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(Guardian)   'Spermodynamics' flashes frickin' laser beams through your 'guys' to test potency. Which is marginally better than the wind tunnel test   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 67
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2004-03-07 03:06:18 AM  
...Spermodynamics?
 
2004-03-07 04:21:53 AM  
'Breeding of dogs and cattle using artificial insemination is big business, and it is important that problems do not occur. Our machine should be just what is needed.'

I want a cow that barks or a dog that goes mer.
 
2004-03-07 05:47:16 AM  
ChimmY_ChanGa

or a dog that leaves a 5 lb pile of shiat.

:)
 
2004-03-07 08:06:26 AM  
Fapping in a wind tunnel could get messy.
 
2004-03-07 08:12:51 AM  
Aha! It's not about size... It's all about vigourosity.
 
2004-03-07 08:19:44 AM  
Uh.....................no thank you. Really.
 
2004-03-07 09:06:48 AM  
Oh, man, when I read the headline, I thought "Why would anyone willingly subject thier balls to lasers?" on account of the use of "guys." Meh.
 
2004-03-07 12:02:33 PM  
"The sperm counter has also been hailed by andrologists - doctors who study male fertility problems"

You can get a JOB doing that?
 
2004-03-07 12:15:46 PM  
Off topic here, but that chick in today's personals needs some sun, a very large sandwich or two,and a copy of Plato's Republic or Maybe Machiavellis the Prince.
The Hobbit a Great book???
Yeah if you have insomnia
Jeez.
 
2004-03-07 12:40:38 PM  
Spermodynamics is the best word ever.
 
2004-03-07 12:41:19 PM  
SPERMODYNAMICS
 
2004-03-07 02:11:39 PM  
I am SO tired of stories about sperm viability that make it out to be a measure of one's manliness (even in jest). My sperm are almost 100% defective, and I'm virile as hell.

Vigourosity? Its frickin sperm, man. It has nothing to do with what kind of a person you are.
 
2004-03-07 04:20:01 PM  
"Wind tunnel test for male potency"

Did anyone else read that and think "vacuum cleaner"?
 
2004-03-07 04:36:28 PM  
Well, if you ask me penguin83, I think she's HOT! But you didn't ask me so nevermind.
 
2004-03-07 06:22:24 PM  
What makes me curious is, if your andrologist is andrognynous, would it make your spermodynamics more aerobic?
/confused here.
 
2004-03-07 06:30:01 PM  
What I want to know is how did they come up with the test???
 
2004-03-08 01:42:53 AM  
Where do he sharks come in?
 
2004-03-08 03:09:47 AM  
Hehe. Comes.
 
2004-03-14 12:11:38 AM  
<b>Everybody</b> needs a laser beam shot through their nutsac.
 
2014-04-01 03:21:44 AM  
..... It took me a minute .... well played.
 
2014-04-01 03:44:04 AM  
Time-travel?  Lisa, in this house we obey the law of spermodynamics!
 
2014-04-01 03:47:45 AM  

AlgaeRancher: Where do he sharks come in?


In the lady sharks.
 
2014-04-01 03:51:44 AM  

FarkUall: I am SO tired of stories about sperm viability that make it out to be a measure of one's manliness (even in jest). My sperm are almost 100% defective, and I'm virile as hell.

Vigourosity? Its frickin sperm, man. It has nothing to do with what kind of a person you are.


I agree. True tests of manliness should involve making rude noises and growing facial hair.
 
2014-04-01 03:51:54 AM  
Wow, I get to do that annoying " Old news! Repeat!" crap and It's actually legit! (look at date of articles and original comments, then realize what day it is today)
 
2014-04-01 04:16:28 AM  
That reminds me, I need to send another thank you card to my vasectomy doctor.
 
2014-04-01 04:20:35 AM  
Here's the real test:

If you want kids, you may be low on sperm.

If you really, really don't ever want kids, you have so many sperm that Carl Sagan couldn't count them.
 
2014-04-01 04:31:47 AM  
Why couldn't they have given us old Fark to go with the retro links?

