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2004-03-04 05:38:21 PM  
2004-03-04 05:39:37 PM  
I think they are stuck together.
2004-03-04 05:40:23 PM  
Great picture, and I'd never have attributed it to Hegre, either. Mmmmm. Off to see if my membership is still working.
2004-03-04 05:49:15 PM  
I love you.
2004-03-04 05:50:50 PM  
I'd love to see the rest of the two shaven angels pictures if anyone out there has a hegre account
2004-03-04 05:53:02 PM  
2004-03-04 06:46:54 PM  
No direct genital-to-genital contact, so I gave it a 9.
2004-03-04 06:52:27 PM  
sweet sassy molassy!
2004-03-04 06:54:06 PM  

I'm gonna be in a search for new housemates come the fall... I wonder if they like History majors?
2004-03-04 06:56:31 PM  
Damn? This made the main page?

That one farker with the "people I've banged" photos is a bit better.
2004-03-04 07:02:00 PM  
"pieces of puzzle...fitting each other..."

/off to listen to "Three Days" by Jane's Addiction...
/Oh... and whack off
2004-03-04 07:11:51 PM  
that's so gay.
2004-03-04 07:14:24 PM  
Hurrah for plastic perfection!
2004-03-04 07:41:37 PM  
there aren't many times in my life I wish was a sheet.....

now though, would be one of them.
2004-03-04 07:46:18 PM  
You all know they want me.
2004-03-04 07:46:24 PM  
Look up the poster "kiss". It's far hotter (with no nudity either. weird huh?)

ZAZ [TotalFark]
2004-03-04 07:46:39 PM  
Oiled plastic women don't turn me on. The pose is worth looking at.
2004-03-04 07:46:53 PM  
Anybody got a 2048x1536 version of that???!!11!1
2004-03-04 07:47:06 PM  
Have ya got any grease?

Why yes, yes we do.

Then grease me up woman!
2004-03-04 07:47:53 PM  
How's about a NSFW warning next time?
2004-03-04 07:48:01 PM  
so, they're made of plastic or something? Still would bang the crap outta them regardless
2004-03-04 07:48:14 PM  
2004-03-04 07:48:25 PM  
Thanks for the NSFW warning!
2004-03-04 07:48:27 PM  
Also, it's NSFW, but SFW (if SFW means Safe For Wanking)

/mass fappage
2004-03-04 07:49:07 PM  
It's as if a million kittens just cried out, and then went silent...
2004-03-04 07:49:24 PM  
Damn you all who beat me to the NSFW warning!!!

/still fapping
2004-03-04 07:49:58 PM  
fry 'em up!
2004-03-04 07:50:11 PM  
There, you were warned.

2004-03-04 07:50:16 PM  
very nice
2004-03-04 07:50:36 PM  
They ain't no Marge Schott but they alright.
2004-03-04 07:50:43 PM  
No fap for oil!!
2004-03-04 07:50:50 PM  
I figure the boobies tag is enough warning.
2004-03-04 07:51:12 PM  

In a good way.
2004-03-04 07:51:15 PM  
I wish I had've just clicked. Now that I know it is NSFW, I am not going to be able to see it...what a crokpot of dog shiat
2004-03-04 07:51:35 PM  
The blond has fake breasts, but the brunette could very well have real ones...but regardless, these women are dope as fark.

For the guys who say they wouldn't hit it -- any of you fellas make it out to San Francisco or New Paltz this past week to get married?
2004-03-04 07:51:45 PM  

on the plus side more time to fap
2004-03-04 07:51:48 PM  
farking assholes
2004-03-04 07:52:03 PM  
That one girl went happy-go-jacky like a donkey eating a waffle!!
2004-03-04 07:52:46 PM  
2004-03-04 07:52:57 PM  
2004-03-04 07:53:01 PM  
2004-03-04 07:53:31 PM  
what i would give to be in the middle of that.
2004-03-04 07:53:53 PM  
not quite farked yet - just really slow...
2004-03-04 07:53:54 PM  

Kittens will see another sunrise.
2004-03-04 07:54:04 PM  
props to elyse for the Simpsons quote!
2004-03-04 07:54:06 PM  
Whoa. That's so money.
2004-03-04 07:54:10 PM  
Dayum. That X is HOT!
2004-03-04 07:54:10 PM  
2004-03-04 07:54:31 PM  
i'd fap that for a dollar
2004-03-04 07:54:33 PM  
Behold, the power of FARK...404 BABY....
2004-03-04 07:54:38 PM  
I think the fact that it is hottest evar makes NSFW pretty clear
2004-03-04 07:54:52 PM  
Ok, so who's posting the link to the full series that this came from?
2004-03-04 07:55:11 PM  
Hottest picture .. never. What a waste of coconut oil.
2004-03-04 07:55:28 PM NSFW is the direct link
2004-03-04 07:55:37 PM  
If it's a Boobies link, and it's the "hottest picture ever" only an idiot would think it was SFW.
2004-03-04 07:55:42 PM  
What would you do if you had a million dollars?

/Peter Gibbons
2004-03-04 07:55:49 PM  
FARKED! And you know that I'm down to see the hottest picture ever. Another linky?
2004-03-04 07:56:04 PM  
2004-03-04 07:56:27 PM  
OK, this one is farked, but..
What happened ? to the Aria Giovanni and Tera Patrick pictorial boobie link?
its not in the classified/boobies links anymore.


2004-03-04 07:56:43 PM  
2004-03-04 07:56:44 PM  
You're on Fark and you see a Boobies tag. That's not enough warning? Wankers...
2004-03-04 07:57:23 PM  
OK--First off--What about Boobies is usually SFW? Really? Surfing Boobies links at work, and then complaining about is like going outside when it's raining and complaining about getting wet...

Secondly--Trivitism isn't just for breakfast anymore...

