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(ESPN)   John Rocker to become teammate of Carl Everett. Discuss.   (espn.go.com) divider line 64
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2001-12-18 12:14:33 PM
I'll discuss....

Who gives a flying fark?
 
2001-12-18 12:14:50 PM
Well if you can't have a good team, at least have an interesting team.
 
2001-12-18 12:14:52 PM
Good Lord. Think Dan Issel knows anything about baseball?
 
2001-12-18 12:15:42 PM
GET HIM A NEW JOB FOR HIS HEAD AS A JACKHAMMER
 
2001-12-18 12:16:46 PM
The Texas Rangers are Pre-doomed. Is this a baseball team, or a rehab clinic for players whos ego's are 100 times the size of their talent?
 
2001-12-18 12:17:10 PM
Who becomes whose teammate?
I'm with Skidnuts. Even if I did know who they were, I probably wouldn't care.
 
2001-12-18 12:17:30 PM
The Rangers should market at behind the scenes clubhouse webcam subscription service.

The season could end with a Rocker-Everett death match of epic proportions.
 
2001-12-18 12:17:59 PM
This is great news for Rangers fans: Now they've got an emotionally unstable closer to protect all those leads the team built up and lost because their previous closer was so bad. Oh, wait, their starting pitching gave up about 8 runs per game...maybe they should have signed someone who can pitch more than three outs per game.

Alex Rodriguez, Carl Everett, and John Rocker together at last. That's quite a melting pot of ethnicity and immaturity.
 
2001-12-18 12:18:04 PM
And these guys are going to have to watch a-rod and his shiat eating grin all season. There will be many fights in the TX club house this year.
 
2001-12-18 12:18:10 PM
Next to be signed... Barney the Dinosaur
Sit back and enjoy the show folks!
 
2001-12-18 12:18:24 PM
Ah..John Hart will do you Texans proud. A-Rod will be in top form with these two around.
 
2001-12-18 12:18:42 PM
*Read the article*
I was right. I still don't care.
Someone should post a picture of Mr. Goatse.
 
2001-12-18 12:21:07 PM
Who's John Rocker and Carl Everett?
 
2001-12-18 12:23:54 PM
John Rocker made some racist, homophobic red neck quotes a year or 2 ago to Sports Illustrated. And people just dismiss him as the white satan.
Carl Everett is cancer. Everywhere he goes he farks up the team. No team has ever improved with Carl Everett on the roster. He causes problems to everybody he gets close to.
 
2001-12-18 12:24:09 PM
Dahaka, it's a game called 'baseball', you stupid Austrian F.UCK!!
 
2001-12-18 12:24:14 PM
Dear Mr. Rocker,

Don't let the beer bottles hit you on the way out.

Signed, Cleveland
 
2001-12-18 12:26:44 PM
i betcha arod is pining for seattle now... all that shiat in texas sooo cant be worth the extra money hes making there. really how much less could seattle have been offering, or did they not even try?

oh well, maybe if they pick up juan gonzalez, and get some pitching.... ehhhh probably not.
 
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2001-12-18 12:28:44 PM
is Dubya back in charge of the Rangers?
 
2001-12-18 12:30:04 PM
Finally, Cleveland got a *good* trade!
(If they had traded John Rocker for a box of tic-tacs, that would have been fine, too...but we got a player!)
 
2001-12-18 12:30:49 PM
Oh boy. Carl Everett and John Rocker in the same town (my town, I might add). This is a dream come true for Rangers fans. Might as well bring Ty Cobb back from the dead to make it an asshole trifecta.
 
2001-12-18 12:33:03 PM
Now they gotta sign Barry Bonds!
 
2001-12-18 12:33:17 PM
Wow, suddenly Texas might have an interesting team this year. Not good, but certainly interesting. The webcam idea in the clubhouse sounds great.
 
2001-12-18 12:33:38 PM
Rangers fans are a bunch of grass humpers. When they played the Mariners on the 4th of July, they were all booing Ichiro because he's Japanese.
 
2001-12-18 12:35:13 PM
A very big grizzly bear shot in alaska, has a paw the size of a man's chest, and a head the size of a beer keg.
check here..

http://www.adn.com/outdoors/story/739717p-787512c.html
 
2001-12-18 12:36:16 PM
This just in: Rasheed Wallace has been signed by the Texas Rangers.

BAWHAWHAWHAW
 
2001-12-18 12:36:18 PM
Actually Bacon, the closest offer for A-rod was about 100 million shy of his present contract- The Rangers were snookered- and now they're farked!
 
2001-12-18 12:46:32 PM
At least his racist comments will fit in in Texas...
 
2001-12-18 12:47:00 PM
They should sign Randy Moss, and ask him to please try.
 
2001-12-18 12:47:33 PM
Anyone see the movie "Blue Collar" with Richard Pryor and Harvey Keitel ?
The very last scene before the credits.
Enough said.
 
2001-12-18 12:47:57 PM
Toonami - don't know what magical place you live in but it is common practice to boo Japanese people, I boo everybody with slanted eyes to play it safe. In fact the President proclaimed every Saturday morning from 6-10am, National Boo the Japs time. yesterday this drunk vietnamese guy was at my gas station and asked for 10 on 5. I said what? I can't hear you open your eyes when you talk. Ha ha ha you orientals amuse me. Sucky Sucky long time.
 