/still not over it
 
2014-04-01 04:35:14 AM  
Is it me or do the greenlit headlines this morning horribly suck?
 
2014-04-01 04:50:57 AM  
I like the not news tab, too bad it's only going to be around for a day
 
2014-04-01 05:07:09 AM  
There's a much lower-tech test...

"Does this sperm form babby?"
If yes:
Sperm is good.

If no:
"Has this woman previously formed babby?"

If yes:
Sperm is bad.

If no:
Try a different woman.
 
2014-04-01 05:12:34 AM  

August11: Is it me or do the greenlit headlines this morning horribly suck?


They do.
 
2014-04-01 05:34:02 AM  
I see dead peopleaccounts....
 
2014-04-01 05:36:01 AM  
All I care about is that she Swallows.
 
2014-04-01 05:40:51 AM  

log_jammin: I see dead peopleaccounts....


I keep looking to see if I see myself pop up in the threads, but I don't think I posted here all that much back in '04.
 
2014-04-01 05:55:09 AM  

DemonEater: I keep looking to see if I see myself pop up in the threads, but I don't think I posted here all that much back in '04.


I think I was still a bit gunshy of getting "flamed" in 2004.

back then I was still here mostly for the headlines.
 
2014-04-01 06:10:20 AM  
subby:  wind tunnel test

Your mom?
 
2014-04-01 06:58:45 AM  
OK, who's first?
albuscorvus.files.wordpress.com
/blast hardcheese
 
2014-04-01 07:08:31 AM  
"utterly Far Far"??
 
2014-04-01 07:09:19 AM  
Heh. And, the filter apparently is in on the joke, too...
 
2014-04-01 07:12:36 AM  

rynthetyn: Why couldn't they have given us old Fark to go with the retro links?

/still not over it


I was trying to figure out it it was old or not, I guess I posted in some of these, I was a nubile two year farker back then. I don't remember the differences, only that it was a big deal.

/Strongbad Monday!
 
2014-04-01 07:21:57 AM  

MBooda: OK, who's first?
[albuscorvus.files.wordpress.com image 600x450]
/blast hardcheese



Punt SpeedChunk!
 
2014-04-01 07:43:01 AM  
I hope the "known alts" in my account profile is also an april fools joke.

/only have one account...
 
2014-04-01 07:59:41 AM  

punkennedys: ...Spermodynamics?


I feel like I woke up in 2004 this morning...
 
2014-04-01 08:11:07 AM  

therealcitizenwilliams.files.wordpress.com


Invented spermodynamics........

 
2014-04-01 08:14:44 AM  

p4p3rm4t3: I hope the "known alts" in my account profile is also an april fools joke.

/only have one account...


...and the alts haves alts which have alts of their own!
 
2014-04-01 08:16:56 AM  

Truther: punkennedys: ...Spermodynamics?

I feel like I woke up in 2004 this morning...


Sounds more 70s disco to me.

Peeew peeew peew peew peew pew pew.
 
2014-04-01 08:17:02 AM  
So you want lots of good swimmers like this
31.media.tumblr.com

not like this
stc.videowired.com

if you want babby?

/didnt RTFA
 
2014-04-01 08:22:03 AM  

log_jammin: DemonEater: I keep looking to see if I see myself pop up in the threads, but I don't think I posted here all that much back in '04.

I think I was still a bit gunshy of getting "flamed" in 2004.

back then I was still here mostly for the headlines.


Me too,  I also lurked on 4chan...

I don't recommend it.  Although it's a lot more cleaned up these days than it once was...  here and on there.
 
2014-04-01 08:22:04 AM  

Mrembo: ..... It took me a minute decade.... well played.


FTFY
 
2014-04-01 08:22:21 AM  

Boo_Guy: So you want lots of good swimmers like this
[31.media.tumblr.com image 384x286]

not like this
[stc.videowired.com image 384x288]

if you want babby?

/didnt RTFA


The first gif reminded me of this:

stream1.gifsoup.com
 
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