Maybe not the hottest picture ever, but as boobies go, it's not bad...
2004-03-04 07:57:57 PM  
/reaches for the tissues

is that monica miller on the left?
2004-03-04 07:58:09 PM  
Okay, unFarked, but slow.

Die Kitty, Die!

Eh, not that hot. I too want those Aria/Tera pics. I can't find them anywhere!!!
2004-03-04 07:58:28 PM  
Not hottest ever. Needs a goat and a blender.
2004-03-04 07:58:31 PM  
BobTheGoon, it's boobies, you idiot.

2004-03-04 07:59:48 PM  
2004-03-04 07:59:52 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2004-03-04 08:00:00 PM  
omisan - Anybody got a 2048x1536 version of that???!!11!1

D'OH, sorry.. Mine's 4096x3072. I was gonna send it to ya, too.

Well, off to bed. G'nite.
2004-03-04 08:00:11 PM  
They're both guys.
2004-03-04 08:00:57 PM  
daddy likes.
2004-03-04 08:01:47 PM  
That picture looks like every single porno movie. So big deal.
2004-03-04 08:01:57 PM  
Someone clue me in on this "scissor fight" cliche I seem to have missed out on.
2004-03-04 08:01:59 PM  

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

I'd buy you a monkey, of course.

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

This is a fairly nice picture. Not surprising, Hegre's work usually is. Definitely not the hottest picture evar, but I'll add it to my collection.
2004-03-04 08:03:08 PM  
it took forever to load up and I wasn't even all that impressed...sad sad sad.
2004-03-04 08:03:13 PM  
they cant be real, but if they are.........

must refer back to thread #858932

2004-03-04 08:03:41 PM  
2004-03-04 08:04:11 PM  

According to the Fark by-laws, all unsafe links (Boobies tag or not) must have a NSFW warning:

If you're posting an image, and you're not quite sure whether it falls under the "safe" category or not, then we strongly recommend linking it ("a href" instead of "img src") with a very clear warning that it may not be safe. That way people can make their own decision whether they should chance it or not, and you'll be spared the ire of your fellow Farkers.
This is why, for example, Boobies links on the main page are OK -- they're labeled "not safe for work" so users can decide for themselves.

2004-03-04 08:04:33 PM  

So what do you do with your collection?

/love the profile photo
2004-03-04 08:06:06 PM  
Seen loads (OMG PUN) of similar pics. Woo
2004-03-04 08:06:35 PM  
That's not really the hottest picture ever to me...Sure, they're beautiful, and yeah, they have great bonkers, and OK, they're covered in something that looks fun to lick off, but I've been using the Internet too long and have been desensitized to any pictures which don't involve full-frontal or face-down-booty-up behind shots...

It's just a phase.
2004-03-04 08:08:08 PM  
I always read so much whining from farkers about how they can't meet girls, and how there aren't enough hotties on Fark. To the haters, I would just like to point out how many lovely sex kittens have come out to play on the threads today. Good show ladies, keep it up.
2004-03-04 08:09:05 PM  
JOKESTRESS your account, to me, has been banned until you post those pictures!
2004-03-04 08:09:16 PM  
It kind of makes your brain sweat.
2004-03-04 08:10:24 PM  
Dear God, that is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.
2004-03-04 08:11:39 PM  

According to the Fark by-laws, all unsafe links (Boobies tag or not) must have a NSFW warning:

True, true, but unless you're brand new here, you can't really click on a Boobies link and then claim you didn't know what to expect... =)


So what do you do with your collection?

Well, ordinarily, it just sits dormant on my hard drive, waiting for the urge to gaze upon the nude female form to strike me.
2004-03-04 08:12:01 PM  
Gotterdammerung well yeah, they're better than any two random people who showed up in my office today but "hottest ever"? If the poster had just said "better than you'll ever get" he'd have had no arguments.
2004-03-04 08:12:44 PM  

2004-03-04 08:12:48 PM  
The Kiss is, IMHO, much hotter than that. The oil just looks scary, and I've seen much better boobies than that in my mirror.
2004-03-04 08:13:30 PM  
dieSchafe Can I have a picture of your mirror please?
2004-03-04 08:14:39 PM  


I'm going to the baffroom to rub one out!
2004-03-04 08:15:34 PM  
I'll have famous titties for two hundred, Trebek!
2004-03-04 08:15:40 PM  
It's "Da Baffroom". Get it right.
2004-03-04 08:16:12 PM  
Women kissing doesn't really do anything for me. I would rather they're apart.
2004-03-04 08:16:22 PM  

You make it sound like Maxfield Parrish's Daybreak. That's the most romantic she-bop euphamism I've heard yet.
2004-03-04 08:16:28 PM  
Anal bum covers for six hundred!
2004-03-04 08:16:42 PM  
I don't know, Alexis, sometimes Boobies links can be, like, just about boobies.

How 'bout you post the definition of "boobies"?
2004-03-04 08:17:34 PM  
Domo kun.... I hate you domokun. You ate my boobies.
2004-03-04 08:18:04 PM  
It just ocurred to me, there needs to be a "Women of Fark" edition of Maxim, FHM, Stuff, or Playboy.

/Not a chance
2004-03-04 08:18:28 PM  
haha scissor fight...

well, just imagine legs as the scissor blades
2004-03-04 08:18:35 PM  

Speak for yourself buddy. That's on my to do list.

Pay the rent...
Threesome with Hegre Models...
Pick up drycleaning...
2004-03-04 08:18:44 PM  

"Dr. Suess' Green Eggs and Ham style.. would I could I in the house, would I could I on the couch... you get the idea."
2004-03-04 08:19:05 PM  

Boobies are those things girls have. I also heard they've got vaginas in 'em!
Bizarre! :)
2004-03-04 08:20:11 PM  
That girl on the left in the KISS picture looks like claire forlani.
2004-03-04 08:20:19 PM  
Nice, however that is one nicely unsecure server...

