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(The Smoking Gun)   The Smoking Gun presents a timely photo of Winona Ryder from Jan 2002 Glamour Magazine   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 51
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2001-12-14 12:31:25 PM
Big boobies.
 
2001-12-14 12:31:55 PM
Weeners, woo hoo, winona's a thieving slut.
 
2001-12-14 12:32:09 PM
skeezer. why the hell was she stealing? rich whore.
 
2001-12-14 12:32:25 PM
WOW!!!!Wynona buys off the rack AND carries her own stuff!! Next thing you know famous people will start wiping their own ass after taking a shiat like the rest of us!!I tell ya I grow more n' more optimistic everyday about the fate of humanity when I hear about farkin shiat like this..
 
2001-12-14 12:32:42 PM
nice filter!
 
bug
2001-12-14 12:33:47 PM
Geezo is such a nice kid.
 
2001-12-14 12:33:55 PM


Not shown in Glamour how ever was this photo of her leaving Sax.
 
2001-12-14 12:34:24 PM
"People are afraid of the strange and unusual....I, in fact, am strange and unusual...."
 
2001-12-14 12:37:22 PM
What's getting filtered to Weeners?
 
2001-12-14 12:37:37 PM
Wait a minute, why was that interesting?
 
2001-12-14 12:38:53 PM
Who cares? That photo was obviouly faked by the CIA.
 
TV
2001-12-14 12:40:40 PM
'Girl Interrupted II' starring Winona Ryder and Paula Poundstone coming to a theatre near you! Soundtrack by Mariah Carey!
 
2001-12-14 12:40:45 PM
So when is she gonna stoop to some hardcore action in order to support her drug habbit?
 
2001-12-14 12:42:15 PM
photoshop that! you hosebags
 
2001-12-14 12:47:44 PM
Random Person... Im sure her movie career more than supports her drug habit. How many mainstream actresses do you know of that have actually crossed over to hardcore? I cant think of any. I managed a porn store for 5 years. The going rate for a "scene" in a hardcore movie right now is 600.00.. Im thinking she gets a bit more than that. Dont forget she was in the greatest movie ever. Beetlejuice.
 
2001-12-14 12:49:10 PM
She was framed by Osama. They once dated and she broke up with him and this is his very clever revenge plot.

I guess she didn't like his beard and the fact that he always made her walk behind him when they went out.

Oh yea, and that he lived in a cave and sometimes enjoyed the pleasures of sheep and camels. But who wouldn't enjoy those pleasures!
 
2001-12-14 12:50:44 PM
I still think that she is hot. Ever sence Heathers.
 
2001-12-14 12:50:55 PM
I still love her. Woof.
 
2001-12-14 12:51:08 PM
I read the story elsehwere today and her lawyer says it's all a misunderstanding. She has reciepts to prove she paid and has a legal prescription. My question is, if she had receipts, why was she hauled in, in the first place? I bet the spoiled biatch is guilty.
 
2001-12-14 12:51:36 PM
Winnona = ultimate hot goth chick in Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
 
2001-12-14 12:54:08 PM
You can all fvck off. Winona is mine. Mine mine mine, you hear me?!

Please? God? Santa?
 
2001-12-14 12:57:17 PM
Mrs. Max Load
Random Person... Im sure her movie career more than supports her drug habit. How many mainstream actresses do you know of that have actually crossed over to hardcore?


Um, you call her "mainstream"!?!? What the hell good movie has she been in? Did I miss something!?


Can we at least get a Playboy/Hustler spread then?
I managed a porn store for 5 years.

A woman who managed a porn store!? I'm in love.

Dont forget she was in the greatest movie ever. Beetlejuice.

Now I understand why you worked in a porn store and not in a normal video store... if Beetlejuice tops your list, I see many unsatisfied customers returning angry after one of your piece of shiat reccomendations.
 
2001-12-14 12:58:24 PM
Girl, Incarcerated
 
2001-12-14 01:00:08 PM
Heathers was good (though admittedly not mainstream, perhaps), and Dracula with the laughably talentless Keanu "not gay" Reeves.
 
2001-12-14 01:02:54 PM
Saks to Winona "Your patronage will be greatly missed...."
 
2001-12-14 01:05:40 PM
 
2001-12-14 01:06:53 PM
Random Person...

Um, you call her "mainstream"!?!? What the hell good movie has she been in? Did I miss something!?

She said mainstream, not good... can't believe you would expect the two were synonyms

But ... Some of her other more famous movies: great balls of fire, dracula, little women, reality bites, how to make an american quilt (hate to mention it, but it's true), alien: resurrection, being john malkovich, girl interruped ... you know, just to name a few

(the woman lives in beverly hills after all)
 
2001-12-14 01:08:06 PM
Random: Wow. dude. how hostile. Is this how you react to everyone who comments on your posts?

Mainstream only mean movies that are not pornography. It does not imply that they are GREAT movies.

Did you think of any actress that has done porn to support their drug habit?

