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(New Mexico Channel)		Hiding marijuana in your gas tank will cause your car to stall (thenewmexicochannel.com)		57
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Spacemarinekilla		2004-03-11 02:43:49 PM

Damn, there goes my plan. Guess I'll put it in the exhaust instead.

kryphon		2004-03-11 02:48:08 PM

If you're not crossing any international borders, just keep it vacuum sealed in the trunk. That way you don't stall out, and as long as you don't swerve or speed you don't attract attention from any cops.

The key to being a drug mule is to stay sober and obey traffic laws.

Picklehead		2004-03-11 03:11:32 PM

"Sosa's two children were in the car with her."

She was going to use it to bake brownies for the kids. Mellows them out before bedtime.

/stepping into handbasket

Have You Met Miss Jones		2004-03-11 03:34:10 PM

What happens if you hide it taped to the engine block?

R.A.Danny		2004-03-11 03:54:31 PM

It will be easier to light, though.

andonbray		2004-03-11 04:03:06 PM

Rottenassdan - Sure it will be easier to light but the aftertaste is terrible.

fiver5		2004-03-11 04:51:02 PM

cheech and chong surrender?

CheekyMunky		2004-03-11 04:56:54 PM

The car didn't "stall", it just wanted to sit on the couch all day watching MTV Spring Break. My ex-roommates were fueled by pot, and that's all they ever did.

beeferoni		2004-03-11 05:13:31 PM

Not only will the car stall, but if you manage to retrieve the pot, you can't really safely light up...

/didn't think this one through...

WickedWanda		2004-03-11 05:14:49 PM

Good grief, you can't make stuff like that up. Is there no end to the stupidity......

skinink		2004-03-11 05:15:13 PM

"Hey. What're you in for ?"

"Having marijuana in my gas tank. What you in for?"

"I stole some snacky cakes, and when the cops pulled me over, they found out I was driving a meth lab on wheels."

Love at first sight.

hotnerdychick		2004-03-11 05:15:18 PM

rebeccahines		2004-03-11 05:16:58 PM

Were the kids watching porn in the back seat?

Muta		2004-03-11 05:17:45 PM

The Afro-American SbB girl's arse is just begin' to be smacked by a car antenna.

gopher321		2004-03-11 05:18:18 PM

Exscuse me, but where did the name marijuana come from? It's Cannabis, isn't it? 'Marijuana' sounds vaguely Spanish...

/curious

Muta		2004-03-11 05:18:23 PM

Oh, my previous post may have been off topic.

missmez		2004-03-11 05:19:58 PM

wouldn't the cellophane bags melt in the gasoline?

Excen		2004-03-11 05:20:07 PM

Nonsense. Booty takes precedence over every topic.

Caffiend2003		2004-03-11 05:20:42 PM

Legalize it. Then she could have carried it in the front with the rest of the groceries and the cops could spend their time arresting someone who actually poses some kind of a threat.

Jackmeat		2004-03-11 05:20:58 PM

this is way off topic, but i noticed a strange trend in threads lately. how is it that tlbreer seems to have the skinny on dead celebrities that no one else has, but never has a link to prove it?????

LetsGoVandy		2004-03-11 05:21:11 PM

I put grass in my parent's gas tank once. OK, it was Zoysia grass and not cannabis but that 1969 Galaxie 500 still needed cleaning out.

/Wishes for bio-diesel

elendilmir		2004-03-11 05:22:16 PM

Thanks for the tip! Is this the case for motorcycles as well>

LegsGoVandy: Hold in there for biodiesel. It's coming on fast www.biodiesel.org

mryoop789		2004-03-11 05:23:02 PM

It's an old joke, and you're the latest victim, Jackmeat. People think it's funny to yank others around about dead celebs. It's all lies.

stabbytheknife		2004-03-11 05:24:27 PM

missmez, i thought so too, but it could have triple-bagged or something. i also wonder how she got it in the gas tank to begin with, i doubt you could shove baggies down the gas nozzle.

mryoop789		2004-03-11 05:24:34 PM

LetsGoVandy, do you go to Vandy? I graduated from the master's program in 2002. :-D

Frinky		2004-03-11 05:25:42 PM

Eeww. Nasty. I remember a load of marijuanna this dude had that was smuggled in the gas tanks of a truck. It was crappy stuff on its own, but it reeked of diesel to boot.

