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(Some Guy)   How to build a computer for almost no money at all   (ashen.purplepixie.org) divider line 100
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2004-03-06 04:34:07 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is Funny !
 
2004-03-06 07:44:32 AM
I want one. Smell a Saturday project.
 
2004-03-06 02:04:11 PM
I want a badger for my case mod.
 
2004-03-06 02:08:30 PM
Showoff ^^
 
2004-03-06 02:15:47 PM
Funneeeee!

Good stuff/
 
2004-03-06 04:33:28 PM
that case mod farking rocks.. but could benefit from a spider decal or something.

finally, something that's humorous and not elitist and patronizing!
 
2004-03-06 04:36:01 PM
Thieus

Naw, the rabbit case mods are much cheaper and alot cuter. Plus those badgers can be very mean if you poke them too much.
 
2004-03-06 04:46:25 PM
Great stuff. Probably costs more than my current computer, though.
 
2004-03-06 04:52:23 PM
Very droll.
 
2004-03-06 05:00:02 PM
 
2004-03-06 06:25:48 PM
Well, I like the disclaimer.
 
2004-03-06 06:27:01 PM
Only if you poke them with spoons
 
2004-03-06 06:27:09 PM
I think this kid in my class in High School, his name was bob, now that I think about it, I think he was related to Emperor Palatine, I think. Maybe.

See, one time he touched my friend's ram while the computer was running and it rebooted. Then it was neccessary missing system files.

And also he got killed by his apprentice after he tried to kill his apprentice's son.

True story. Mostly.
 
2004-03-06 06:27:40 PM
I think Thai Mai Shu could have done it better:

"So sim-po! No skill involve at all."



(oh and countdown to site being farked: 3, 2, 1....)
 
2004-03-06 06:28:44 PM
his poor server... it's almost dead... no wait... it's gone

HE CANNOT WITHSTAND THE MASSIVE POWER OF THE FARK.
 
2004-03-06 06:28:53 PM
, yes... but someone forgot to use the tag
 
2004-03-06 06:28:59 PM
Father i commited an original sin i..i poked a badger with a spoon.
 
2004-03-06 06:29:06 PM
WTF is a "ponce"?
 
2004-03-06 06:29:58 PM
farked!
 
2004-03-06 06:31:16 PM
links farked
 
2004-03-06 06:31:24 PM
I concur, farked. Anyone have a mirror or is it not worth mirroring?
 
2004-03-06 06:32:07 PM
I wish the rabbit had pancakes on its head.
 
2004-03-06 06:32:42 PM
wow i thought the article was serious until i saw the cardboard box
 
2004-03-06 06:33:13 PM
not really worth mirroring.

/joke snobbery
 
2004-03-06 06:33:13 PM
The rabbit is not essential, though.

Mine works with a stuffed Eeyore on top of the monitor.
 
2004-03-06 06:33:14 PM
It's not really worth mirroring...but try clicking again if you really want to read it...it loaded fine for me.
 
2004-03-06 06:33:16 PM
Yep, Farked.
 
2004-03-06 06:33:43 PM
Kung_Fu_Hamster

Ponce = gay, faggot or feminine male, campy (brit slang)
 
2004-03-06 06:33:43 PM
Try skipping the first page, or even the second.htm

http://ashen.purplepixie.org/ashen/menu/build/second.htm
 
2004-03-06 06:33:54 PM
Farkeded, imagine a shoebox full of random circuit boards taped together and wires to a cd player, tv and keyboard. Pretty lame, meant as satire I hope.
 
YMW
2004-03-06 06:36:15 PM
amusing? try farking stoopid.
 
2004-03-06 06:37:34 PM
WhiteLighter

3 Hail Marys and 2 hello dollies
 
2004-03-06 06:38:09 PM
XSLUMLORDX

"a shoebox full of random circuit boards taped together and wires to a cd player, tv and keyboard"

That was my first 'computer' - sans CD

/kid you not
 
2004-03-06 06:38:47 PM
We need a "Farked!" tag.
 
2004-03-06 06:41:19 PM
Blu-Tac?
 
SU
2004-03-06 06:42:29 PM
No rabbits were harmed in the making of this tutorial, although I did kick the shiat out of a giraffe. The long necked, snooty bastard.


hehehe
 
2004-03-06 06:46:18 PM
speaking of card board boxes and computers, Yoshi of TechTV's The Screen Savers did a cardboard case mod, entire case out of card board.
 
2004-03-06 06:51:55 PM
How to links like this get approved while my gems linking the passion of christ to semen get denied?

Probably some req that only totalfarkers get approved links now.

And the semen one probably crossed a number of lines, and if its not good enough for clear channel then its not good enough for fark.
 
2004-03-06 06:52:03 PM
heh that was cool.

Even if the end result is a totally non-functional pile of junk, it is still as reliable as any PC built with a VIA chipset and an ATI graphics card.

so sad cause it's true :/
 
2004-03-06 06:53:11 PM
omg the mp3 is funny as hell!
 
2004-03-06 06:55:19 PM
This dude is making so much money.
 
2004-03-06 06:56:57 PM
DISCLAIMER: Dr. Ashen cannot, and by God will not, be held responsible for any harm or misfortune that befalls yourself or any of your belongings as a result of following this tutorial. The information in this tutorial is provided "as is" - no guarantees, warranties, promises or proposals of marriage are given or should be implied. Under no circumstances will Dr. Ashen or any of his wholly owned subsidiaries provide recompense for any loss of goods, earnings, health, hair, sanity or virginity incurred by following this tutorial. The value of investments can go down as well as up. Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it. Dr. Ashen should be considered dangerous, and should not be approached by members of the public.

yea great
 
2004-03-06 06:59:07 PM
Never heard that one before.

Say three hail marys and a hello dolly.
 
2004-03-06 07:00:52 PM
Welcome to Fazed.org....
 
2004-03-06 07:01:31 PM
I am going to try the bunny mod.
 
2004-03-06 07:11:01 PM
Even if the end result is a totally non-functional pile of junk, it is still as reliable as any PC built with a VIA chipset and an ATI graphics card.

Anyone who has ever tangled with a VIA chipset can attest to that statement.

-Raptor
 
2004-03-06 07:17:24 PM
that's not what ponce means, it's a really old term for John
 
2004-03-06 07:17:25 PM
Not funny. Why was this posted?
 
2004-03-06 07:17:47 PM
Anyone notice that part of the "gubbins" is a WinTV PCI card? That's not found parts.
 
2004-03-06 07:32:15 PM
How to build a computer for almost no money at all

Steal parts out of a dumpster behind your local computer shop?
 
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