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32605 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Dec 2001 at 1:51 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-18 01:54:36 AM  
Ahahaha!! The little ticker in the bottom left corner reads

Who's Online
0 members
367 guests

Hmmmm... I wonder who all those guests could be?
2001-12-18 01:54:56 AM  
Oh that is a hot ... Queen Anne Extension Table on I am soo turned on right now
2001-12-18 01:55:28 AM  

Why be euphemistic about the whole thing? It's a VAGINA, not a "down there". Go see the Vagina Monologues.
2001-12-18 01:55:32 AM  
Pjd1965 - do you have a video of the pencil thing - sounds entertaining!
2001-12-18 01:55:39 AM  
"I met a guy who said that his name was Gabe. He was cute in a shadowy sort of way, and after dancing with him for hours, I brought him up to my hotel room..."

Ah...Gabey, this wouldn't be by any chance...?
2001-12-18 01:56:48 AM  
scrambled boobies probably goes a long way towards explaining this statistic:

0 members online, 283 guests
just an observation
2001-12-18 01:57:12 AM  
You know, I actually loaded that page in three different browsers because I thought there was something wrong with my machine. Glad to see it wasn't just me.
2001-12-18 01:58:01 AM  
don't forget :
2001-12-18 01:58:24 AM  
"That outta hold all you little Fark bastards for awhile, see you in the morning

No! Don't leave without a photoshop this!!!!!!
2001-12-18 02:00:11 AM  
carbo-loading and then strength training vaginas is all fun and games till someone loses an eye.
2001-12-18 02:00:23 AM  
sorry sod, i was just trying to be clever.
2001-12-18 02:03:13 AM  
2001-12-18 02:04:22 AM  
That's right, Desade. If she can make her own diamonds, and it makes a sound like a vault door closing, you might want to look elsewhere.
2001-12-18 02:05:39 AM  
/me makes slight alteration on Christmas list. Now I'll have my hot spiced cider, my Harry Conick Jr. cd, and my cock and ball torture.
2001-12-18 02:06:16 AM  
Nothing like a married woman inviting me, a complete stranger to check her out.

"I welcome visitors"

2001-12-18 02:07:31 AM  
FishMonger: Don't forget one of these.
2001-12-18 02:08:46 AM  
I found a new one for all of tha freaks out there into the disney and comic boobies. NSFW
2001-12-18 02:10:36 AM  
Wow 95 dollars just to shock yourself in the nutz??
2001-12-18 02:13:13 AM  
Fantastic detective work angry inch. So, gabe, how about it? Keep in mind your answer could result in you being permanently labeled as the guy who is "cute, in a shadowy sort of way." Not a desirable fate if you ask me.
2001-12-18 02:13:52 AM  
Thanks Magik!
2001-12-18 02:14:31 AM  
what else do they call prostitutes

Academician; Alley Cat, Artichoke, Athanasian Wench
Bachelor's Wife, Bangster, Barnacle, Bawdy Basket, Brown Bess, Buss Beggar, Butt-peddler
Call-girl, Cannon Woman, Coffee-Grinder, Columbine, Courtesan, Covent Garden Nun, Cruiser
Dant, Dasher, Doxy, Dress-for-Sale, Dusty Butt, Dutch Widow
Easy Virtue, Erring Sister, Entertainer, Ewe-Mutton
Fallen Woman, Fancy Piece, Fast Woman, Flash-tail, Flatback, Flax-Wench
Hackney, Harpie, Hip-Peddler, Hip-Flipper, Hobby-Horse, Hot Beef, Hot Meat, Hustler
2001-12-18 02:15:16 AM  
BTW, if you like that,'s good too (also NSFW). Not a whole lot in the way of pictures, but plenty of doujinshi
2001-12-18 02:15:40 AM  
Magik, glad to see that even our hentai porn sites have a American flag on their front page. Makes me proud of this country! (*tear slowly rolls down cheek*)
2001-12-18 02:16:52 AM  
I started using the KM2000 just 3 weeks ago, and at that time I was barely able to close it with one spring on the second peg. Now I have gone up to 2 springs, and my underpinnings are very close to what they were before I had my son 9 years ago. I had an awful problem with stress incontinence, and it is now a thing of the past. Thank you for a product that truly does what it claims to do! You were not exaggerating when you promised fast, dramatic results! Any woman who is considering getting a KM2000 should quit thinking about it and just buy the darned thing already. It works.
Robbi, NC
2001-12-18 02:18:26 AM  
Well, I finally had my gyno exam and I blew my doctor away!! She knows what problems I've had: slight incontinence, bladder dropping down to my vagina, and no tone at all. She said my vagina looked GREAT! She asked me to do a kegel for her while she had a finger in there. I really didn't even squeeze as hard as I can, and her eyes bugged out!!! She was astonished with the difference. She thought it was thanks to the way she and other doctors advise their patients on doing kegels. I told her differently. I mentioned the KM2000 and she was so intrigued that I had her total attention. She had not heard about it so we sat there talking for quite a while. She was absolutely sold and wanted to investigate it immediately because she wanted to start recommending it to her patients--and she has TONS AND TONS of 'em! Heck, I think she was saying to herself, gotta buy one as soon as I get rid of the day's patients! That's how excited she was!!! I took the KM2000 to her along with the instructional brochure, the nurses and office workers were totally intrigued also. I am so happy to get confirmation that my vagina is top-notch healthy--medically, because my husband has confirmed that I feel super-good and tight since I started using the KM2000! Thanks again KegelMaster2000 for just being here and trying to educate everyone on how easy it can be to be vaginally healthy, tight, and in control!
All the best to you!!
A super-satisfied customer!
Susan, California
2001-12-18 02:18:51 AM  
Dear Kegelmaster: My Kegelmaster is wonderful. I have to admit though during the years I have done Kegel exercises with the Kegelmaster 2000 I have increased my vaginal muscle strength to a point that the original springs in the Kegelmaster 2000 no longer provide enough resistance to buildup further vaginal muscle strength. I have replaced the factory supplied springs with "engine valve lifter springs" which I feel are again providing enough resistance to further buildup squeezing strength in my vagina. My Beau now feels my "vice grip vagina" to a point that his facial expression, during vaginal intercourse with me, suggest a "Mound of Venus" flytrap has got him - with no escape! Thanks for developing the Kegelmaster 2000 and for helping me earn the billet-doux title of "the main squeeze"!
Judy, Unknown location
2001-12-18 02:19:22 AM  
My husband gave me the Kegelmaster as a Christmas gift. Ever since the birth of our daughter, I've had a terrible problem with incontinence. The doctors all said the same thing, "Do Kegels." What lame advise. I could kegel night and day, and not have any relief.
My husband heard of Kegelmaster on the Bob & Tom show, and thought it my help my incontinence problem while having bonus benefits for him. I must admit when he gave me the devise, I had some serious doubts. All those doubts disappeared after my first session. I can now laugh, cough, sneeze and do high-impact aerobics without fear of the dribbles. I can not say enough good things about your product. I wish I had heard about the Kegelmaster years ago. If a device such as this were invented to help men, national media would be all over it. I only wish Kegelmaster could receive that kind of exposure, so that all women could benefit from this great product. I intend to tell my friends, and suggest my doctor tell his patients about this terrific invention.
Stacey, Unknown location
2001-12-18 02:19:25 AM  
come on. dopey site. no boobies. just a lot of japanese german face. not good enough.