\\ NSFW //

Directory Listing:

// NSFW \\

Lots of pics, a few of Aria Giovanni (in the Aria folder surprisingly!) and lots of others.

However some of the pictures in the root directory (no /pron)are weird, its like someone has just uploaded their image directories onto the net...

What ever happened to the Aria/Tera pics BTW?
2004-03-04 08:20:52 PM  
I had the KISS poster on my wall for an entire semester. You can learn a lot about people by the way they react to it.
2004-03-04 08:20:53 PM  
Gotterdammerung I was speaking for myself but I'll buy your groceries, pick up your drycleaning and pay your rent for a year if you can arrange the other bit for me.
2004-03-04 08:20:56 PM  
I second TurkeyHead's motion.

Some Farkers should do a "Men of Fark" if the Farkettes do a "Women of Fark" spread.
2004-03-04 08:21:30 PM  
I would like to procreate with these creatures, yummi on toast.

2004-03-04 08:21:55 PM  
good frigging god. Where can I get that to put over my mantle?
2004-03-04 08:21:57 PM  
What happened to the Aria & Tara thread?

Anyone have a mirror for those pics?

2004-03-04 08:22:48 PM  

The Kiss is, IMHO, much hotter than that. The oil just looks scary, and I've seen much better boobies than that in my mirror.

The Kiss is... I wouldn't call it hot. Beautiful, definitely, maybe even sacrosanct. Hot, though? This is hot (NSFW, obviously).
2004-03-04 08:23:03 PM  
I want to know when my ex-girlfriends posed for this photo.
2004-03-04 08:23:14 PM  

Don't get down on yourself man. You've got a big dick and a trust fund right? That's all you need. That and a little courage.

/Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...
2004-03-04 08:23:32 PM  
I dunno. I hear oil clogs your arteries.
2004-03-04 08:23:48 PM  
2004-03-04 08:24:27 PM  
You know, it's kind of refreshing, this whole thread of "oh my god, where can I find naked picture of women on the Internet?"

Takes me back to the days of bicycling miles to see my friend's magazines in the 70s.
2004-03-04 08:24:41 PM  

Hot! I like your style. I think we have the same taste in women.
2004-03-04 08:25:38 PM  
Hottest. . .chromosome. . .EVER
2004-03-04 08:26:13 PM  
The REAL hottest pic ever, well, one of many. Spike is F.I.N.E. I dont know how to add the pic here so go to....
2004-03-04 08:26:31 PM  
What is this "The Kiss" picture?
2004-03-04 08:28:12 PM  
Wish they would roll over so I could check out their turd cutters....
2004-03-04 08:28:12 PM  
stupid headline. Submitter was probably typing with one hand.
2004-03-04 08:28:18 PM  
Yeah the one is hot, but the other woman is a mutant she has a big toe that is shorter than the toes next to it.
-Shallow Hal

2004-03-04 08:28:22 PM  
I don't understand how a Farker can see [image from too old to be available] and "Hottest" within pixels of each other ... and yet their first thought isn't "NSFW".

Don't tell me that pitching a tent is faster than the thought "NSFW" blitzing across a few synapses!
2004-03-04 08:28:39 PM  
I'll show my teabag!
2004-03-04 08:29:01 PM  
Alexis I like the pic of your pre-teen daughter. what's her name?
2004-03-04 08:29:35 PM  
hmm .. tubgirl ..
2004-03-04 08:29:55 PM  

Thanks for catching the reference, but the name is elypse you might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass."
2004-03-04 08:30:22 PM  

Click a boobies link at work, take the risk, even when labeled properly.

Using a bit of common sense is usually required OTJ.

Coming up on the news, Common Sense has been found to be missing today. The search starts at 11.
2004-03-04 08:30:32 PM  
A BOOBIES or WIENERS link is inherently NSFW to anyone with 2 or more working brain cells. The very words themselves have an inescapable connotation of racy, adult material. Would you click on a link that said "hot, wet biatches" and expect it to be safe for work??

If you click on a "Boobies" link, and then have the gall to complain that it wasn't safe for work, would you please do the human race a favor and go wander around in traffic? Do you really need common sense spoon fed to you in a web site's bylaws?
2004-03-04 08:30:33 PM  
Am I the only one who got a disgusting scat shot? That was farking sick.
2004-03-04 08:30:39 PM  
Hey lay off Alexis, you know what they say. If there's grass on the field...

...Well never mind
2004-03-04 08:33:34 PM  
how come no one has commented yet on that *disturbed quiver* picture at the bottom of that page...

all i have to say is: RUINED
2004-03-04 08:33:43 PM  
So yeah, we have 21" monitors here at work. And since there was no NSFW tab, clicked. Pulling the, "what is that" phrase/look is about as a good as I can do when my female Editor is sitting right there.

Although the .5 second look i got was really hot
2004-03-04 08:34:22 PM  
For those wanting to have dueling "Men of Fark", "Women of Fark" should probably check out a thread in my bio.

If only the Farkettes started a thread as such.

And once again, friggin' Alexis. You truly are perfect. I've never gushed about a Farkette before, and I usually make of fun Farkers that do. Video games, TNG, good taste in naked women...I just figured out that you're really a dude. Dammit.
2004-03-04 08:35:34 PM  

Alexis I like the pic of your pre-teen daughter. what's her name?

Her name is Luba, and I don't know her exact age but, like all of Hegre's models, she's over eighteen. No, I'm not gonna be posting underage porn to Fark. =\
2004-03-04 08:35:44 PM  
Oh my God, whatever you do DON'T farking scroll to the bottom of the page. If you do, you will be very sorry. That's just nasty...

Booooooo Scat Booooooo....

2004-03-04 08:36:24 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2004-03-04 08:36:48 PM  

That's my girl. Show that backbone. And anything else that strikes your fancy ;)
2004-03-04 08:37:33 PM  
Haha..ethernet76 hope you're kidding..otherwise..

