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2004-02-26 12:36:35 PM  
Actually I think the boob is fake. The slope looks unnatural.
2004-02-26 12:37:37 PM  
Yeeboo--not that obscure; "In the Pale Moonlight", correct?

/the geekalypse cometh
2004-02-26 12:38:31 PM  
And the excitement over a nearly boobless, absolutely awful acrtress with a bad nose and scrawny body is...?
2004-02-26 12:38:55 PM  
I had that image back when images had to be rendered in ASCI characters on the teletype, and back then it was known to be a fake.
2004-02-26 12:39:09 PM  
Remember that huge thread a while back when we combined our farktastic powers to verify/discredit the voyeur shot of Jewel? Good times, good times.
2004-02-26 12:39:11 PM  
Buffy The Kitty Slay......errrrrrr, oh crap it's fake

/kittens rejoice
2004-02-26 12:40:00 PM  
Oh, and Garak rocked in DS9. He was badass.
2004-02-26 12:42:45 PM  
Yeeboo: I just had that guy's voice in my head when I saw your post. Creepy.
2004-02-26 12:44:01 PM  
i remember hearing this picture described to me when alexander graham bell invented the phone. my friend was all, "hey, i have this picture of buffy the vampire slayer and you can see her boob. it's totally a fake."
2004-02-26 12:44:23 PM  
she looks like an oppossom...NOT HOT
2004-02-26 12:46:22 PM  
Back when the Renaissance reintroduced the use of perspective into Western art, some kid painted this image. When he showed it to his friends they said, "Dude, that's been around forever!"
2004-02-26 12:46:53 PM  
Garak WAS DS9. And DS9 was the best Trek.

/Trying to turn this into a geekwar thread.
2004-02-26 12:47:49 PM  
All I got was a picture of Ann Coulter accidentally showing a bit more than she planned.
2004-02-26 12:52:13 PM  
ew tinian.
2004-02-26 12:54:43 PM  
Even though it's fake....

[image from too old to be available]
2004-02-26 12:55:53 PM  

Nay, Next Generation was the best Trek, with Enterprise a close second. I enjoyed DS9 for the political intrigue (and Dax's boobies, jadzia and ezrie), Voyager returned Trek to its explorer of the unknown roots, but as far as plot lines and real world corolations(sp), Next Generation was the best.

now if we were to compare Trek hotties, the Voyager is in the lead. Seven of Nine!!! T-pal is good, especially with the velvet outfits, but seven was just the best in a jump suit.
2004-02-26 01:06:24 PM  
hey DSF6969, what's it like being dumber than Fred Durst? DS9 was the best, TNG and TOS tie for second, and voyager and enterprise aren't worth the toilet paper in their respective porta-potties. Seven of Nine was an ugly, bimbo skank.
2004-02-26 01:06:42 PM  
2004-02-26 12:12:04 PM breschau
You must have had a very, very advanced account, considering that Buffy the Vampire Slayer begin its run on TV only 7 years ago.
Also, if you got this picture 10 years ago, and the picture was already 10 years old at the point, Sarah Michelle Gellar would have been about 6 years old at the time it was created.

I was a little off: actually I got my first email address back in about '92, which would make it about 12 years ago. And the picture was at least 10 years old by then, but it could have been up to 20. Are you callin' me a LIAR? = )
2004-02-26 01:06:43 PM  
Yes, that is a fake...HOWEVER, if you want to see a real SMG nip, get the DVD of "Cruel Intentions" and do a Power DVD frame-by-frame click-through of the scene where she's lying on the chaise lounge teasing Ryan. Her blouse pops open a little and if you catch just the right frame, you can clearly see a nip! I did a cap of it and it's been around the net in the celeb nudity trader circles. I'll see if I can find it and maybe post a link or something.

