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2001-12-17 10:11:34 AM
Hurry up and get on hollywood's religious fad train and join the cult that the real movie stars are in.
 
2001-12-17 10:14:09 AM
Why oh why does this lame crap get posted?
 
2001-12-17 10:14:22 AM
LMAO! That was a great piece. Scientologists are so farked in the head.
 
2001-12-17 10:22:11 AM
Check out this site:
religiousfreedomwatch.org

Notice how every single "Anti religious extremeist" is someone who has criticized Scientology? What can we conclude from this? Maybe Scientology is unjustly persecuted by a hateful minority? Or maybe not.

Operation Clambake
 
2001-12-17 10:22:19 AM
Lame crap?

Bah. You do not appreciate quality humor.

This article is Comedy Bifarnium!
 
2001-12-17 10:23:28 AM
stupid HTML, try again:

Operation Clambake
 
2001-12-17 10:30:43 AM
Comedy Bifarnium!

That translates into Comedy Gold, for the rest of you farkers. ;)
 
2001-12-17 10:33:46 AM
I have never read anything remotely funny on that site. Just pretentious "I'm-smarter-than-you" rantings. This guy must suck serious Fark dick to get so much of their articles posted on this site.
 
2001-12-17 11:06:52 AM
My body thetans are telling me that L Ron Hubbard is a big fat weenie.
 
2001-12-17 11:22:30 AM
Lame crap, huh?

No way. Granted that this is not one of SA's better pieces it's still good. The people of SA are witty, sarcastic A$$HOLES-- I love it.
 
2001-12-17 11:49:41 AM
what the heck is a thetan?
is it anything like a midichlorian? because if joining scientology can let me move stuff with my mind and own lightsabers and shiat...
damn
no it still wouldn't be worth it
 
2001-12-17 11:55:31 AM
Scientology: If for no other reason, join for the free pie!*





*Offer limited to one slice of free pie, $5.99 for each additional piece of pie
 
daz
2001-12-17 11:56:01 AM
Txnkorny must be a scientologist. I've yet to meat a person that didn't think that SA was at least remotely funny.
 
2001-12-17 11:58:32 AM
Comedy is very subjective, so maybe he just doesn't think it's funny.

Captain Obvious to the rescue
 
2001-12-17 12:17:32 PM
These Hollywood Scientologists should give it up and become Buddists like all the cool celeberties (and Lisa Simpson).
 
2001-12-17 12:22:29 PM



I am a Buddist! I'm on Fark two times in one day so far!! Where will I turn up next???
 
2001-12-17 12:26:48 PM
SA is not funny. It's retarded.
 
2001-12-17 12:37:16 PM
Wow, an insult from Cum the Scum ... I can't imagine a better endorsement!
 
hnb
2001-12-17 01:19:50 PM
SA must be a busy site - I can hardly ever get through. I've almost given up trying, which is too bad, 'cause I think its farking hilarious.
 
2001-12-17 01:29:07 PM
Cum the Scum could be a Scientologist-- either that or HIS website was featured as an ALoD, but just in case... hide your wallets, folks.
 
2001-12-17 01:29:43 PM
Help me celebrate Festivus:

http://www.interlog.com/~porteous/festivus.html
 
2001-12-17 01:34:28 PM
I AM THE PUSHER ROBOT
>>>
I PUSH GRANDMOTHER DOWN THE STAIRS
>>>
SHE MUST BE PROTECTED FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE
>>>
DO YOU HAVE STAURS IN YOUR HOUSE?
>>> PAK CHOOIE UNF
 
2001-12-17 01:39:45 PM
I've always wondered why Christian Fundamentalists lick Jack Chick never attack Scientology.
 
2001-12-17 01:42:44 PM
Blah. Like Jack Chick. Do not lick Jack Chick! You do not know where he has been!
 
2001-12-17 02:07:30 PM
Attack all religion. It is fun and tasty.
 
2001-12-17 02:57:16 PM
Lol! Someone bought a banner ad on SA for fark!!!
 
2001-12-17 03:01:05 PM
Yeah, otherwise I may have never found this site.
 
2001-12-17 03:03:35 PM
I'm wondering how long it will take the Scientologists to sue SA...they are notoriously litigious.
 
2001-12-17 03:55:50 PM
They already have threatened lawsuit against SA. A serious one that Leonard J Crabs (the 'J' stands for 'hard work')couldn't have gotten them out of.
 
2001-12-17 04:32:47 PM
I have never read anything remotely funny on that site. Just pretentious "I'm-smarter-than-you" rantings. This guy must suck serious Fark dick to get so much of their articles posted on this site.

Actually, Lowtax is pulling a subliminal gag on people who think they're funny/l33t but they're not. Such as JeffK and that "I'm-smarter-than-you" dude he pretends to be (Cliff Yablowski or summat). That's why it's called "Something Awful"! Incredible, ne?
 
2001-12-17 05:34:09 PM
sigh..Cliff Yablonski hates me...
 
2001-12-17 06:00:27 PM
Anyone else having difficulties getting through to this one?
 
2001-12-17 07:41:06 PM
oh my
 
2001-12-17 08:03:20 PM
Forsythe P. Jones said:
sigh..Cliff Yablonski hates me...

Don't worry, Cliff hates me too*.




*I'm pretty sure he hates everybody. Even Uglycat.
 
2001-12-17 08:06:17 PM
I think Scientology is becoming the "France Surrenders" of SomethingAwful... so something like that.
 
2001-12-17 11:48:04 PM
I weep for those that 'don't get SA'...

What a dull, humorless life you must lead. Although you always seem to find time to come complain about it, so you can't have a terribly busy social calendar...
 
2001-12-18 01:02:45 AM
Txnkorny, try reading some of the guides. They're relatively apolitical. If you still have problems with him, that's cool, seek your thrills elsewhere.
 
2001-12-18 08:37:02 AM
I weep for those that 'don't get SA'... What a dull, humorless life you must lead

This is exactly my point. This clown is so arrogant that he thinks that just because someone else doesn't find it funny that they must be stupid and have no sense of humor.

MOJOMONKEY, you are a perfect fit for that site. I will stick to the Onion and my original review of SA:

Worst.Satire.Ever.
 
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