[image from too old to be available]

2004-03-04 08:38:07 PM  
Speaking of that Kiss poster... i never knew what to do with my left arm either... always ends up all numb and tingly.
2004-03-04 08:38:12 PM  
whats wrong with tubgirl? I'd hit it.

/not really
2004-03-04 08:38:53 PM  
OK - I have a Hegre account but can't find this series. I was warned about blindness. Anyone know who and when these two are?
2004-03-04 08:38:58 PM  
No you're not, bonedaddy. I almost threw up. I believe it was entitled farker's revenge or something like that. Don't scroll down, folks. I'm 10000000% serious about that.
2004-03-04 08:39:02 PM  
Oh boy, i cant wait till i get home. Damn work and their rules.
2004-03-04 08:40:01 PM  
Interesting. For some strange reason no one commented on the misspelled caption. Hmm...
2004-03-04 08:40:08 PM  
I thought, "hottest? how?". Then I saw it, it ranks up there pretty high .
2004-03-04 08:40:21 PM  
2004-03-04 08:38:07 PM Spanish Inquisition

Speaking of that Kiss poster... i never knew what to do with my left arm either... always ends up all numb and tingly.

You going for "the stranger" effect?
2004-03-04 08:40:26 PM  
macker - that's Luba and she's Petter Hegre's wife, there's nothing preteen about that woman. I'd be surprised if she's even a still a teen.
2004-03-04 08:41:08 PM  
farked again
2004-03-04 08:41:20 PM  
For the love of jeebus, do NOT scroll to the bottom of that page! I'm serious!
2004-03-04 08:41:34 PM  
They look like 2 greasy hotdogs.
2004-03-04 08:42:36 PM  
Gotterdammerung well I've got the trust fund anyway. Suppose I can buy the other.
2004-03-04 08:42:37 PM  
NSFW links should have NSFW on them. That being said, if you get fired for clicking on a boobies link that is NSFW, but also unmarked, look on the bright side. You were going to get fired eventually anyway because you're a total dumbass.
2004-03-04 08:42:49 PM  

/shoving a hot fire poker into my eyes
2004-03-04 08:43:50 PM  
Oh snap. I think someone made a "Gone in 60 Seconds" reference in here.
2004-03-04 08:44:11 PM  
Wow... first domo kun gave me my boobies back, then he gave me tubgirl. I feel satisfied and violated. And very very sick
2004-03-04 08:44:26 PM  
the pic at the bottom loaded first.....I'm emotionally scarred now..Thanks a shiatload mods!! But the greasy chicks looked good though.
2004-03-04 08:45:19 PM  
CNFSN, if you want to learn some HMTL check out foamingpipesnake's bio, he has a short lesson at the bottom of the page.
2004-03-04 08:45:30 PM  
"Farkers have clicked on the above link 19764 times"

We killed it, everyone!
2004-03-04 08:45:47 PM  
Definitely the greasiest pic ever...
2004-03-04 08:46:10 PM  
the picture at the bottom of the page has the genitals blurred out. well, thank you for that. i wouldn't want to see anything children shouldn't see
2004-03-04 08:46:16 PM  
I been hypmotized!
2004-03-04 08:48:26 PM  
The tubgirl thing is really hilarious. Imagine that somebody, someplace actually digs that. Living close to Germany as I do I would bet he's not that far from here....
2004-03-04 08:52:39 PM  
fark. i should've read the comments before i scrolled.

excuse me, i have to gouge out my eyes now.
2004-03-04 08:53:08 PM  
Wow you mother farkers have annihilated my server! w00t
2004-03-04 08:53:09 PM  
Nice pic on the bottom. I'm still laughing. I can now say I've reached the end of the internet. Always wondered what it looked like...
2004-03-04 08:53:14 PM  

macker - that's Luba and she's Petter Hegre's wife, there's nothing preteen about that woman. I'd be surprised if she's even a still a teen.

I thought I read somewhere that she was, but I wasn't sure.

Welp, I've gotta be going, so, until tomorrow, take care all you Farkers. Oh, and let me leave you with this, since this Boobies post was a little short on the quantity, and the scat shot at the bottom of the page (that I, thankfully, didn't see) counts as negative boobies points:

Hopefully she looks a little older to you here, CNFSN and macker. (Not even remotely safe for work)
2004-03-04 08:53:18 PM  
The pic on the bottom is the infamous "tubgirl." She's been around for a while, forever scarring her image into our fragile retinas.

I have a "friend" who loves to send me links to that kinda shiat (no pun intended) and stuff like pictures of a bunch of 65+ men having an orgy. (shudders) What a friend...

/plotting revenge on scary picture people
2004-03-04 08:57:27 PM  
2004-03-04 08:53:18 PM 1lessthanUsual

I have a "friend" who loves to send me links to that kinda shiat (no pun intended) and stuff like pictures of a bunch of 65+ men having an orgy. (shudders) What a friend...

Yeah, I hate when people do that.
2004-03-04 08:57:58 PM  
Thanks Alexis, that definately helped numb the pain.

That chick is freakin' gorgeous but the fact that she's married to the guy taking the pictures kinda feels like he's taunting me. Stupid highschool bullies and their cameras >:(
2004-03-04 09:01:27 PM  
Z_Karma, PortWineBoy, Lord Darkblade and anyone else:

Aria / Tera pics
2004-03-04 09:07:09 PM  
i was gonna be sarcastic and post a picture of lava but damn...

that is hella hot yo.

I'd hit it, if i didn't slip off.
2004-03-04 09:07:21 PM  
Well now...there's a fine example of a sandwich in need of meat....

2004-03-04 09:08:05 PM  
This sucks...Now I'm horny!
2004-03-04 09:09:44 PM  
oooh....Guy like....

