wow! what a sick m.f.

So he's probably not going to make it to the destruction of the Bartman ball ceremony huh......

Turns out he did it because he didn't think he could get a girl to have sex with him. He was a date-less wonder in school and thought he would die a virgin. He was also scared of females and thought he had a small penis.

This kid was showing all the signs of needing help for a year before he did anything. His actions are reprehensible, but everyone around him failed to see something bad coming.

octothorpe

it's all howard stern's fault!!!

Why didn't he just get a job at a morge.....I mean really...

Still pretty disturbing in any case.

...must be hard finding willing hookers in downtown Montana....

/leaves to check map

He'll probably get flamed most for driving an SUV...

Couldn't he find a more fuel efficient way to kill someone?

I hear that first he tried running her down in a Toyota Prius, but he couldn't get up enough speed to catch her.

/come and get me

Um ah um oh never mind I'm left completely speechless.

And I'm disgusted. Yuck.

2004-02-26 01:26:04 PM
hoopycat

I thought of Sexy Losers too. Haha, that comic strip kicks ass.

/likes Kenta's Horny Mom storyline better than the necrophilia storyline, though

She was hospitalized for 24 days with six fractured vertebrae; four fractures in her pelvis; a deep puncture wound in her chest; a collapsed lung; three broken ribs; a broken nose; sinus fractures in her face; one broken and three chipped teeth, and numerous scrapes and bruises.

/I guess that's called "ForePlay"

I bet he's Canadian.

skribble
Occupation: It involves animals.

Blech.

Worst thing about having sex with a dead woman's corpse:
-She always has cold feet.

Clearly this boy is very disturbed. I feel very sorry for the woman, you have a better chance of being hit by lightning than that happening to you. That's just plain wrong.

People are going to jump all over me for this, but I wonder to what extent the rise in young men's capacity to commit random, violent, and sensless acts of violence is due to the growing world of violent fantasy in video games. The only difference being that unlike in video games, there are consequences for running someone over, or shooting up your highschool. And those consequences ain't pretty.

The article mentions the victim has a son. Is it his?

this is right up there with cow tipping & the lesbian gay guys...

Am I the only one who read the article and didn't see any necrophilia mentioned?

keytronic: But wanting to have sex with a corpse? What kind of video games do you play?

Honestly one sick one. And if he REALLY wanted to do it, why did he hit her at only 30 mph? I mean sure, she got messed up bad...

Then again, anyone who wants to crack open a cold one deserves to be shot. Or better yet, sodomized with a M-80.

six fractured vertebrae; four fractures in her pelvis; a deep puncture wound in her chest; a collapsed lung; three broken ribs; a broken nose; sinus fractures in her face; one broken and three chipped teeth,

And a partridge in a Pear Tree.

"He was always a quiet boy"

Why not just buy a real doll? Granted, you'd have to sell that pos SUV, but you get a "dead" girl every night.

"It was a crime of opportunity, a random attempt to kill her so he could have sex with her corpse, he told police."
Found it.

...if he was gonna kill her to crack open a cold one...

OMG. That beats "morgueasm". I never though it would be possible.

That's just plain ill. Never in all my sick and depraved thoughts (none of which I would admit to let alone blab about) would I have come up with that. And I have some really sick thoughts some times.

If he wanted sex, then going to jail should take care of his need. However, this creepy sumbiotch will spook half of D-block

/ewwwwww

I blame Alice Cooper
One thing I miss
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night
Making love by the refrigerator light

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

One thing, no lie
Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie
She's cool in bed
And she ought to be...'cause Ethyl's dead

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come on, Cold Ethyl
Freeze me, babe

One thing, it's true
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come here, Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold?
Ooh, so cold...ooh...
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

If I live till I'm 97
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
Cause you're cool, you're ice
Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise

Obviously this is slightly old news as it happened 9 months ago.

However give the guy his due.... I plead Guilty, yes I did it.

No whineee defense stategy.

That reminds me of something my brother once said.

I was in the car with him, and we were pulling into a parking lot. There was a girl walking across the entrance to the lot, and my brother said "She's hot. I wanna run her over and keep her body."

Umm... yeah. That's sick.

Best use of sick tag I've seen in a while.
Ughs. Wow, talk about desperate.

BarkingPumpkin

Doubtful...he would have been using a snowmobile instead.

The article mentions the victim has a son. Is it his?

If the kid has a Ram Charger's logo-shaped birthmark.

/ticket, please

...and to all the Farkers who think cops don't exercise restraint.

I am sure it took a lot of will power not to rip this guy's arms off and beat him to death with them.

Am I the only one that this seems very natural?

I mean for all CSI fans, the episode with people dressed as animals. The line quoted from him (off my head) "Freud says the only unhealthy sexual mental state is not having one at all. Beyond that, its all person, place, and opportunity."

I bet he's Canadian.

LOL...fan those flames!!

is this kind of stuff really nesacary? i mean people like this should just be shut in a cell and never spoken of. do we really need to hear about every horrible little thing that goes on in the country?

sure, some of it may be entertaining and all but this particular article just steps over that entertainment line and just moves into disturbing.

we should be worying and arguing about more important topics instead of be bombarded by one horror show after the next.

People like this should not spend time in prison. People like this, once it's known they're guilty, should be immediately dragged into the street and shot in the back of the head. Bada-bing bada-boom, a waste of human life and a destructive force upon our society has been removed, and at no further financial burden.

...or a doglsed, MysticSavage?

Gotta perpetuate the myth, and all.

Life imitates Sexy Loosers.

He had to use an SUV if he hit her with a Prius she would have just got an ankle sprain.

keytronic

People are going to jump all over me for this, but I wonder to what extent the rise in young men's capacity to commit random, violent, and sensless acts of violence is due to the growing world of violent fantasy in video games.

Well, yeah, 'cause, ya know, young men have always been so civilized in the past...

Immagine that prison story:

"So, what are ya in for?"
"Ran a woman over.."
"Damn, did the biatch cheat on you or something?"
"Naw, didn't know her...just wanted to fark her corpse"
"Oh...yeah...umm....nice meeting you..........freak"

Diogenes:

Or a variation thereof:

There once was a hermit named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was minus one tit,
and covered with shiat,
but look at the money he saved!