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(JSOnline)   Late flight costs woman $1 million   ( divider line
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8061 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Dec 2001 at 10:55 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-18 10:57:45 PM
2001-12-18 10:58:17 PM  
If only I HAD that much money to lose...
2001-12-18 10:58:18 PM  
I am just made of suck, I swear.

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THERE we go.
2001-12-18 11:02:07 PM  
Time to break out the lawyers and sue, sue, sue.
2001-12-18 11:13:15 PM  
I would jump in the first woodchipper I done saw!
2001-12-18 11:17:31 PM  
2001-12-18 11:17:46 PM  
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2001-12-18 11:18:15 PM  
Wow. Sucks to be you, lady.
2001-12-18 11:19:57 PM  
I say how she handles this will say a lot about her as a human being (or lack their of, if the word lawyer appears.)
2001-12-18 11:36:24 PM  
Call Dershowitz. He'll find an angle.
2001-12-18 11:41:04 PM  
hahah, i work in middleton...where that lady is from. Ho-Chunk is like 30 mins from my house. Sucks to be her right now, heh.
2001-12-18 11:43:43 PM  
Some old guy in Italy got his cock chopped off whilst facking his vaccum cleaner and shiat like this gets posted?!?!?

Fark is dead to me man, dead.
2001-12-19 01:03:05 AM  
Heh... Tulsa is our beeyotch...
2001-12-19 01:56:48 AM  
Why tell her? She's probably the same woman who went headfirst into a wood chipper
2001-12-19 02:50:16 AM  
Ha ha!
2001-12-19 02:52:20 AM  
I'm not materialistic, and I try to take life's challenges in stride, but if this had happened to me, I think I'd be somewhat annoyed.

Yes, I'd even go so far as to exclaim, "By golly, that was unfortunate!"

I might even write a letter of protest.
2001-12-19 06:18:38 AM  
Bummer dude.
2001-12-19 07:44:53 AM  
...and you have yourself a VERY Merry Christmas.
2001-12-19 02:01:46 PM  
Ho-Chunk sounds like what you get a lot of when you throw a prostitute into a wood chipper...
2001-12-19 02:05:42 PM  
Sue the airliners for the $1 mil, then ask for an additional $1 mil for emotional damages or some other random BS.

Ah, God Bless America!
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