2001-12-18 01:00:18 PM
Ohhh, is that what it is, Mudfoot? You are so smart. Your wonderful choice of words accents your intelligence.
 
2001-12-18 01:01:08 PM
The only thing worse then that would be if the Browns hired Dennis Rodman to head "Fan Conduct Enforcement" for their stadium.
 
2001-12-18 01:09:46 PM
Where's "Oil Can" Boyd when you need him?
 
2001-12-18 01:10:44 PM
Damn, I wish he would have went to the Cubs. Love him or hate him, and 15/16ths of the population hates him, John Rocker is still a great closer. Before going to Cleveland last year, he was second in the league in saves and pitching like a champ. The guy really is that damn good when he doesnt have jackasses in the media pissing down his throat.
Long live John Rocker... good luck!
 
2001-12-18 01:10:52 PM
I'm a rangers fan and wished to god Hart would take himself along with Everett and Rocker to New york and screw up their clubhouse. shiat what is wrong with that guy.

And oh yea Capotesan, what the hell do you know about Racism in Texas? shiiit as long as ya gota cold one fer us, we's likes ya just fine
 
2001-12-18 01:18:01 PM
I guess that whole dragging black people behind a truck was blown out of proportion?

I was just kidding. There are idiots everywhere.
 
2001-12-18 01:20:15 PM
Bass555: My favorite Oil Can moment. He started tearing off his clothes on the mound because he said he felt like he was "on fire."
 
2001-12-18 01:21:43 PM
shiiit as long as ya gota cold one fer us, we's likes ya just fine

redneck translation:If you invite us for a cold beverage made from hops then your o.k. by us.
 
2001-12-18 01:36:17 PM
Chemmie Yeah, BEFORE coming to Cleveland. Then we get him, he shows up for what, 30 games, and saves how many? FIVE? Maybe?

Good riddance. Redneck or not, he's no performer.
 
2001-12-18 01:38:28 PM
As a long time Rangers fan I can honestly say that none of this matters. Texas can't won't ever beat the Yankees without starting pitching. Rocker and Everett will make for interesting print this next year but that is all.

We're doomed to another <.500 season, if there is a season at all.
 
2001-12-18 01:51:51 PM
No.
 
2001-12-18 01:54:43 PM
Not only did Rocker blow it as a pitcher for us, but that BS he pulled in the postseason, trying to get the attention off of his sorry performance by bringing up Bob Wickman's 5 year old dirt was unforgivable. Good riddance, you inbred-looking, eyes-too-close-together, diarrhea-of-the-mouth redneck.
 
2001-12-18 02:05:17 PM
[[[[[Next to be signed... Barney the Dinosaur
Sit back and enjoy the show folks!]]]]]

Toonz .... Carl Everett doesn't believe in dinosaurs, so he might veto that one.
 
2001-12-18 02:21:28 PM
Someone for the Texas Rangers marketing department HAS to make this happen:

A parody of the SNL skit of Frank Sinatra and Stevie Wonder singing "Ebony and Ivory". You remember "You are black and I am white....", using Rocker and Everett sitting at the piano together for a commercial for the 2002 season. It would be the funniest commercial ever.
 
2001-12-18 02:26:53 PM
What's this Texas Rangers stuff? It the NEW YORK Rangers and they're a hockey club, not a baseball club!
 
2001-12-18 02:41:35 PM
What most people are missing here is that Rocker will fit in on the Rangers. He's not exactly racist, after all, just a raging xenophobe. Texans tend to like that sort. Plus, that team was filled with crackpots last season: Gabe Kapler, need I say more?
 
2001-12-18 02:42:28 PM
Peep: lol. agreed.
 
2001-12-18 03:33:12 PM
Tomviel: Kapler is Jewish, which should make him a Rocker favorite.

Rocker: "It's because you people run the media that I got traded from Atlanta!"

Kapler: "Hey idiot, the magazine that broke the story was Sports Illustrated, owned by Time Warner which also owns the Braves. Why would they do something like that to hurt themselves and their image unless it was true?"

Rocker: "Screw you anyway, right Carl?"

Everett: "I'm gonna beat you guys like I beat my kids."

That team gets more and more interesting everytime I look at it.
 
2001-12-18 03:57:56 PM
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you."

I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, (AND IM YELLING CAUSE IM EXCITED AS HELL!) JOHN ROCKER IS ONE HOT PIECE OF ASS! IN SEATTLE I WAS LESS THAN 3 FEET AWAY FROM HIM AND I SAW ALL THE NECESSARY BULGES AND BUMPS FROM MUSCLES AND MEAT THAT I NEEDED TOO, TO KNOW THAT I WOULD LOVE TO TAP THAT ASS, WHETHER HE'S A RACIST PIG OR NOT. I WOULD NEVER KICK HIM OUT OF THE BED FOR EATING COOKIES.

JOHN ROCKER I WANT YOU, YOURE SOOOO HOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!
 
2001-12-18 03:59:04 PM
Ugh.. my chair all of a sudden became moist and sticky.
 
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