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(Some Jihad)   Group threatens to remove Fb-'s very existence from the web   ( divider line
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8621 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Dec 2001 at 8:34 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-17 08:36:50 AM  
2001-12-17 08:40:37 AM  
2001-12-17 08:41:51 AM  
A just cause indeed.

First stop, bomb AOL`s servers.
2001-12-17 08:45:51 AM  
:( poor fb-
2001-12-17 08:46:40 AM  
2001-12-17 08:47:06 AM  
the more you talk about him...
2001-12-17 08:47:21 AM  
Wait..., We need our "Whipping boy"!
2001-12-17 08:49:20 AM  
Fb is the most consistent person here on Fark, not some wishy-washy jump on the bandwagon sheep.
You should all try to be more like Fb.
2001-12-17 08:50:16 AM  
Perhaps you can be like him when you grow up SFOTW.

Just keep banging your head off a wall 10 times daily and you can.
2001-12-17 08:50:31 AM  
I think it's far more fun keeping him around and making him dance. Not that he's that good at dancing, but there's something about watching him humiliate himself in public that's addictive.
2001-12-17 08:52:03 AM  
Goatman went in the big boy potty!
he gets 3 stickers today!

2001-12-17 08:52:22 AM  
my father with weather all attacks, even if he is a bastard.
2001-12-17 08:52:51 AM  
Its facinating isnt it, like watching a train wreck in slow motion over and over again.

The weird thing is he never catches on, even when we tell him.
2001-12-17 08:53:29 AM  
Moo mooo, moo moo mooooo moooo mooooo moomoo mooo!
2001-12-17 08:54:34 AM  

Only thing you can make dance are the lice feeding off the herpes sores in your parasite infested crotch.
2001-12-17 08:55:43 AM  
See what I mean, he just gets more purile.
2001-12-17 08:55:58 AM  
It is early and I'm very young
2001-12-17 08:57:38 AM  

Seriously, you are the only guys dancing. I love seeing you come in day after day getting all hot and bothered over everything I say. It's almost as amusing and watching you, Goatman and Rei scream and cry every single day about how you want the US to do things your way.

It's like watching a little baby cry because mommie won't let him eat pudding cups.
2001-12-17 08:58:51 AM  
more Cow.
less Harmonia.

can the web site do that?
2001-12-17 08:59:23 AM  
I'm getting to you today arn't I

Have too much happy juice last night? is that why you are getting miffed today?
2001-12-17 09:00:23 AM  

Well, another Johnny come lately thinking they something about me, and something about Fark.

[image from too old to be available]
2001-12-17 09:00:45 AM  
That red X is for you!
2001-12-17 09:01:13 AM  
Whats even funnier is that it takes 2 to harass Fb- and the both of them only do a mediocre job at best. It doesn't even get interesting until-==- shows up.
2001-12-17 09:02:52 AM  
Cool, the filter catches image names too.
Good call.
excellent filter work Mike.
2001-12-17 09:03:14 AM  
Well, you people can go about getting Fb- off the net with this method, I just bought this voodoo doll kit.

[image from too old to be available]

Hey Fb- is your foot hurting yet???
2001-12-17 09:04:28 AM  
Personally, I like Fb-

None of the rest of you can even come close to his shiat-talking skills, he is lots of fun to read :)
2001-12-17 09:04:58 AM  
Ah, he's harmless.

Besides, Rei, Harmonia, and Goatman are the only people to which he pays any attention.

Now getting rid of CAP, that would be something...
2001-12-17 09:05:15 AM  
sfotw, that pic in your bio still gives me the chills
2001-12-17 09:05:35 AM  
And a lovely red x it is.

Do I expose you so easily you have to hide?

I would call that, Harmonia 1 SFOTW 0
2001-12-17 09:06:53 AM  
somebody still doesn't have a clue do they.
2001-12-17 09:07:34 AM  

morning farkers. you guys are at this fb- stuff awful early. fb-: I think you have some groupies, bro.

midgettossa sips his coffee, wishes he had some fark groupies
2001-12-17 09:10:26 AM  
2001-12-17 09:13:17 AM  
and the crap slinging has begun
2001-12-17 09:14:07 AM  
Idiot-proof Web? NEVER! We have a saying here at work: make something idiot-proof and someone else will invent a better idiot. So far, we've been proven right. Methinks that idiots seem to be the exception to the "survival of the fittest" rule.

That being said, I am not calling you an idiot, Fb-.
2001-12-17 09:14:08 AM  
SFOTW=0 Harmonia=2
2001-12-17 09:14:33 AM  
this is gonna be a good one
2001-12-17 09:14:37 AM  

Unfortunatly I bought the voodoo doll form a discount witchcraft outlet, Sorry Midgettossa, you must live in close proximity to the cognative distorted one.
2001-12-17 09:17:27 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2001-12-17 09:18:21 AM  
methinks some people here a way too sensitive... stay puft will ya? jeebz!
2001-12-17 09:18:56 AM  
Easy people.
Don't you guys ordinarilly ease into this?
How can there be a climax if you start at the peak?
How about abit of soft gently caressing before going at it hammer and tongs?
A bit of fore play makes it better for everybody.
2001-12-17 09:19:12 AM  
2001-12-17 09:19:51 AM  
B_boy sometimes you need to grudge fark
2001-12-17 09:19:59 AM  

I thought Harmonia's brain would have more bugs laying eggs on it than that.
2001-12-17 09:21:39 AM  
Moo, moo mooo mooo.
Sfotw 4056 =:)
harmonia 14177 =:(
cow 17178 =:(
Moo mooo mooooo mmooooo mooo mooooo.
Mooo Moooo AOL Mooo Moo.
2001-12-17 09:22:45 AM  
I like how the Stupids think that anyone who disagrees with them/whatever Fb- feeds them automatically brand the opposers as Fb- wannabees.

I think, like most, Fb does have incredible shiat-typing skills. The thing I find amusing is the irony of his exposing other people that genuinely feel the way he expresses, i.e. ultra-conservative American patriots blinded by the media. We had an equivalent over here on a television show. He was called Alf Garnet.
2001-12-17 09:22:45 AM  
What I wonder is what "fb-" means ...

"first boast", perhaps? ... ah ... but the "-" in there ... hmmm .... probably just the trace of a mediocre improvement in grades, from full-frontal crash-n-burn to middling mediocrity ... welcome to the club ...
2001-12-17 09:23:11 AM  
The most plausible I've heard is "FlameBait".
2001-12-17 09:24:46 AM  
2001-12-17 09:27:27 AM  
Fair enough.
I can vision FB- up behind Rei pulling her hair and slapping her uttering the immortal phrase:
"Who's your daddy?"
2001-12-17 09:27:57 AM  
He is a bot Labberdasher, automatically kicks in when there is a lack of contraversy on here.

The multiple exclamation marks are the give away.
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