What, the entire country?

Submitted this yesterday.

Anyways, how come nose jobs top the list for men?

Would be the last thing men would want to change according to a survey of my housemates last night.

pics, i want pics, why aren't there any pics?

And that blond = stupid.

/And yes, I do know that the cuffs and collars don't match...

jordan? the country? i am confused

and yes i CAN read.( the 1st comment and i dont even see it...)

Who??
Oh yeah, this is from England. Never mind.

I would think fixing their teeth should be number 1 in the UK

Who the hell is Jordan?

Lots of people commenting. Not nearly enough people posting pictures of voluptuous blondes. Get to it fockers.

MMGAMOIO, I didn't believe in psychics before today...

Jordan.

Jordan (real name: Katie Price, I think) was an attractive young woman that decided to really "advance" her career as a bimbo she needed to have implants the size of the Goodyear blimp surgically inserted into her chest.

Now she gets plenty of press for sleeping around.

She's the UK's Paris Hilton, only with huge tits and less money.

Sooo...who the fark is Jordan? Unless Micheal has gotten implants since the last time I saw pictures of him, this doesn't make sense to me. Maybe it's some British thing.

/Oh well...

Never heard of her

damn. Now I look like a retard as both my joke was done first, and my question was answered before I asked it. shiat.

I like to think his achievements on the court got him his fame, not his knockers. Although he's got a nice pair.

she was on uk version of i'm a celebrity get me out of here, happened to catch it while i was over in ireland last month.

Jay-Tea - keep in mind this is men who 'have had' or 'would have'. Not a typical grouping.

Thats it. I'm getting a boob job.

...oh and would somebody PLEASE kill her, her headless child and Peter Andre

at least they'll get you lots of clicks from farkers.

oh, and I'd hit it.

As a tall, small framed female with natural big ol knockers I have to agree with this Jordan person, having them can get you a good career. Matter of fact I have a doctorate in neuroscience from some university I never went to.

I feel that I should do the /sarcasm thing but if you didn't get it, you are in fact, a retard.

"As a tall, small framed female with natural big ol knockers..."

Pics?

Mikacat
As a tall, small framed female with natural big ol knockers... you need to post many, many pictures of yourself. Please? We're desperate. Or is it just me?

<likes feelthy peectures of real women>

i don't think her's a natural

Nice!!!

Jordan makes me cringe every time she appears on TV. She has the nastiest accent I've ever heard and she says the most retarded things.

Having said that, despite leaving school with no qualifications and having an IQ rivalling G.W. Bush's, she's now a multi-millionaire so you've got to respect her intelligence on some level.

"4 legged furry thing that wants food all the time"

that's a terrible way to refer to one's husband.

It tickles me that the organisation in charge of breast augmentation is called "BAAPS"

Hooters is hiring, does that count?

It really helped that guy from Tools career!

As we say in the business, "What's your point, caller?"

3Col

Ok, I'll bite. Who's Jordan?

Jordan who?

Did no-one tell the plastic surgeons not to form an association whose acronym is BAAPS?

allanhowls

We're just as desperate, I think.

What? A moderately attractive woman advanced her show business career by getting breast implants? I'm shocked! Shocked I say!

I think it'd be interesting to monitor the percentage increase in hits a Farkette's profile gets when she says she's even mildly attractive.

God she's beautiful

Damn you BillDarryl! I was just trying to find that exact picture.

I think BAAPS is part of

British
Institute
Generic

Cosmetic
Augmentation
Nasal
Surgery

/sorry, can't think of a better word for the "G"

Jordan is the UK version of Pam Anderson, except, dare I say it...HOTTER!!! She is aboslutely smoking. Her real name is Katie Price (Jordan is her stage name) and she started out as a regular girl next door in Page 3 (like the sports page for hot chicks - they feature a different hot girls). Well, she got so much exposure she decided to get implants. She's gone from a B to I think she's FFF now. Not sure. All I know is that I'd cut off my right arm and leg to shag her.

(Some NSFW)

http://home.freeuk.com/dcarter/jordan/jordan_katie_price09.jpg

http://home.freeuk.com/dcarter/jordan/jordan_katie_price10.jpg

http://home.freeuk.com/dcarter/jordan2/sex12.jpg

And I agree - Mikacat should be required to post pictures as required by the Farkers handbook.