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(non profit)   Buying stocks is patriotic. So is being stupid.   (investinus.org) divider line 43
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2251 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Dec 2001 at 4:21 PM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2001-12-18 04:22:47 PM  
hey just what we needed, another financial post!!!!

-Rabb
 
2001-12-18 04:23:12 PM  
Lately patriotism has been getting real old
 
2001-12-18 04:23:51 PM  
Especially when it comes to suckering people for cash.
 
2001-12-18 04:24:14 PM  
hey just what we needed, another financial post!!!!

MPE
 
2001-12-18 04:24:35 PM  
Talk about your Fugly women....EEWWWWW!!!
 
2001-12-18 04:24:45 PM  
imm not eevn readign teh linkss anymoer!!!1111 tihs is teh best dayy of fark evar!!11111 i loev it!!!11

pepito pea
 
2001-12-18 04:24:46 PM  
It's Not FARK, It's sucks-today.com
 
2001-12-18 04:25:45 PM  
These are the same arses who were already back at work trading the lives of the working class while their dead buddies were being excavated within ear shot. They're all bound for hell...if there is no hell, one should be made for them.
 
2001-12-18 04:25:50 PM  
why buy stocks when you can invest in MaxFunds:


 
2001-12-18 04:27:12 PM  
Okay, AllYourBase, I'm doing my *own* Photoshop for the next article
 
2001-12-18 04:27:50 PM  
hoooooooooooolymotherfvckingshiat....
if beer is proof God loves us, today is proof he doesn't like farkers too much right now....
 
2001-12-18 04:28:10 PM  


FARK LOVES BEAR CLAWS!! w00t!
 
2001-12-18 04:28:45 PM  
Where's the boobies?
 
2001-12-18 04:29:23 PM  
Rabbito - I am SOOO with you. Your comments are the only amusing/entertaining thing on fark today. Thank you for preventing me from hurting someone!
 
2001-12-18 04:33:18 PM  
Photoshop request: Could someone please do the MAX Funds logo?
 
2001-12-18 04:34:11 PM  
Caboozy: thanks, nice to have supporters. Burrdog on the other hand is not liking my comments too well, which makes it that much more enjoyable to post them!

-Rabb
 
2001-12-18 04:34:55 PM  
And another thing, if Fark doesn't post funny articles, then the terrorists have indeed already won.
 
2001-12-18 04:35:52 PM  
Actually, I don't have any Janus Funds in my 401(k). Or MaxFunds. Does that make me a bad farker?
 
2001-12-18 04:36:41 PM  
Arrrgh!! The picture!!

All those fat, ugly people!

Talk about yer cock and bull torture...
 
2001-12-18 04:39:59 PM  
Please, I need some entertainment! I need an oasis of hilarity before I begin a ritualistic murder spree on my fellow cube-bound coworkers!

Crap fark days make unhappy teriaki.
 
2001-12-18 04:46:46 PM  
make the insanity stop!
 
2001-12-18 04:48:40 PM  
Rose: be careful, don;t start bashing the guy running the show today or you will get berated like I did!

-Rabb
 
TV
2001-12-18 04:49:46 PM  
agreed Caboozy, i must say that not only have the articles been bad, but most of the posts have been pretty lame - well at least mine have been. i think i had way too much guiness last night.
 
2001-12-18 04:51:03 PM  
Here you go everyone!

 
2001-12-18 04:59:19 PM  
Wow! If ever a photo cried out for photoshopping...
 
2001-12-18 05:00:30 PM  
Quit your biatchin' and relax - this kind of sheeat keeps Fark running. MaxFunds is trying hard to educate us all on our future - which are assets in your 401(k). So - before you go whining about how much these MaxFunds are annoying you - take a look at your 401(k) balance(s), then remember that most likely - it would take what little you have there to run Fark for a few days. We're not financial gurus - that's why there are companies out there like these guys. Enough said. I'd like to hear your comments when you turn 60 and a re wondering what that funny feeling is in your pocket. It's not your money, sonny.
 
2001-12-18 05:00:53 PM  
 
2001-12-18 05:02:11 PM  
Rabb you got berated? what thread? *grins* might be fun to read.

first I have no work today....AND this...aaaaahhhhh give us some good links!
 
2001-12-18 05:03:40 PM  
I'd like to hear your comments when you turn 60 and a re wondering what that funny feeling is in your pocket. It's not your money, sonny.

Boobies?
 
2001-12-18 05:04:07 PM  
Propaganda from investinus.org:

http://www.syntheticfunds.com/images/usama.jpg
 
2001-12-18 05:04:18 PM  
Rosalea: the janus fund thread, not really berated, more like challenged. I too had little to do today obviously.

-Rabb
 
2001-12-18 05:05:33 PM  
Afree87 - pass the beer nuts.
 
2001-12-18 05:07:29 PM  
Why cant buying beer and hookers be patriotic? Id be Uncle Farking Sam!!
 
2001-12-18 05:07:30 PM  
yeah just read it. BOOOORRRINNNG

hell I submitted a few boobies links today...free ones..and did they get posted...no

so much for a straight girl trying to be nice and submitting cool links
 
2001-12-18 05:10:17 PM  
OK, right after I donate another $1000 to my favourite charities, IBM, Microsoft and GM, I'll add the stock market to my charity list.
 
2001-12-18 05:11:16 PM  
Fundomatic, yuo = fagot. I'm going to buy a bunch of stocks and invest in Janus funds right now. YUO RUEL FARK LIEK A RETARD!!!!111
 
2001-12-18 05:17:44 PM  
These are the same arses who were already back at work trading the lives of the working class while their dead buddies were being excavated within ear shot. They're all bound for hell...if there is no hell, one should be made for them.

Warmbeer: I 100% agree. It's funny that corporations don't give a shiat about anyone until people stop spending money then they say its your patriotic duty to support their financial wagering and gambling.
 
2001-12-18 05:20:22 PM  
What are the odds that everyone involved in that site melted down some of their favorite jewelry to make that bull statue for worship? There's your photoshop idea: put Charleton Heston as Moses in there, throwing stone tablets at it.
 
2001-12-18 05:39:41 PM  
Allyourbase: Very comprehensive! I am impressed.

Afree: Clever. Show 'em no mercy.

Poor Max paid for the privilege of being mocked.
"Oh, you wanted an arguement? Well, this is Abuse."
 
2001-12-18 05:48:45 PM  
 
2001-12-18 05:57:13 PM  
So being stupid is patriotic?
 
2001-12-18 06:58:28 PM  
I was willing to cut Fundo a break, but don't mess with the USA!! Leave it or leave it.
 
2001-12-18 08:49:23 PM  
Quetzlgumby: Being stupid isn't required in order to be patriotic, but it helps.
All those flag wavers out there would be better off reading the Bill of Rights instead. But stupid is as stupid does.
 
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