Sledge=trash talk.


Best sledge: Eddo Brandes, the portly Zimbabwean batsman. He nicked an Australian bowler over slips for four, then slashed the next ball through cover for four. The frustrated bowler snapped and said: "Why are you so fat?" Unfazed, Brandes replied with aplomb: "Because every time I fark your wife she gives me a biscuit." It is said the Australian team needed some time to compose themselves after laughing so hard.

He nicked an Australian bowler over slips for four, then slashed the next ball through cover for four.

i tried translating this over at babelfish but there isnt an English-Australian(Cricket) choice....

what the hell does that mean?

OKay I have searched for this for years and have not received a satisfactory answer... What is the punchline to that infamous Breakfast Club joke involving the blond with a poodle and a 4 foot salami???

BaconFarker: Just like any other sport, you have to understand the game for the terminology to make any sense at all.

Go Ali.

I remember when there was a special documentary and Ali, Frazier, Holmes, Foreman, and some other guy. There was a dinner with all of them and Reggie White(who was the narrator). Ali was boasting about how he could still kick Frazier's ass. He even took off his mike and started rolling up his fists before Reggie Stopped him, all teh while trying to laugh it off.

Ali's a riot.

An Asian walks into a bar and sees that the bar tender is black,so he sais "give me a jigger n*gger." The black man tells the asian man that that is not very nice, he also sais "you get behind the bar and I will see how you like it". So the asian gets behind the bar and the black guy walks out, a few seconds later he comes back in and says "give me a drink ch*nk", to which the asain responds "fark off boy we don't serve n*iggers in here!"

Ali doesn't give a damn. THE Champ.

when will "PC"stop? .....When you can't laugh at anything!

Nanookanano,

thats the sad thing... i thought i had a good understanding of cricket. but im not sure what "over slips" and "through cover" mean. im assuming one of the two, if not both, are other terms for the 4 points you get when a ball goes "out of bounds" on a hop (sorta like a ground rule double, but their ground rule double is worth 4 points).

at least thats what i thought, maybe im wrong.

What did the blind, retarded kid get for christmas??


CANCER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-my joke

Political correctness is such bullshiat, it ruins so many words.. Queer is a useful adjective, but everytime I use it now some ass just assumes I'm calling an object gay.. And I remember when we could say attractive and successful African-American(I know it's filtered.. but you know the word I mean) and it wouldn't phase anyone(in the UK.. I don't think you ever could recently in the US).. but now we've got the PC too.. The post from yesterday, trying to make people stop using the word "Retard".. But that is what they are! They already ruined the word "special" last time they tried that.. now if you say something is special the person will say "You mean special, or special?" I know it sounds redundant, but when you stop being offended by something it won't be offensive anymore.. Get a sense of humor, morons.

I wish his Hitler quote was real though,

"Mr. Ali, how do you feel about the terrorists sharing your religion?"

"How do you feel about Hitler sharing yours?"

9/10:
"Who he is is irrelevant. The time frame is irrelevant. The venue is irrelevant. The occasion is irrelevant."

Jeezus, you sound like a Borg. Sure your name isn't 7/9?

Jabbo: I'll check, but I don't think my name is 7/9; I don't have Jeri Ryan's body, anyway ;-)

Not that her body is a BAD thing, 'cuz it isn't!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . .

anti-pc.

if you think pc is annoying, have you ever realized how much of an irritating farking whiner you come across as?

pepito pea

Nothing I said/typed was slightly whiney, learn what the word means kid. It'd have come across as annoyed if I had spoken it, I don't whine, especially not about PC shiat. If you're going to troll at least say something slightly relevant. Crazy mexicans.

I don't understand why we are diefying Ali tbut hats for another day. He was one of the first of to the present of the overrated sports stars who thinks his shi*t don't stink.

Why does John Rocker get crucified for saying his bullshi*t opinions yet blacks and liberals get a free pass? Personally though, you should be able to say whatever the hell you want no matter what it is. If its BS, you ignore. Political correctness is an abridgement of free speech. If its in a dictionary, its fair game.

Sh itler believed in astrology, nothing more.

Let's not forget Jesse Jerkoff and all his "Hymie" jokes. I remember one crowd razz he got when running for Prez in '88:

"YAY, JESSE, HE'S OUR MAN...IF HE CAN'T DO IT, FARR-A-KHAN!!!"

first!! where's the food?

Mr. Cynical: Excellent post!

9/10:
I've read your entry 5 times now and I don't know what you are even talking about? But you sound like a real student of this issue.

Now I'm taking a crap in your philosophical chili . .

what goes Ho-dee-do- ho-dee-do ho-dee do?

three attractive and successful African-Americans running toward an elevator

hahaaaa...monkeys

darn filter..

suppose to be three N!ggers running toward an elevator