2004-03-04 09:10:53 PM  
Meh, this just doesn't compare to an empty toilet paper tube.
2004-03-04 09:12:14 PM  
Thanks Binary1!
2004-03-04 09:12:26 PM  
Canoe full of moose meat?

/some farker said that in a boobies like 6 months ago
2004-03-04 09:13:25 PM  
tubgirl.... farks revenge, hah. shame on you
2004-03-04 09:16:23 PM  
The only pic left on that link appears to be the very disgusting one at the bottom of the thread. Fark needs to pull this picture down IMHO.

/some stuff is un-fark-like, this qualifies as such
2004-03-04 09:20:23 PM  
I have the same affliction of laziness, CNFSN. Not a good combination with drinking I might add! There is one thing that I am not lazy at though...
2004-03-04 09:20:37 PM  
One word:
(maybe two)
2004-03-04 09:21:58 PM  
Re: The "Scroll Down" Picture

Jesus Christ. That's the first online photo I've ever seen that's made me want to vomit almost immediately. I think a lot of it was the extreme contrast with the linked picture.
2004-03-04 09:22:14 PM  

2004-03-04 09:22:21 PM  
i knew March was going to be a good month.
2004-03-04 09:25:23 PM  
Beware the Ides of March.
2004-03-04 09:25:29 PM  

i too would like to stab myself in my eyes right now

2004-03-04 09:26:21 PM  
Help! Help!

My penis and my hand are attacking each other!
2004-03-04 09:26:22 PM  
How the hell did that make FARK? I thought the mods were here for a reason. That's the most disgusing thing I've ever seen. Wake up mods! Scroll to the bottom of the page. Now my eyes are no longer in my head.
2004-03-04 09:27:07 PM  
to repeat:


/shoving a hot fire poker into my eyes

don't forget to flush your cache
2004-03-04 09:27:59 PM  
May God, or whatever being(s) you believe in, bless you!

2004-03-04 09:29:12 PM  
Originally there was a nice pic there... now there is just a fountain of stuff... Glad I have a very poor memory or that would haunt me for a long time.
2004-03-04 09:31:07 PM  
yeah that sh*t face thang was a bit over the top
2004-03-04 09:31:55 PM  
*21:27...Wow Hiyme, that is one fine picture of two beautiful ladies.

*21:28...Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. (deep breath) fap fap fap fap. Dang, I don't think this picture will do it for me anymore. Lets see what else is on the page.

*21:30...I'll just scroll down. JEEBUS FARKING GIBSON! I don't think I'll ever be able to achieve an erection. Ever again. Someone please send me some Cialis. I've got a date tomorrow, and that picture has done more to scar my libido than prison rape scenes and priest paedophillia combined! Those sneaky bastars!
2004-03-04 09:32:16 PM  
Why the hell did I give up fapping for lent? Damn I reeeeeaaaly need to kill some kittens.
2004-03-04 09:33:03 PM  
I don't drink as much as I used to, still very far away from being an alcoholic. Besides that, there are plenty of things I do that make baby jebus cry!
2004-03-04 09:33:39 PM  
I geuss no one bothered to look at the rest of the page!Talk about some nasty shiat.I mean that literaly guys plain nasty and really gross.Cant believe you all didnt see what I wish i never had!
IF i find out who posted that im gonna poke out their eyes like i wish someone would mine
2004-03-04 09:35:48 PM  
CyberJeff I usually use the excuse that I was trying to relieve a charliehorse, but to each their own!
2004-03-04 09:36:16 PM  
"there is a disturbance in the Force -- as if millions of KITTENS were crying out..."
2004-03-04 09:36:18 PM  
I'll take the blond please.
2004-03-04 09:36:34 PM  
Okay, I will not scroll down.

Will someone summarize the photo?

I am darned curious
2004-03-04 09:36:56 PM  
damn dont you mod,s check these sites out first.just linking the pic would of been cool but now im not sure i'll ever trust another boobies link.and that makes me and jesus want to kill someone
2004-03-04 09:37:07 PM  
binary1 : dude.. i love hegre.. and those pictures are awesome.. I think I will use every single one and have my desktop rotate them every 5 minutes. Absoutely amazing. Ive been wanting to draw women lately.. more abstract from the neck to the thights.. mostly below the tits to the upper thighs is what I am interested in drawing and these pics definately make me want to draw that! DAYAM!!
2004-03-04 09:37:14 PM  
i have been irreparably damaged and will now have to contact my attorney to seek punitive damages
2004-03-04 09:38:41 PM  
superskeptic you dont want to know trust me......please
2004-03-04 09:39:30 PM  
It's certainly hot. Look how much they are sweating....
2004-03-04 09:39:39 PM  
CNFSN, you actually admit to fapping? Women rarely do that(admit to it that is).
2004-03-04 09:41:46 PM  
LOL!!!.. dont scroll down!.. hehe.. never saw the original site so I decided to scroll down. Saw that. That is one of the nastiest pics Ive ever seen on the internet. Have seen it several times before. Just about the only other one that Is as bad is the guy from who is bent over pulling his asshole apart like 5 inches. That one is pretty farking bad.

However, I saw another bad video a couple months ago.. about 30 sec vid of a bald guy ADULT guy sticking half of his head into a womans pussy. That was amazing and sick at the same time.

/been on the internet too long..
2004-03-04 09:42:41 PM  
I guess you would have to call it "flapping"!
2004-03-04 09:42:42 PM  
Hot - Yes Ever - No
2004-03-04 09:42:58 PM  
ugh, where did those pictures in the comments come from..... ugh.... one completely covers all of the top five or ten comments.

