[image from classicbands.com too old to be available]These words he he speaks are true!We're all humanary stew!If we don't pledge allegiance toTHE BLACK WIDOW!
The horror that he brings,The horror of his sting,The unholiest of kings,The Black Widow.Our minds will be his toy,And every girl and boyWill learn to be employed byThe Black Widow.He sits upon this throne and picksAt all the bones of his husbandsAnd his wives he's devoured.He stares with a gleam,With a laugh so obscene at the virginsAnd the children he's deflowered.
And I don't know why this got the [image from img.fark.com too old to be available] tag. I think it should have gotten the [image from img.fark.com too old to be available] tag!
It's not every day you get to read about some German arsehole getting devoured by spiders and snakes in his living room!
"The only good bug is a dead bug!"[image from reelmoviefx.com too old to be available]
I prefer these guys..the Hawaiian Happy Face spider
(no, I didn't Photoshop...these guys really exist ..look here)
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