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(AZCentral)   Man bitten by pet cobra while picking mites off the damned thing   ( divider line
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3817 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2001 at 12:40 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-19 12:41:39 AM  
What the hell just happened? Like 8 links disappeared. It's not Fark, it's the Twilight Zone.
2001-12-19 12:42:03 AM  
what happend?
2001-12-19 12:42:06 AM  
Yea, I was in the middle of a comment!
2001-12-19 12:42:16 AM  
Yeah... where did all the other links go???
2001-12-19 12:42:55 AM  
For anyone that missed the Caprice boobies link,​seccion= 807&subseccion=910&idnoticia=C37242800474537

or try this
2001-12-19 12:43:03 AM  
This site has been maxfundjacked!

They must be stealing all the links!
2001-12-19 12:43:10 AM  
Wow, I made a link, sweet!
2001-12-19 12:43:16 AM  
It was like a restart in counterstrike
2001-12-19 12:43:50 AM  
This is NOT. I repeat - THIS IS NOT BOOBIES.
2001-12-19 12:44:03 AM  
Ummm... that was weird... somebody must have taken over fark
2001-12-19 12:45:06 AM  
Must be the in thing???

A U.S. soldier was bitten by one in Afghan or Pakistan yesterday
2001-12-19 12:45:08 AM  
Good. More room for the boobies I posted.
2001-12-19 12:45:29 AM  
Um, yeah, so what were we talking about?
2001-12-19 12:45:33 AM  
Uh... where did the other six articles go?

I farking swear if that Pink Monstrosity is behind this... ARGGGH!!!
2001-12-19 12:45:37 AM  
Ah, so several links did just dissappear! I thought I was imagining things or something. One minute there were boobies, the next minute they were gone! I thought I had boobie-itus! Or something like that. I think I should get to sleep now...
2001-12-19 12:47:33 AM  
Fark as normal, links come and go, photoshops pics come and go as they please.
2001-12-19 12:49:05 AM  
Wasn't there an article posted for this forum, something about a snake?
2001-12-19 12:51:18 AM  
So the snake feeds on the hand that mites him?
2001-12-19 12:52:53 AM  
and Nanookanano loses points for a seriously HORRID joke...

*slaps you on the wrist* bad Nanookanano.
2001-12-19 12:53:15 AM  
2001-12-19 12:53:22 AM  
CIA Mole: Articles? Oh THOSE... that's so fark three days ago.

Now all the discussions == complaining about what is happening on the fark front page. Get with the times, pedro. :)
2001-12-19 12:56:26 AM  
"Dude, were you being sarcastic?"

"I don't even know any more."
2001-12-19 12:57:39 AM  
ArmyOfFun: Yeah I know what you mean...
2001-12-19 12:59:38 AM  
Morpheus is a gift from God.

2001-12-19 12:59:44 AM  
2001-12-19 01:08:26 AM  
Finally, a topic I can contribute to: NSFW
2001-12-19 01:18:07 AM  
You should have seen me lose points when I hung aroung /.
2001-12-19 06:23:10 AM  
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2001-12-19 07:10:41 AM  
"All I want for christmas is a snake bite kit"

Would have been a better headline.
2001-12-19 07:14:57 AM  
I really hate to say this, but I agree with you.
Nice tag, pity that you don't provide a link in your tag.
2001-12-19 09:12:36 AM  
I live in the Bronx right near the hospital he was taken to, trust me if he knew the reputation that hospital has he would have taken his chances with fighting off the venom himself, the things I've heard and seen at that place are frightening
2001-12-19 09:18:08 AM  
wasn't there an allegory about this?
2001-12-19 09:20:34 AM  
I'm sorry but my cobra ate my homework
2001-12-19 09:36:43 AM  
A cobra? Why would you have a pet cobra? A dog, yes. A cat, if it is a package deal with your girlfriend, maybe. But a cobra?
If you did, wouldn't you put a hood over its head before sticking your hand into the cage? This wasn't Steve Irwin, the crock hunter was it? That guys nuts!
2001-12-19 11:24:40 AM  
Momma always said: "stupid is is stupid does".
or whatever. u know what i mean.
2001-12-19 12:49:26 PM  
"The hospital works with the Bronx Zoo, which stocks a variety of snake anti-venoms."

Isn't the correct term antivenin?
2001-12-19 04:13:57 PM  
what an idiot. that said i dont see why they would want to charge this guy with having a cobra. i think he learned his lesson when the damn thing bit him and he almost died.
2001-12-19 05:30:08 PM  
Rule #1-
Never keep a pet that can kill you.

Rule #2-
Don't piss off a poisonous snake. See Rule #1.
2001-12-19 11:51:36 PM  
Had it coming..............
2001-12-20 12:30:54 PM  
Death and Darwin, cheated again. Sigh. The dumb ass.
2001-12-26 01:44:08 AM  
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