At least they used a flattering picture of her. Creepy.

she looks coked up out of her mind in that photo.....

she is a total crazy fark!

level_zero,

you beat me to it, I was going to say the same thing, damn, she is zinged out of her gord.

winona's got big brown beaver- Primus

Lame excuse! Jail the biatch!

NO I'M NOT ON DRUGS:

I beleive her. Yes I do. Beatlejuice Beatlejuice beatlejuice!

Wait! Isn't that a recent picture of Michael Jackson also?

Ignoring that picture.... She's still hot and therefore innocent.

I love how they quote some random psychologist who gives a full explanation about what caused Winona to do this even though she knows nothing about her and has probably never met her.

Yeah, the movie's called "I was a Drug Abusing Klepto."

The shrink says it's a cry for help from a confused and lonely individual. Now don't you all feel bad for the mean things you said? Yeah, me neither.

In more troubling news for Winona, mythical Greek goddess Medusa has begun legislation against her for illegal use of her head.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

if Rebecca whatever gets off for running a kid over and leaving the scene... Winona will most likely be given the stolen merchandise and issued an apology. utter bullshiat.

Someone's lying! This morning her lawyer said she had receipts for all the merchandise.

She seems thorough. If she ever has a role where she needs to suck dick, she can come to me and I will help her practice.

I think she needs to be in a prison movie, and she can practice her role in.....

Lucky she doesn't live in afghanistan or she would be minus a hand and foot about now. Boxing Helena springs to mind.

money and fame doesn't change the fact that she's just a human being, like the rest of us. Not saying that she should get a light sentence if convicted; just that having all that she has doesn't mean that she isn't hurting inside. And i am pretty sure all this press ain't helping.

(and you think they could at least have gotten a better picture of her)

Oh my little jailbird... I forgive you. Please come home.

THE MUGSHOT! I WANT TO SEE THE MUGSHOT!!

she deserves the benefit of the doubt

unless you were forced to watch autumn in new york
after that painful movie I say she should just be locked up and kept from making any more movies like that.

This is what caught my attention:

"...helping herself to socks, hair clips, a handbag and at least one garment, perhaps a scarf, worth a total of $4,760"

Holy Fark! Who's really doing the robbing here?

Goatman -

Oh, I agree, she's been a naughty naughty girl. In fact, many of Hollywood's current batch of starlets are naughty. I think we should round them all up and recreate the castle scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

"Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!"
"And after the spanking ... the oral sex."

Crack whore! hahahahahah

She must have a very depressing, rough, sad life, being she has a 3 million dollar mansion with a whole lot of drugs. Woe is her, she has my sympathy. Boo hoo

Probably Paul Westerberg too.

Yup, and when guys rape women, it's practice for what's gonna happen to them in jail

"It had nothing to do with money, and everything to do with getting relief from all her troubles," said New Jersey-based psychiatrist Patricia Farrell. "She was feeding her hurt emotions. She was unable to make good judgment. She acted irrationally because she was in great pain and feeling lonely."

In other words, cut her loose because she is "hurting", "acting out", "poor judgement". She needs to be let go because she is special, i.e., a movie star.

Throw up. Stealing is stealing.

Quote from "Beetlejuice: "I myself am...strange and unusual..."

Appolonia used the "movie research" excuse a few years ago when she was busted trying to score a bag o' dope in NY. Winona has joined illustrious company.

i will pune-ish her with my trouser snake

Ok now she should do research for her next movie. The one where she has unending unbridled unprotected sex for a year with someone not entirely unlike me.

A celebrity? SHOPLIFTING?!? Stop the world, I want to get off! Wow, NEWS!

Hot damn, can someone tell me when the celebrities do more stupid and mundane things like regular people? Cause I want to know!

Aargh! I haven't checked Yahoo lately, and guess what greets my eyes?
A larger version of that scary photo above.
Click and be terrified
I don't know if it's in the English version or not. I know there's a lot of things that don't make it there because of the PC Police. This certainly qualifies as "Keep the children from sleeping tonight" material.

The really scary part of that photo:

that's not her tongue she's chewing on!

Trapezoid, if you're reading this, grab that photo for your next animutation.

I hope she is banned from the movie making business for ever. She is an ugly untalented alternative latté drinking sack of bones