Deacon63: In other news Michael Jackson said to be moving into the area! WHOO HOO
Witness99: If you invade any of my orifices I'm going to cock punch you and steal your sperm.
yotta: And here I thought that high school students had their fingers up their own butts.
bikerbob59: yotta: And here I thought that high school students had their fingers up their own butts.That's usually their head.
wickedMule: So a finger in the anus is not criminal? Later guys, I'm off to the mall...
MorningBreath: I bet I could get the judge to change his opinon in 2 seconds.
etymxris: brwells: If it had been an unsolicited male finger in a female vagina would it be "crude, sophomoric, immature" behavior or rape? What happened to equal protection?It wasn't rape because he wasn't sexually stimulated by it. Because, you know, the exact same action becomes ten times more sinful when it's done for sexual gratification.
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