fb will disagree, he is likely a member
2001-12-18 02:25:39 AM  
Oh, for the love of God. 10 bucks a month? If you really want boobies, go to a decent TGP like The Hun's Yellow Pages and look at advertising-supported boobies.
2001-12-18 02:26:02 AM  
God bless Mom, Dad, Santa, Internet Pr0n, and America.

2001-12-18 02:29:41 AM  
LMAO , Bigpeeler , but where is Urethra Franklin ?
2001-12-18 02:33:34 AM  
luckily my girlfreind has incredible vaginal strength. I thought I was gonna loose my fingers the first time we fooled around.
2001-12-18 02:35:58 AM  
RaveDave: Yeah, I know what you mean.
2001-12-18 02:36:03 AM  
Ravedave reminds me of the gym coach in the "Little Danny" episode of Upright Citizens Brigade.
2001-12-18 02:41:18 AM  
2001-12-18 02:51:33 AM  
OK I have a farking headache from looking at those scrambled boobies. I feel cheated, I went there with such high hopes.
I also found this disturbing little passage about "personas"

"My Fantasy Personas

Every girl likes to play dress-up, and I'm no different. I realized recently that it might be a lot of fun to dress up as different characters for my web site. There are other benefits as well, it just seemed like a good idea. I have had a blast coming up with the different characters, each one sort of represents a different facet of my real personality.

Each of these characters will eventually have her own sub-site, where "Keslin" is not mentioned at all. The idea is to create little fantasy sites that allow you (and me) to get lost in a character."

I don't know about you but I have no idea how anyone could get lost in any of this. Allthough I did go half blind from staring at the pixels....
2001-12-18 02:55:18 AM  
For really great Boobies click here:

2001-12-18 03:22:55 AM  
Who needs a thousand pop-ups and dead link huntin' when you got tens of thousands of posts streaming daily at*

2001-12-18 03:29:21 AM  
Bleh!!!! Not only do you have to pay, but she's married. How can I date her when her hubby is going to want to tag along???
2001-12-18 03:39:35 AM  

boobies, my ass..... farking pay site!!!

nice try.. wasted your link on this shiat?..
why, for the love of God......
2001-12-18 03:40:07 AM  
damn, she is ugly. but she has a fantasic body.
2001-12-18 03:41:51 AM  
If you're bored goto the funniest fark topic ever!!
2001-12-18 03:57:18 AM  
No boobies - LAME!!! har har

If my boobies link ain't posted soon... well.. well... I might just have to guerilla post... ARGH!!
2001-12-18 04:34:35 AM  
come on, you guys are smart, you can figure out how to weasel around those php scripts to get members access!
2001-12-18 04:48:58 AM  

Paid boobies shouldn't be posted on Fark. How incredibly lame.
2001-12-18 05:11:35 AM  
i wonder if anyone is receiving 'payment in kind' for posting this link....... drew?
2001-12-18 05:34:44 AM  
I am so glad that I am not the only one going blind here.... and I thought I had been tugging too much....

Mind you nothing to tug on here
2001-12-18 06:04:31 AM  
What a waste of time - wheres the good stuff?
2001-12-18 06:37:42 AM  
Homer: Pixels! Doh!
2001-12-18 06:40:02 AM  
Hot & steamy chicks:

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