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6572 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Apr 2015 at 2:43 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2015-04-28 01:40:35 PM  
The sperm bank
 
2015-04-28 01:40:51 PM  
Abortion Clinic?
 
2015-04-28 01:41:14 PM  
abortion bank?
 
2015-04-28 01:41:20 PM  
funeral
 
2015-04-28 01:41:25 PM  
funeral
 
2015-04-28 01:41:30 PM  
in her pooper.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2015-04-28 01:41:33 PM  
Mom's funeral
 
2015-04-28 01:41:39 PM  

Shaggydum80: Abortion Clinic?


I think that's the second date.
 
2015-04-28 01:41:47 PM  
A threesome
 
2015-04-28 01:41:47 PM  
Nickleback concert.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2015-04-28 01:41:56 PM  

EviLincoln: funeral


atlfarkette: funeral


DAMMIT
 
2015-04-28 01:41:59 PM  
sperm clinic?
 
2015-04-28 01:42:07 PM  
Strip club
 
2015-04-28 01:42:09 PM  
I think we've about covered the bases here. Good job everybody. See you in the next thread.
 
2015-04-28 01:42:13 PM  
Chilis
 
2015-04-28 01:42:14 PM  
to your prostate exam
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2015-04-28 01:42:28 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: A threesome


wait this is a bad idea?


....i need to go..change some plans
 
2015-04-28 01:42:57 PM  
Baltimore.
 
2015-04-28 01:42:58 PM  
Fark party.
 
2015-04-28 01:43:01 PM  

MBK: we'refromthesamestory: A threesome

wait this is a bad idea?


....i need to go..change some plans


Wait saturday is a first date?
 
2015-04-28 01:43:03 PM  
His and her colonoscopies
 
2015-04-28 01:43:12 PM  

MBK: we'refromthesamestory: A threesome

wait this is a bad idea?


....i need to go..change some plans


Just use one hand.
 
2015-04-28 01:43:16 PM  
Marriage counselor.
 
2015-04-28 01:43:18 PM  
Hooters
 
2015-04-28 01:43:21 PM  
I never did this on a first date, but I always liked bowling. It's silly, it's fun, you can see how competitive he is, and it's a good way to be able to talk and get to know each other, but there's an activity so there isn't too much pressure.

And once you've rented shoes together, there's a sort of bond.
 
2015-04-28 01:43:22 PM  

Shaggydum80: I think we've about covered the bases here. Good job everybody. See you in the next thread.


No don't go! We can come up with way worse stuff.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2015-04-28 01:43:23 PM  

atlfarkette: to your prostate exam


well she's going to be digging around in there anyway, may as well give her a front row seat
 
2015-04-28 01:43:24 PM  
execution
 
2015-04-28 01:43:39 PM  

atlfarkette: to your prostate exam


I already said nickleback concert.
 
2015-04-28 01:43:45 PM  
TFD
 
2015-04-28 01:44:00 PM  
a bovine insemination
 
2015-04-28 01:44:01 PM  
To see your ex's band play.
 
2015-04-28 01:44:01 PM  
Oh, yeah. Did jade misread the headline again? OF COURSE SHE DID.
 
2015-04-28 01:44:15 PM  
The bottom of a basement cistern
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2015-04-28 01:44:15 PM  
Court date for your 3rd DUI
 
2015-04-28 01:44:22 PM  
In bed with subby's mom and her poolboy lover
 
2015-04-28 01:44:31 PM  
Slaughter House
 
2015-04-28 01:44:37 PM  
slaughterhouse
 
2015-04-28 01:44:41 PM  

Spoon over Marin: Chilis


What?  Chilis is awesome and shut up
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2015-04-28 01:44:47 PM  
Invite her to look at your browser history
 
2015-04-28 01:44:50 PM  
"you can ride shotgun in the honey dipper"
 
2015-04-28 01:45:02 PM  

MBK: Court date for your 3rd DUI


but the 2nd DUI is ok, right?
 
2015-04-28 01:45:11 PM  
Klan rally
 
2015-04-28 01:45:15 PM  
Water reclamation facility.
 
2015-04-28 01:45:21 PM  
To watch a movie at your place with your ex/roommate.
 
2015-04-28 01:45:22 PM  
To your kid's recital.
 
2015-04-28 01:45:25 PM  
The bathroom when you have a Stage 3 poop on deck.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2015-04-28 01:45:29 PM  

ManateeGag: MBK: Court date for your 3rd DUI

but the 2nd DUI is ok, right?


totally
 
2015-04-28 01:45:32 PM  
Your parents' house
 
2015-04-28 01:45:35 PM  

MBK: Invite her to look at your browser history


I wouldn't even let my wife do that.
 
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