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(IOL)   Cat barred from London pub because of drinking problem   ( divider line
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2001-12-14 01:10:20 PM  
wish i was a cat, free drinks, that is sweet!
2001-12-14 01:12:08 PM  
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"thatswhatisaid. isaidyoulikedrunkcatz? cuzuwontdacattogetdrunkthenyouzgottotakeittothepub!"
2001-12-14 01:14:15 PM  
Bloody Pikey
2001-12-14 01:20:54 PM  
I hope the RSPCA has got a better sense of humor than the ASPCA.
2001-12-14 01:21:23 PM  
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"Perhaps I should take my Joey to the doctor."

2001-12-14 01:21:28 PM  
Not to be pedantic, but milk isn't all that great for cats, either.
2001-12-14 01:26:06 PM  
HAHA! A detoxing kitty. I got to go home, I can't take anymore Fark today. ROFLMAO
2001-12-14 01:34:03 PM  
May I be the first to say that this is a repeat posting? The original is Here...
2001-12-14 01:35:16 PM  
The_intuitive_cat was curious by their absence.....
2001-12-14 01:44:22 PM  
I don't see what's wrong with drunken pussy in a bar.
2001-12-14 01:56:03 PM  
meeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooo BURP wwwwwwwwww
2001-12-14 01:58:15 PM  
How's antibiotics supposed to help?

Take some intravenous B-12 and call me in the morning (not too early!)
2001-12-14 01:59:33 PM  
My cat Alice likes to drink beer out of bottle caps. I was just telling a friend an old story about that cat, who I spotted walking out of a bar down the street from where I used to live. One night, years ago, I was walking by the place, and out she comes... with her tail in the air like she just-don't-care. The name of the bar is Fat Cats. she's fat.
I kid you not.
2001-12-14 02:01:09 PM  
Meshman: LOmotherfarkingL!!!
2001-12-14 02:13:37 PM  
so how long before we see that picture of the cat with the beer + cigarette in this thread?
2001-12-14 02:21:32 PM  
Paging PETA...
2001-12-14 03:08:59 PM  
"All he'll drink from now on is milk."

Too bad most cats are lactose intolerant.
2001-12-14 03:47:54 PM  
Not so uncommon. I have a thirteen year old siamese that LOVES alcohol. Keep an eye on your drink, or he'll be in it. Empty shot glasses, too.

Milk=Cat with the runs. Not fun.
2001-12-15 12:45:33 AM  
Am I the only one here who has a problem with:

"The regulars allowed the year-old cat to sip from their drinks."

I mean, I'm a cat lover myself, but I'll be darned if I'm going to drink anything at which a cat has been lapping.
2001-12-16 12:13:23 AM  
Hello Drew? Anyone there at the Fark switches?

Headline sez, "Cat barred from London pub because of drinking problem".

Article sez, "An investigation by Joey's owner, Katie Parfitt, 22, revealed her pet had been sneaking off to The Teal Arms, just metres from her home in Ingleby Barwick in north-east England."

Admittedly, I got my degree in Geography in '66 (University of Texas) and at that time contintental drift was simply not discussed, but I'd like to ask you Brits how long it would take for London to drift up to the neighborhood of "Ingleby Barwick in north-east England."

Or has urban sprawl taken over to the point that a pub in north-east England would be considered a "London pub" [sic]?

"Enquiring Minds Want to Know!"
2001-12-20 04:48:08 AM  
Coyote Jack As all filmgoers know, all of England is a suburb of London, except Scotchland, which is Irish.

Whenever watching CNN 'International' (I.e. America + Israel) I always find it amusing when they say Paris, France - 'cos so much happens in Paris, Texas, right?
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