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(Yahoo)   Troublesome Paris airport bunnies to be relocated   ( divider line
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6400 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Mar 2004 at 4:13 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-03-12 10:54:46 AM  
I see a Paris Hilton joke here somewhere. My finger is on the pulse, but I feel no beat
2004-03-12 03:06:46 PM  
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2004-03-12 03:24:29 PM  

I'm leaning more towards a Pythonesque "killer rabbit with the big teeth" joke.
2004-03-12 04:16:46 PM  
"The rabbit is reputed to be a cute and harmless animal but it is also a redoubtable rodent"

Just like the French
2004-03-12 04:17:23 PM  
You mean a rabbit doing Paris Hilton joke?
2004-03-12 04:18:09 PM  
"The rabbit is reputed to be a cute and harmless animal but it is also a redoubtable rodent."

Rabbits aren't rodents.

Just like the French?
2004-03-12 04:18:22 PM  
Don't be fooled. That Rabbit is a man eater!

/doin' python from memory
2004-03-12 04:18:47 PM  
Thread Difficulty:

"Hilton" and "Surrenders" barred from further usage

2004-03-12 04:19:03 PM  
"Little does Former French transport minister Jean-Claude Gayssot know, but the bunny he is about to grab is a German Bunny. Two minutes later, Gayssot surrendured."
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2004-03-12 04:19:39 PM  
Oh, my word. If you've ever flown into Paris, it's really surreal to be landing with a bunny running along side you. Saw it myself in May '98. I'm glad to see they're being takin' care of. I always had nightmares about our plane running one over.

/cute wittle fuzzy bunnies
2004-03-12 04:19:49 PM  
And I thought they might be serving them at the snack bar.
2004-03-12 04:20:35 PM  
We need the holy hand grenade here cause that rabbit is dynamite!
2004-03-12 04:20:50 PM  
Paris airport bunny?

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2004-03-12 04:20:54 PM  
Mmmmmm... raaaabit.
2004-03-12 04:20:55 PM  
I predict these rabbits (with the help of sympathizers) will overthrow the French government instead.
2004-03-12 04:21:54 PM  
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2004-03-12 04:22:33 PM  
Danger Mouse

Oh Ohhhh here she comes,
Watch out boy she'll chew you up!
Oh Ohhhhhh here she comes,
She's a maneater!!!!

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2004-03-12 04:22:37 PM  
2004-03-12 04:22:42 PM  
troublesome Paris Hilton sweater bunnies relocated during after-party
2004-03-12 04:23:13 PM  
Rabbits are lagomorphs not rodents but who really cares.
2004-03-12 04:24:44 PM  
Wabbit stew?

Let's see...

Paris Hilton's activities are much like that of a rabbit. If left unchecked, breeding is rampant.

/ nuthin
2004-03-12 04:24:50 PM  
Kill them! Kill them all!!!!!
Come on you cheese eating surrender monkeys! I bet you don't have the balls! Kill all the farking bunnys! yeaaaaa!

/bunny wunny
2004-03-12 04:25:59 PM  
"Game wardens armed with ferrets..."

Like in the Big Lebowski?
2004-03-12 04:26:05 PM  
I see a Paris Hilton joke here somewhere.

There's also a Donnie Darko reference to be made.

2004-03-12 04:26:27 PM  
When you relocate rabbits to an area that is known for forest fires, and you are French. Then Justin Wilson comes out from the grave and yells Yeeeeeeeeeee Dogggggggie dat's plumb betta. Maka nice rhue and dat's yummy mmmm mmmmmm
2004-03-12 04:26:31 PM  
OK...totally off the subject here, but has anyone been having trouble signing into MSN today?
2004-03-12 04:27:12 PM  
The face of death:

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2004-03-12 04:27:25 PM  


doesn't go there.
2004-03-12 04:27:38 PM  
Sure, that might get rid of the rabbits, but then you've got the destruction of the roaming 'Game Warden Armed with Ferret' habitat on your hands.

BTW- That mental image is begging for a photoshop (by someone far more talented than I).
2004-03-12 04:27:44 PM  
"... and pointy teeth and sharp fangs!"

Sorry if I quoted it wrong.
2004-03-12 04:27:58 PM  
Mon Dieu! Mon petit chien fou-fou!

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2004-03-12 04:28:18 PM  
"Game wardens armed with ferrets and nets will fan out..."

Since when are ferrets an armed weapon? I would love to see the hip holster for this... Hell I want one!

/not kidding at all
2004-03-12 04:28:20 PM  
OK...totally off the subject here, but has anyone been having trouble signing into MSN today?

What? The Mostly Stalled Network?

Yes, it is primarily because it sucks
2004-03-12 04:29:29 PM  
spicy_southern_belle, yes, I've been having problems checking my Hotmail account today.

"Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit" - Elmer Fudd
2004-03-12 04:30:00 PM  

Beware of bunnies with pancakes ...

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2004-03-12 04:31:20 PM  
These bunnies run alongside the airplane looking cute? Pfffft. Bunny Lebowski will suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
2004-03-12 04:31:29 PM  

yes--msn's been up&down all afternoon--main page, hotmail, etc. Typical...
2004-03-12 04:31:32 PM  
Pretty soon rabbits will take over the world by chewing through communications cables, thereby rendering the Internet useless.
2004-03-12 04:31:46 PM  
I use msn for a hotmail account.

been working fire here in Greater Boston area.

/where's elemer fudd when you need him?
2004-03-12 04:31:52 PM  
That made me laugh. Why in the hell does a rabbit have pancake on his head? Couldn't find an easter bonnet?
2004-03-12 04:32:23 PM  
If only fappage were to kill bunnies rather than kittens...
2004-03-12 04:32:59 PM  
Rabbits aren't rodents.

Then what ARE they? (Besides tasty...)
2004-03-12 04:33:28 PM  
perhaps we could get the ass fingerer on the case...
2004-03-12 04:33:33 PM  
A little girl goes into a pet store and says to the owner, "I wanna buy a wittle bunny wabbit".

The owner bends over and says to her, "Awwwww... do you want a wittle white wabbit with a little pink nose? Or how about a wittle brown wabbit with big floppy ears?"

The little girl say, "I don't care, I don't think my pet python weally gives a cwap".
2004-03-12 04:35:50 PM  
MSN and Hotmail is officially farked today.
2004-03-12 04:37:24 PM  
That made me laugh. Why in the hell does a rabbit have pancake on his head? Couldn't find an easter bonnet?"

No, it's the world-famous Oolong, who just recently passed away. I could never eat a bunny that has personality. And breakfast.

2004-03-12 04:37:48 PM  
Thanks for letting me know...I thought my computer was farked up
2004-03-12 04:38:37 PM  
Relocate them? Kill as many as you have to and send the meat to Africa. Kids are starving over there. :)
2004-03-12 04:38:52 PM  
Don't we have to call them "Freedom Bunnies" rather than French ones now? They're actually not half-bad, cooked properly.
/got nothin-be vewwwy quiet
2004-03-12 04:38:55 PM  

For some reason, that image popped into my head when I read the headline. Nice to know I'm not the only one! :)
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