/still quivering

2004-03-04 09:45:58 PM  
Do you think the tubgirl picture is real?
2004-03-04 09:46:04 PM  
seems fark just got farked hope the fcc dont see this thread
2004-03-04 09:48:28 PM  
that stuff towards the end is pretty weird.... the two girls were lovely, tho. :D
2004-03-04 09:48:42 PM  
Clicked the link BEFORE checking posts, and scrolled down accordingly. Before I go soak my eyballs in bleach, is the beave-blurring in that shot supposed to be some kind of statement of irony?
/chunders violently into desk drawer
2004-03-04 09:50:01 PM  
No.. according to the Elle McPhereson thread from yesterday, for women, its "diddling" ?.. hehe Guys do fapping because thats what it sounds like sometimes "fap fap fap"...

Anyway, I highly doubt I could find a girl to pose for me that is really fit and doesnt want me to pay. I am very intrigued by the muscle structure and beautiful curves on the whole middle section of ladies. Very beautiful and amazing. I just really want to draw it.
2004-03-04 09:50:13 PM  
I'm a male, thought the name would give that away but apparently not. I need to put a pic in my bio to avoid confusion, don't want guys sending me email hitting on me or anything.
2004-03-04 09:51:06 PM  
I'll concur the sentiment:


I will never be the same. I think I'm going to go scrub my bathtub.
2004-03-04 09:51:52 PM  
NSFW would have been a nice part of that title
2004-03-04 09:53:11 PM  
Occam's Razor. If it's not real, then somebody spent a LOT of time and effort on creating a highly realistic image of...augh...
/re-opens desk drawer and chunders again
2004-03-04 09:53:29 PM  
Oh God, why did I scroll down on that link???!??!

Is that Tubgirl, incidently?
2004-03-04 09:53:31 PM  
The whole series available in

This is a community service announcement :)
2004-03-04 09:53:46 PM  
Jesus Christ guys, it's just the same old farking tubgirl picture. What, did you just get the intarweb yesterday or something?
2004-03-04 09:54:33 PM  
Vreenak was about to note that...

[image from too old to be available]

They're Faaaaaake!

...but then he scrolled down.

Fortunately he had something in his fist with which to pulverize his eyes.
2004-03-04 09:55:06 PM  
"2004-03-04 09:50:13 PM teabag bandit
I'm a male, thought the name would give that away but apparently not. I need to put a pic in my bio to avoid confusion, don't want guys sending me email hitting on me or anything."

That would never happen
2004-03-04 09:55:16 PM  
to the posterof this picture
thank you,thank you,thank you.time to go fap.
this one calls for baby oil.
2004-03-04 09:55:28 PM  
2004-03-04 09:55:53 PM  
Nooooooooooooooooo....I had just gotten those images of Tubgirl scrubbed out of my brain...she strikes again!
2004-03-04 09:56:10 PM  
at the risk of bannation this gets on but the 9/11 campaign gets quashed what is the world coming to
2004-03-04 09:57:33 PM  
The hot pic loaded after an other pic. Do not look at other pic....

bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
2004-03-04 09:58:13 PM  
I feel special in that I've fapped to that picture for months.

2004-03-04 09:59:09 PM  
I don't know about the plastic. All 4 of them look real (nice) to me. Perhaps I'm going blind from surfing all the boobies links on Fark
2004-03-04 10:00:46 PM  
How would your login give that way? Is teabag some kind of dirty innuendo?

Read this and you'll understand.

BTW, nice pic.
2004-03-04 10:01:02 PM  

FAP FAP FAP is not painful, quite the contrary, it feels good! It depends on the situation but it can sound different at different times. Anyway, what would you call the sound of female masturbation? Im going out on a limb and saying tsch tsch tsch tsch... really fast. ... maybe ... er.. i cant even figure out how to write out that sound! But damn its nice.. and fun to watch when its a real woman.. now some porn star.. not that I object to watching fake orgasms by porn stars....
2004-03-04 10:01:08 PM  
It's not just the boobies that look plastic. The bodies look pretty Mattel-issued as well.

Not hot, unless you're really into RealDoll.
2004-03-04 10:01:24 PM  
I'm a straight guy, but for god sakes put some non-gay weeners on Fark for once, please. Just for a change of pace.
2004-03-04 10:01:43 PM  
Are those real people? They look like Barbie dolls or something.
2004-03-04 10:02:08 PM  

Right here =)

Tell me what you need.
2004-03-04 10:03:24 PM  
2004-03-04 09:59:59 PM CNFSN

We need more weeners, can I get an amen?

One weener is enough for me, thanks. Oh...that's not what you meant.
2004-03-04 10:03:46 PM  
HEY MODS please send me the money for therapy .cause Im even more disturbed than I already was and that is one hell of a feat for me.I mean fark fark fark fark fark my eyes are still burning!bastard poster person.the top was nice just dont scroll down
2004-03-04 10:03:55 PM  
Ahh, good ol' Tubgirl makes another stealthy squirtastic appearance.
2004-03-04 10:04:28 PM  
Er.. no kidding, how can there be this many people on the intarweb who haven't been tubgirled?

(I'd almost rather look at tubgirl than Alexis's chick, jesus christ she needs to eat a dump truck full of sandwiches, that is just disgusting.)
2004-03-04 10:04:59 PM  
they're all....ahhhhhhhh..........oily.......hehe......oily
2004-03-04 10:05:10 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2004-03-04 10:06:23 PM  
From the series "Two Shaven Angels" in the member's section of

The series "Two Shaven Angels"? At first I thought they were talking about TV. I wonder what network that would be...
2004-03-04 10:07:53 PM  
That book is a best seller, GunBoy!
2004-03-04 10:09:49 PM  
2004-03-04 08:28:18 PM Parrywinkle

Yeah the one is hot, but the other woman is a mutant she has a big toe that is shorter than the toes next to it.
"Jesus feet"
2004-03-04 10:11:24 PM  
"[TwitchOSX- There**]"

What does that mean?...

Also.. what does "-loud chick innuendo-" mean?

Im intrigued!