I actually did very well with my recommandations. "Hey so and so, that big tit movie you were looking for is in" or "Here is a movie with 100 cum shots, you'll love it". Or is your case, Random, "Here is a movie with nothing but men blowing their own horns, perfect for you." (in case you dont get it.. it means sucking their own)
 
TV
2001-12-14 01:08:38 PM
yes, keanu (along with brendan frasier) must give leg wobbling blow jobs. i can't imagine two less talented people.
 
2001-12-14 01:09:25 PM
Thank you Mikemir.
 
2001-12-14 01:09:39 PM
to clarify .. yes, i looked that up :)
 
2001-12-14 01:10:07 PM
Random Person said;
Um, you call her "mainstream"!?!? What the hell good movie has she been in? Did I miss something!?

'Good movie' is subjective. We don't all like the same stuff. I thought Beetlejuice was a 'good movie'. I thought Titanic sucked dead bears...therefore, to ME, Beetlejuice was better than Titanic. See? Subjective.
Different strokes for different folks.

Mainstream is pretty much just that.
A Hollywood movie [film/flick/whatever...] with known actors in it that plays to a wide audience. Mainstream.
 
2001-12-14 01:11:33 PM
haha ... Mrs. Max Load, I only wish my response to him compared to yours ;)
 
2001-12-14 01:11:53 PM
um... wow!

 
2001-12-14 01:13:19 PM
I guess the drugs thing is that much more believeable .. wtf do you think she was on in that pic?

and do you think they sell it anywhere in Florida? :)
 
2001-12-14 01:13:23 PM
TV,


'leg-wobbling blow jobs !!!!!'

WhOOt !!!!!
 
2001-12-14 01:14:40 PM
Mrs. Max Load
Random: Wow. dude. how hostile. Is this how you react to everyone who comments on your posts?


No one ever comments on my posts.

Mainstream only mean movies that are not pornography. It does not imply that they are GREAT movies.

Ah, I understand now.

Did you think of any actress that has done porn to support their drug habit?

Sorry, I have better things to do with my life than care about actressess lives. Just wishful thinking that's all. I like short-hair, petite, tiny boobied women.

"Here is a movie with nothing but men blowing their own horns, perfect for you."

Is it an instructional video? I've never been able to reach.
 
2001-12-14 01:15:01 PM
Mikemir.. I get very defensive when people question my porn recommending abilities.
 
2001-12-14 01:21:25 PM
Mrs. Max Load
Mikemir.. I get very defensive when people question my porn recommending abilities.


Not to revoke my statement... but I meant that you would recommend shiaty movies in a "normal" video store. Guess another spell of random idiocrity hit me when I typed that sentence.
 
2001-12-14 01:25:09 PM
Random.. yes, you are right. I can watch Night at the Roxbury over and over and over again and laugh my ass off every time. I dont think recommending normal videos is my strong point.
 
2001-12-14 01:50:36 PM
she should be buds with Yasmine Bleeth, Yasmine can provide the drugs, Winona can provide the duds
 
2001-12-14 02:04:28 PM
What's the drug of choice of this brown-eyed long-necked gazelle?

The news mentioned a prescription...
 
2001-12-14 02:47:43 PM
I was hoping for a mugshot.

Vinfinity: Wow? She looks like someone dumped a dark mustard into her hair.
 
2001-12-14 03:27:24 PM
hehe .. just noticed the filename of that is coke.jpg

clears one question up, anyway..


and amen, where the hell is the mug shot? get on with this, farkers
 
2001-12-14 05:00:19 PM
She's hot. I always thought she was too good. I'd fark her now.
 
2001-12-14 05:10:15 PM
So how bad did Howard rip into her this morning?
 
2001-12-14 05:26:58 PM
Mrs. Max Load:
...I can watch Night at the Roxbury over and over and over again and laugh my ass off every time...

I couldn't even get through 20 minutes of that tripe. Do you have some sort of superhuman abilitiy that allows you to view crap like that without significant brain damage?
 
2001-12-14 05:31:35 PM
tripe. hehe.

I had significant brain damage before I saw the movie.
 
2001-12-14 05:55:53 PM
*Uncle Sam's Uncle - no dude it means that the power of celebrities is rising above the modern image of power. And they can go an wipeout like half a store and then somelese to carry her 'booty' (no pun intended) out.
 
2001-12-14 08:16:39 PM
STINKBUG!!! What did Howard say I missed it!! Grrrrrr

Winona had receipts, interesting. Did she also happen too have the merchandise in the stores bag? $4750.00(aprox.) at SAKS prolly is'nt a ton O' stuff, but it still would'nt warrent you balling it up in your purse. They wrap the shiat in pretty tissue paper. Was'nt she caught on video removing tags? Hmmmmmm I find it hard to believe that SAKS is in the business of shaking down celebs outside the store,especially since they truely can afford to shop there. Yasmine, Winona, Mariah and Whitney. Suddenly I feel so much more "together" and attractive. *smiles*
 
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