

If that ever happens to you at Chick-fil-A, they'll deduct an item from your bill. No kidding.

OMG, the terrorists have access to advanced calendar technology. We are all doomed!

mildlydisturbed SQL

my god, why would you think to do it in SQL?

Aceraven10
Insignificant?!! 199 dead.
Innocent civilians!
Insignificant?!!
What, if it doesn't happen in America it doesn't count? The body count has to be above 1000?

I had lunch at Subway today and the total came to $6.66

Was it a footlong seafood and crab, and a bag of chips? (no drink)

Good god we are a retarded species.

/puts on tinfoil condom

Actually, they're doing it in honor of Osama Bin Laden's Porsche 911, which blew its engine recently....

I think it's amusing that people think OBL would set his schedule based on the western calendar, too..

Death_Toll

Lucky lady.

It also takes 911 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie roll... OMFG

Death_Toll - Isn't that painful?

[Koran 3.11] Like the striving of the people of Firon and those before them; they rejected Our communications, so Allah destroyed them on account of their faults; and Allah is severe in requiting (evil).

Actually, they're doing it in honor of Osama Bin Laden's Porsche 911, which blew its engine recently....

... as well as the rest of the car when we landed that tomahawk missle on it.

Cyberluddite:"There's also exactly 1/2 a year (exactly 6 months) between the dates September 11 and March 11 in any calendar year. So what? But I expect the media to point that out next."

They might even point out something very similar to that in the very article linked above!

And, no, Kennedy was not in Marilyn Monroe a week before he was shot. Marilyn died August 4, 1962 and JFK was shot 15 months later.

So if I did my math right the next big attack is Jan 17, 2005?
See ya on fark that day!

/hope math was correct.

We're gonna find him startiiiiiing NOW! GO!