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(News.com.au)   Homeless couple have sex in town square to protest lack of housing. "Protest" continues in back of police van   (news.com.au) divider line 242
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2004-03-02 10:46:10 AM
If Sweden, the epitome of the cradle-to-volvo-to-grave
welfare state can't even provide enough free government housing for its vagrants, then what other nation in the world can?
 
2004-03-02 10:58:32 AM
Homeless people having sex? Bumfight spinoff?

Sidenote: I read 'onlookers' as 'hookers' and wondered why hookers would be calling the police in offense.
 
2004-03-02 11:12:28 AM
 
2004-03-02 11:12:45 AM
"They had a sign saying 'Even homeless people want to have sex', and then they did," police spokeswoman Carolin Karlsson told AFP. "They even had a dog at the foot of the bed."

For 90 minutes the couple had sex under the covers, before police, summoned by multiple calls from offended onlookers, broke up the party.


Thats awesome. 90 minutes??!!?! A dog watching?!?! That sounds like my weekend!

Oh yeah..

LOLZLZLZLZ!!!!!1!1!1!11!!! WELFARE STATE!! THEY SUCXOR B/C THEY ARE DIFDDERENT!

/rolls eyes.
 
2004-03-02 11:14:55 AM
Homeless people having sex? Sounds like an obvious display of hobo-eroticism.
 
2004-03-02 11:16:35 AM
2004-03-02 11:14:55 AM Nabb1

Thread over, Nabb1 wins!!
 
2004-03-02 11:25:52 AM
Homeless people having sex? Sounds like an obvious display of hobo-eroticism.

Impartial judge awards [+2] points to Nabb1
 
2004-03-02 11:54:44 AM


"Wellll, what have we here?"

*start porno music*

"Did someone call for backup?"
 
2004-03-02 12:21:32 PM
now that's the type of protesting i could get excited about. if that's valid political activism, i'm politically active.
 
2004-03-02 12:23:47 PM
Pics?
/grabs lotion, kleenex, spuds mackenzie doll
 
2004-03-02 12:24:26 PM
Well, and apparently there's a vid out already of it.. Dunno if it's real though.
 
2004-03-02 12:24:39 PM
Arresting officers were finally able to separate the couple only to reveal a thick, mucus-like webbing flecked with coagulated dingleberries, smelling heavily of dumpster drippings marinated in rancid bile, vomit and aged smegma.
 
2004-03-02 12:25:12 PM
Smooky

90 minutes is impressive, especially for the homeless. Maybe they were drunk, and the guy had beer dick going.
 
2004-03-02 12:25:29 PM
Current Temperature in Stockholm: 30 Deg. F
 
2004-03-02 12:25:44 PM
"Ass to ass ! Ass to ass !"
 
2004-03-02 12:25:46 PM
they could have spent those 90 minutes looking for a job to actually be able to afford shelter, like everyone else in the world has to

i hope the police burned that mattress afterwards
 
2004-03-02 12:25:48 PM
Damn you, Nabb1!

I had to switch browser windows and find a story on the bombings in Iraq just so I wouldn't bust out laughing here in the computer lab.

I'd say that's probably the funniest thing I've heard all month (March).
 
2004-03-02 12:26:52 PM
Let me be the first to say...

It ain't news till you got pics. Full length video, even.
 
2004-03-02 12:27:21 PM
Let's hear it for civil disobedience!
 
2004-03-02 12:28:49 PM
sweet! the cops were nice enough to let 'em fool around in the back of the car AND didn't arrest/charge them. we need more cops like that over here. i hate it when people use rules instead of common sense *coughmarijuanapossesioncough*
 
2004-03-02 12:29:13 PM
The mental image of two homeless people gett'n it on is not something I need right now. This needs a 'SICK' tag big time.
 
2004-03-02 12:29:15 PM
Good thing you qualified it as March, Johnny. Not like it was 30-day funny.
 