2004-03-04 10:11:56 PM  
2004-03-04 08:53:18 PM 1lessthanUsual

I have a "friend" who loves to send me links to that kinda shiat (no pun intended) and stuff like pictures of a bunch of 65+ men having an orgy.
Ah yes, the infamous "Lemon Party" picture. Ick.
2004-03-04 10:12:01 PM  
I am the bandit of it because during "special relations", I would try to sneak this action into the mix. Didn't work much though, most of the women I have dated are prudes.
2004-03-04 10:16:04 PM  
Heyyyy. Don't you kids be turning this into one of Kevbo's drooling flirt sessions here. :)
2004-03-04 10:17:24 PM  

...that is all.
2004-03-04 10:18:03 PM  
there is a sound to female masturbating, it sounds mostly like heavy breathing and moans to me.

Usually the panting and moaning turns me on more during sex than the actual humping.
2004-03-04 10:18:39 PM  
Heavy breathing and moaning is definately part of female masturbation... I know this, and it is awesome. Anyway, send me your phone number and I will give you a call =)

2004-03-04 10:19:59 PM  

Kevbo would be proud. :)
2004-03-04 10:22:01 PM  
Shot down!
2004-03-04 10:23:03 PM  
You crack me up, Doonyman!
2004-03-04 10:23:12 PM  
Not being rude or anything. Just want to talk to somebody.. seriously. Recently broke up with girlfriend of 3 years and am pretty depressed. It sucks and just want some friends to talk to. Thats cool if you dont want to chat like that. We still have fark! =) =(
2004-03-04 10:24:21 PM  
There are 4 lights!! And I would hit them all!!

[image from too old to be available]
2004-03-04 10:25:01 PM  
Its all good. I still got my TV... not that there is much on....
2004-03-04 10:25:30 PM  

About ten years, not to mention you both live on opposite sides of the continent!
2004-03-04 10:26:21 PM  
Sorry I mentioned it. No worries. Thought I would take a shot. Have not checked your profile. Will do that now. Latez

2004-03-04 10:28:59 PM  

You're a HS farkette anyway aren't you? Could have sworn that you mentioned that the other day.
2004-03-04 10:29:49 PM  
Im 23. In southern oregon. I know nobody, I go to work at 9am, come home at 5:30pm, and watch TV and play video games until I go to bed. Its really sad. I need to get out, but again I have no friends here so its hard to go and do anything. I dont really care where my freinds are so.. talking to somebody anywhere is cool to me. Anyway.. I understand... Take it easy,,

2004-03-04 10:30:39 PM  

2004-03-04 10:37:45 PM  

I kinda found the comments below the pic funny.

'Specially this gem:


"DEECE" is my new ironic cool word.

BTW, what eye-burning pic did I miss at the bottom of that page???
2004-03-04 10:43:21 PM  
LOL the comments under the pic are hilarious!:

"Fark Rules!
Fark sux!
My kitten just died.
Thank GOD I ain't a homo!"
2004-03-04 10:43:45 PM  
suction cup... nice

this was the best part of my day
2004-03-04 10:43:48 PM  
Lol, no problem. That picture was too awesome for everyone not to see.
2004-03-04 10:44:48 PM  
I was just looking at that a couple of days ago, and thinking that it doesn't look too Hegre-like... But HOTDAMNNN!
2004-03-04 10:47:27 PM  
I'm failing to see plastic just straight soft flesh.... mmmmm
2004-03-04 10:50:11 PM  
Yee HAW!
2004-03-04 10:51:46 PM  
MC Escher would be proud.
2004-03-04 10:53:49 PM  
I don't know what's sadder:

the people making Star Trek references...

...or the fact that I get them.
2004-03-04 11:01:35 PM  
I am truely sorry for I have depleated the worlds supply of kittens looking at this picture. I have also caused myself horrific friction burns.
2004-03-04 11:01:35 PM  
Ever? More like hottest picture posted on Fark's main page between 6:00pm and 10:00pm CST. Fake boobies (i.e. big blob-like pancake boobies that don't slide back towards the pits while laying on their back) suck.
2004-03-04 11:07:51 PM  
ya, it's hot and everything, but where are their penises???
2004-03-04 11:09:47 PM  
Fark says the link was viewed about 50,000 times while the web page says it has been viewed about 41,000 times.

It sounds like someone is exaggerating or maybe a bunch of farkers got a second look at it from their cache.

You know, just to verify it was as hot as it first appeared....
2004-03-04 11:10:26 PM  
holy macaroni
2004-03-04 11:15:36 PM  
lame...stupid and contrived
2004-03-04 11:27:26 PM  
they look like they just rolled around in a pit of McD's french fries.
2004-03-04 11:30:01 PM  
Thank you God!

/Animal House
2004-03-04 11:30:49 PM  
In case you missed him the first time around...

[image from too old to be available]
2004-03-04 11:37:30 PM  
wtf why is my server still running. insane
2004-03-04 11:45:08 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2004-03-04 11:53:25 PM  
What cracks me up (as much as I'm disgusted by it) is that they blurred her genitalia. Kind of stupid for a picture that's already indescribably revolting.
2004-03-04 11:54:55 PM  
OF COURSE it's Hegre. No lippage. Hegre never shows lippage. What a puss.
2004-03-04 11:58:27 PM  
MMMmmmMmmmmmm McD's french fries!!!
2004-03-04 11:59:12 PM  
female mastrubation:
Finger skating.
2004-03-05 12:08:31 AM  
2004-03-05 12:10:42 AM  

Freaking genius Trek refrence!!

You'll be receiving my bill to replace the moniter that was just spewed with coffee. ^_-
2004-03-05 12:11:21 AM  
I like all those popups... those were great!
2004-03-05 12:11:53 AM  
See ya in hell Fluffy!
2004-03-05 12:12:08 AM  
Unbelievably hot.
2004-03-05 12:13:35 AM  
Dude, someone flag that link, it's very, very loud & browser crashes!
2004-03-05 12:14:37 AM  
yaaaay, gay porno!!!
2004-03-05 12:14:47 AM  
And an unsecured server is exactly why Opera OWNS!

