brwells: If it had been an unsolicited male finger in a female vagina would it be "crude, sophomoric, immature" behavior or rape? What happened to equal protection?
Deacon63: In other news Michael Jackson said to be moving into the area! WHOO HOO
Witness99: If you invade any of my orifices I'm going to cock punch you and steal your sperm.
yotta: And here I thought that high school students had their fingers up their own butts.
bikerbob59: yotta: And here I thought that high school students had their fingers up their own butts.That's usually their head.
wickedMule: So a finger in the anus is not criminal? Later guys, I'm off to the mall...
MorningBreath: I bet I could get the judge to change his opinon in 2 seconds.
etymxris: brwells: If it had been an unsolicited male finger in a female vagina would it be "crude, sophomoric, immature" behavior or rape? What happened to equal protection?It wasn't rape because he wasn't sexually stimulated by it. Because, you know, the exact same action becomes ten times more sinful when it's done for sexual gratification.
capn' fun: doesn't come across sounding like the most masculine sport in the world
Mr_Crink: This is the exact reason why I never leave home without a mouse trap tucked into my rectum....
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: SFIA is still OK, right?
GoodCopBadCop: "I like to make people laugh," he saidWhat better way?
EnderX: Where are the Smart and Funny buttons?
ratboy: I don't think it becomes a crime fetish until you sniff it afterwards.
Fiddle-dee-dee: In answer to LadyLazaruss' question. I don't think this would be considered sexual assault mostly because the anus isn't a sexual organ, and he didn't use his own sexual organ to violate the guys.
estream: After 50+ unsuccessful attempts at getting a link approved, it's the unsolicited finger in the anus that pops my fark cherry. I can now die a happy man.
DownSouth: Nothing like a finger in the ass to make me chuckle.
ChunkyLover51: A finger in the anus is just common courtesy. It should be replacing the handshake as a greeting by 2005.
bikerbob59: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: SFIA is still OK, right?Only if it isn't paid for. Then it would be prostitution.
pyrichmania: Someone should name a sports facility, perhaps the Boston Garden, UFIA Arena in honor of this story and Fark/obscure?
Peaceboy: Judge D. Sanchez determines unsolicited finger in anus is crude, but not criminal
cokemonkey: Ok, for all you folks who biatch about articles never giving enough pertinent information, I hope youre farking happy. Jesus this is more than anyone needs to know...Raymond Nolan, who said it was "highly unlikely" that Akins would have been able to penetrate his classmates through the thick shorts and underwear they had on - especially if the boys were resisting. If Akins had been successful, the pain would have lingered the following day - which wasn't the case, according to the testimony of both of the boys. They also reported no bruising or bleeding.
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