Frank Zen Beans		2004-03-11 05:26:07 PM

"I'm hungry and I don't know why," said the guy on the motorcycle behind her.

esblondie2		2004-03-11 05:27:57 PM

HAW, that's great, Frank Zen Beans

Torgo_of_Manos		2004-03-11 05:28:00 PM

Once again...
I'd give you a crisp new $2 bill for some of that petro soaked weed...

/last time I promise

Jackmeat		2004-03-11 05:28:07 PM

thanx mryoop789, i thought it was, just wanted a verification. now excuse me while i go laugh hysterically at how funny that is....i've been reading for about 4 years, surprised i haven't seen it before.

/tlbreer got nothing

mryoop789		2004-03-11 05:30:34 PM

Jackmeat Weird that you haven't seen it. I've seen it about 5 times, and I've only been around since November.

The only way I've ever transported pot is in my bloodstream after I smoked it. I never risk having it in the car.

e0wyn		2004-03-11 05:32:29 PM

I'd hate to be the lucky stoner that sparked that bowl..

acecold		2004-03-11 05:34:53 PM

keestered, huh?

2_transcend		2004-03-11 05:35:47 PM

the stickiest of the icky.

/I'm Rick James B*tch

B00mhaeur		2004-03-11 05:37:15 PM

:: looks in rear view mirror ::

"Why the fark are all those hippies chasing my car?"

boot20		2004-03-11 05:39:29 PM

HOW THE fark do you fit 46 pounds of pot in a gas tank? What did she fill up with like 2 gallons of gas?

Frank Zen Beans		2004-03-11 05:42:52 PM

HOW THE fark do you fit 46 pounds of pot in a gas tank? What did she fill up with like 2 gallons of gas?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

She made the kids push it.

/Nominates her for Mom o' the Year

mattyc		2004-03-11 05:43:08 PM

i'd say her car stalled cause she ran out of gas

brap		2004-03-11 05:44:40 PM

Dude, your car-bong lacks a carb(erator).

pantsmetalkid		2004-03-11 05:46:12 PM

This wouldn't be so bad if she would have used the method that they did during prohibition. Reroute the fuel from a container in the trunk and put the marijuana in the EMPTY gas tank. And I always thought my history class wouldn't ever be good for anything.

Hello_Kthullu		2004-03-11 05:46:37 PM

yet more proof that pot smokers aren't idiots.

/sarcasm

FreeDignan		2004-03-11 05:48:10 PM

YOUR NEXT!

jzuska		2004-03-11 05:50:37 PM

oh, this is totally a psa dammit

ChuableVicodin		2004-03-11 06:01:09 PM

This is yet another reason all drugs should be chewable.

/thank-you!

chainring		2004-03-11 06:03:03 PM

Memo to our drug mules:

We'd like to clarify a point in our last memo.

When we suggested smuggling in gas tanks, we meant that you should create a fake compartment inside the gas tanks, and not just dump the drugs in with the gas.

Thank you,

The cartel bosses

netpunk76		2004-03-11 06:03:29 PM

Shoulda hid it in an apple like Charlize.

LetsGoVandy		2004-03-11 06:03:36 PM

mryoop789
VU A&S BA c/o '95, FYI

...some poor schlep will buy the car at police auction and get pulled over for the rest of the dope not yet found in the car....

Dr.Knockboots		2004-03-11 06:05:08 PM

hrm.. another pot "person" doing something stupid.
way to keep the stereotype alive!

Alex Chilton		2004-03-11 06:18:48 PM

2004-03-11 05:46:12 PM pantsmetalkid

This wouldn't be so bad if she would have used the method that they did during prohibition. Reroute the fuel from a container in the trunk and put the marijuana in the EMPTY gas tank. And I always thought my history class wouldn't ever be good for anything.

Wouldn't the jerry-rigged gas tank in the trunk be sort of a red flag too?