All i have to do is click the forward button on my mouse to go the next pic... :D :D :D
2004-03-05 12:39:34 AM  
Serves me right for reading the page before looking at the comments here. Yes, I did scroll down. Do. Not. Scroll. Down.

Maybe its gone now, I'm not about to check back and see.
2004-03-05 12:50:25 AM  
Beware Java virus! My browser started dancing around, moments before my antivirus software had a fit.
2004-03-05 12:58:06 AM  
How about people have some decency and stop screwing with the comments thing on there
2004-03-05 12:58:32 AM  
The file / cannot be found. Please check the location and try again.
2004-03-05 01:02:18 AM  
conjoined twins?
2004-03-05 01:06:02 AM  

2004-03-05 01:07:41 AM


2004-03-05 01:12:24 AM  
Yes, it's a great pic....FAP, FAP and all that stuff. I love it. I've also seen it before.
Please tell me why a pic from HEGRE, that anybody can find, gets greenlighted while a great story I submitted about Bush has yet to be seen.
I think the Admins sucketh when it comes to posting ......
And you guys want me to pay for Total Fark? Those of us who waste our time submitting are already getting "Farked".....TOTALLY!
I'm done now. Good night.
2004-03-05 01:16:14 AM  
I have money on airbrushed, fake knockers, and umm .. totally out of my farking league.
2004-03-05 01:21:01 AM  
Headline was right. Tubgirl is HOTTEST PIC EVAR!!!

/I fap to dogs shiatting on my lawn...those...dirty...dogs!!!OOOOoooOOOHHhAAAhHH!mmmmmm....
2004-03-05 01:22:49 AM  
You have problems if you think that Bush posts are better than Boobies posts.. especially 'hegre' posts. MUCH better than BUSH posts. Psycho...
2004-03-05 01:24:19 AM  
2004-03-05 02:24:16 AM  
IF YOU HAVE A HEGRE ACCOUNT, here's a link to the 125-pic series:

If you need to be reminded that this is NSFW, you are too stupid to have a job. Duh, I say unto thee, duh.
2004-03-05 02:49:41 AM  
I looked at this earlier and didn't even notice this 'tubgirl' what was so awful about her?
2004-03-05 02:52:02 AM  
Doesn't do a thing for me..(no i'm not gay)(seriously, I like womens' naughty parts)
2004-03-05 03:07:42 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2004-03-05 07:21:06 AM  
2004-03-05 07:26:01 AM  
Looks too plastic. Almost like my "Real Doll" collection.
2004-03-05 07:52:02 AM  
NO ONE can find the whole series?

/losing faith in the power of Fark
2004-03-05 08:31:25 AM  
Soooooooooooooo gay. My boobs are bigger. Etc etc etc.

/hee hee
2004-03-05 08:53:37 AM  
ahhhh. luba, thx Alexis
2004-03-05 10:17:57 AM  
i think I'll put this pic in my best friends gurl-friends car. I wonder wat will say?
2004-03-05 10:20:33 AM  
lastmeasure, damn...mine eyes doth bleed...
2004-03-05 10:20:59 AM  
Dude, they are real.

2004-03-05 10:26:57 AM  
Arrrrggghhhh...I've gone YEARS managing to dodge the Tubgirl pic just because of the reputation it has. (I wasn't so lucky with And yet, last night, I saw it...

Sweet God, I saw it!!!!

/plunges knitting needles into his eyes
2004-03-05 10:35:11 AM  
Freaking genius Trek refrence!!

Just doin' my part to make Vreenak a new cliche. No boobie thread is safe...
2004-03-05 10:50:27 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2004-03-05 10:50:44 AM  

Listen people, I'm a guy not a girl. The reason behind the name and the email addy is I've been one of the biggest Stevie Nicks fans since the mid seventies. Please don't send requests for pics. Every request will result in my cat getting poked with a fork. And we don't want that.

LOL. love the cat part.
2004-03-05 10:57:01 AM  
what? no mirrors? come on people, work with me here...
2004-03-05 11:53:26 AM  

/realizes he could go back to having a life, but decides against it in the end
2004-03-05 11:55:41 AM  
the site must have crashed - it won't open here
2004-03-05 01:43:25 PM  
A little off topic, but does anyone have a recommendation for some freeware that will let me easily download a group of files from a site? Using Windows and IE.
2004-03-05 02:01:18 PM  

Not quite a solution, but similar:
Submit the URL to (or any other Fusker site mentioned on
2004-03-05 02:13:44 PM  
my server = farked. Lol was good while it lasted
"Your server on Thursday, March 4, 2004, at 10:11:46 PM PST was saturating our network. Your server was doing 6.5MBps and went to 7.1MBps when another customer reduced there bandwidth usage. If your server was not un-plugged, the bandwidth usage of your server would have increased. We also have the graph of the bandwidth usage aswell. There is a fee for excessive bandwidth usage of $75 per MBits over the bandwidth stated with your package."
2004-03-05 02:51:18 PM  
2004-03-05 05:00:11 PM  
servers down, so could like drew or someone take the link down?
2004-03-05 05:07:12 PM  
2004-03-05 06:13:55 PM  
Beautiful. And I missed that lovely tubgirl.

that biatch.
2004-03-05 06:28:11 PM  
Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing.
2004-03-05 06:58:08 PM  
tubgirl...oh my god
2004-03-05 08:41:28 PM  
Can anyone PLEASE tell me a photo-shop program that I can use BESIDES the $600.00 Adobe Photoshop? I want to be able to take ...say my bro-n-laws head and put it onto a donkey!Also,how do you do that?I have heard something about layers,is that how?
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