"sexual predator"? for squeezing an asscheeck? that's a little unfair...but i doubt he cares.

he still has tens of millions more dollars than you (or me, for that matter)

This man is truly one of a kind. I demand a documentary.

This is the third time, by my count. Stupid rich people bother me.

I still have a feeling that he's using the robberies as a way to illegally transfer some of his lotto winnings.

Hell, I'm just going to start following him and then rob the guys who keep robbing him.

I give the guy bonus points for insisting on carring enough cash to be able to flee to Mexico at any moment.

I believe this actually the 3rd time he has had money
robbed from the front seat of his truck. Someone should
just get the licence plate and break into his car when
they feel the need to purchase a new house.

This guy is one of the biggest tools in the US...actually,
he is in the running for the world title.

People like this win money and I can't even find a farking job.

Please give me his address.

I say we have a Fark Party in his town.

/bashes head on keyboard

didn't he give n-million to his church too?

Holy shiat! What is this, Dumbass day?

Asshat has enough money to buy an electrified fence.

Too bad he doesn't have the brains to do it.

Bottom line: if you win the lottery, don't tell a friggin soul.

Well according to the recent news report he keeps his money in his automobile and said you need a book to handle lottery winnings. You do not need a book if you keep your money outside of the house in public view.

A Dumbass trifecta.

meh... welcome to west virginia.

Obviously he's not worthy of the money anyway. Better that it goes to some people with real initiative!

is this that hilljack from West Virginia?

I wonder what would happen if he and Henry Earl got together.

what is his address? I may drop in myself for some free money

it's the afternoon of the dumbasses

at least he had a $2.00 bill to pay for his meal

This guy is a complete waste of skin
You could hollow him out and replace the insides with jello and it'd have more intelligence.

the way this guy is spending money, he'll be poor like the rest of us in a year or two.

dumbass.

This isn't helping the "most lottery winners go bankrupt" statistic.

At this point he could hire a FULL time security detail of ex-secret service agents to protect him and he would still have come out ahead of all the money he has lost on having all this crap stolen.

This guy isn't going to be very rich for long at this rate... if a fool and his money are soon parted, does that mean that a complete record setting imbicile and his tons of money are even sooner parted?

This guy really amuses me... He's just so damn dumb.. just.. unbelievably incredibly dumb. AUGH! I can't stand how dumb this guy really is...it HURTS to think about the unfathomable depths of stupidity this guys intellect reaches. a FIVE year old old would have learned by now not to leave that kind of money in his car... geez.

sick... this needs a sick tag..

/end rant.

Ostrich skin jacket? What the fark ...

I'll sell you his address and truck license number for $1,000.

/a steal at twice the price

one for all you math kids:

500,000
100,000
85,000

what number comes next?

Is he purposely NOT putting this money in a bank to avoid some kind of IRS thing or what?

He should be charged for DWP, drunk with powerball.

we should have let this guy win powerball years ago.

butsz

I wonder what would happen if he and Henry Earl got together.

Words to ponder on. ;)

This guy clearly doesn't care about keeping his money, so he should donate it to fark. We'll divide it up evenly.

When he runs out of money, will we finally stop seeing stories about him? Christ, I don't know which stories I'm more sick of seeing: the ones about this guy or the ones about Paris Hilton's latest antics.

In the voice of Ralph Wiggum.

"I like him he makes me laugh."

doesn't anyone hide money under their mattress anymore???

i'd vote for tax-exempt money transfer too. If he really cared, he'd ask for sequential bills so he could track down the money in the event it was stolen. If he didn't, its likely he's expecting it to happen.

feckingmorons

Someone will whack this idiot within a year. You can bet on that.

and darwin will, once again, be vindicated

Where does this fuker live. I need to pay him a visit.

What amazes me even more is that he was already a millionare BEFORE the lottery.

I HATE this guy.