2004-03-02 12:29:24 PM
fap fap
 
2004-03-02 12:30:20 PM
They have no home but they have a bed?
 
2004-03-02 12:31:46 PM
ahh this bring back memories...

when I lived in Toronto, I went on a night photography walk in the business district, where all the big skyscrapers are, to find interesting urban scenery.

in that part of the downtown core (at least back then) you hardly met anyone, except for the occasional security guard having a cigarette outside.

so I'm walking around when I hear some noise of grunts and rustling cardboard... I turn the corner around a building and I see this refrigerator-sized cardboard box rustling in place, with grunts of sex coming from inside.

my curiosity didnt extend past this view, so I turned around and continued looking for more interesting pictures.
 
2004-03-02 12:31:53 PM
Bow chicka bow - chicka bow wow!!
 
2004-03-02 12:32:01 PM
When I was homeless I did a lot of bed shopping. The salesman said;
"Do you have room for a king?"
I replied "I have all the room in the world."

Good thing they have a dog to protect the bed while they're in the clink. Thank god for shelter.
 
2004-03-02 12:33:27 PM
Stop farking around and get a job, idiots!

/no empathy whatsoever. flames to /dev/null, s'il vous plait
 
2004-03-02 12:33:51 PM
He was protesting all up in that azzzzzz!
 
2004-03-02 12:34:29 PM
For 90 minutes the couple had sex under the covers, before police, summoned by multiple calls from offended onlookers, broke up the party.

If they were being offended by it... why were they looking on?
 
2004-03-02 12:35:18 PM
Did they need to hose them down to get them apart?
 
2004-03-02 12:36:22 PM
My wife calls me a hobosexual. Why? She says I'm a bum fark.
 
2004-03-02 12:37:01 PM
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.homeless?
 
2004-03-02 12:37:24 PM
some pics.. still waiting for the vid to download.




 
2004-03-02 12:37:46 PM
It's good that dude got to finish in the back of the van.
Who wants to be homeless AND have blueballs?
 
2004-03-02 12:38:00 PM
These people should be afforded the same amount of dignity and respect due to any other Hobo Sapien.
 
2004-03-02 12:38:11 PM
"Don't worry, folks. I'm not a stabbin'-people hobo. I'm a fornicatin' hobo."
 
2004-03-02 12:38:19 PM
Alexis

If they were being offended by it... why were they looking on?

They probably needed better fapping material than what's provided in the Song of Songs from the Bible, Alexis. :)
 
2004-03-02 12:38:51 PM
Hmm... possible next photoshop?
 
2004-03-02 12:39:03 PM
Homeless sex? As Madame would say:

P-U-PEE!!!!
 
2004-03-02 12:39:10 PM
Hey, if these people are homeless, where did they get all that stuff?
 
2004-03-02 12:39:20 PM
So... did she take it in the bum?
 
2004-03-02 12:40:06 PM
ChadM89

Hey, if these people are homeless, where did they get all that stuff?

You can actually live off welfare in Sweden, I've heard.
 
2004-03-02 12:40:59 PM
skinink: nice reference....whoops, gotta go, my refrigerator's about to eat me.
 
2004-03-02 12:41:35 PM
Man, In Sweden, even the homeless are hot!

Perhaps we could have a Bum Exchange program.

Here in D.C. we have several toothless ladies who claim to be Ex CIA agents.
 
2004-03-02 12:41:37 PM
It just seems icky, and I think I am rather open minded.
 
2004-03-02 12:43:10 PM
If you got time to have sex in the street, you've got time to look for a job.
 
2004-03-02 12:43:42 PM
"... Singing and jinging a jango,
Stinking to the heavens above ,
Smells like Muskrat Looooooooooooove. "
 
2004-03-02 12:44:34 PM
ChadM89

Hey, if these people are homeless, where did they get all that stuff?

Ikea, of course.

/not that everyone will know what Ikea is...
 
2004-03-02 12:44:45 PM
Fark! That bed is WAAAYYY nicer than mine!
 
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