BTW, I guess I am in the minority here, but I don't really think she's all that hot...not that I wouldn't fark her if I had the chance, but she's kinda so-so IMHO
2004-02-26 01:11:16 PM  
you scare me
2004-02-26 01:12:33 PM  
Ha ha. "I rented the DVD of Cruel Intentions and scoured it frame-by-frame using PowerDVD in order to perhaps glimpse the most insignificant of possible flashes of Sarah Gellar's right breast... But, you know, I don't think she's that hot."
2004-02-26 01:13:56 PM  
I once did the SAME thing with The Flintstones but only because I really hate Elizabeth Perkins.

She makes my Pebbles go Bam Bam!
2004-02-26 01:17:28 PM  
01:06:24 PM Edipis
hey DSF6969, what's it like being dumber than Fred Durst? DS9 was the best, TNG and TOS tie for second, and voyager and enterprise aren't worth the toilet paper in their respective porta-potties. Seven of Nine was an ugly, bimbo skank

You are 1 messed up dude. And I really couldn't care less about star trek.
2004-02-26 01:17:57 PM  

DS9 suffered from always have a central location. The crew traveled around in the Defiant, admittedly a kewl ship, and the show had some space battle scenes that put Star Wars to shame, but the central location restricted the writers on story lines. I LOVED DS9, but I feel Next Generation was better. The Tribbles episode was kick-ass though.

BTW, leave the insults at home. I have no reason to insult you simply because you disagree with me, so be nice.
2004-02-26 01:19:22 PM  
You could poke an eye out on that nip!
2004-02-26 01:19:35 PM  
BTW, the best on-screen boobies in recent memory are to be found in The Gift. And you don't need look at the movie frame-by-frame to see those maracas. No sir!
2004-02-26 01:21:48 PM  
It's NATALIE APPLETON FROM ALL SAINTS. Here's the actual photo to prove this is a fake.

2004-02-26 01:21:55 PM  
MmmMmmmmMmmm! Purply breast veins!

/obligatorial comment
2004-02-26 01:22:41 PM  
oops. already posted
2004-02-26 01:24:18 PM  
How do we know Natlatie's head isn't pasted on Sarah's body?
2004-02-26 01:25:02 PM  
Mmmmmmm...Katie Holmes boobies

/fap fap fappity fap fap
2004-02-26 01:25:16 PM  

Maybe it was a fake of Kristy Swanson.
2004-02-26 01:27:56 PM  
I'll see your Senator Vreenak and raise you one Benny Russell to counter:

[image from too old to be available]

I created it, and it's real!
Don't you understand?
It is real!
I created it, and it's real!

/geek worlds colliding
2004-02-26 01:46:40 PM  
Where is JOHNDX when we need him? There should be some kind of Batman-style pr0n light we can shine across the internet when boobie links start out with poor material and the comment thread (in the words of CitizenjaQ) slowly gets reduced to 'geek worlds colliding'
2004-02-26 01:46:49 PM  
2004-02-26 01:49:22 PM  
Nice tit
2004-02-26 01:54:06 PM  
DS9 had actual plot arcs - a first for Trek. And it had, by far, the best actors of any of the series. Throw in the most butt-kicking (we actually got to see the Federation in a WAR, of all things) and the hottest Trek chick ever (Dax) - and DS9 is the best Star Trek - hands down.

Wonder if there's any Terry Farrell fakes out there?
2004-02-26 01:57:25 PM  
Speaking of 1st graders, whats up with the 10 year old lesbian in the sidebar Fark Personals? Egads!
2004-02-26 02:08:38 PM  
2004-02-26 12:00:11 PM binnster

If only I had internet access at home. It's so difficult to wank at work without anyone noticing.


No it's not. Not if you have a laptop and a wireless connection.

Um, or so I've heard.
2004-02-26 02:25:04 PM  
I remember seeing this picture scratched on the side of my cave, while curled up in my sabertooth tiger blanket and gnawing on bones of the next caveman tribe over the hill. And I turned to Og and said, "Ug - that picture OLD! Scratch something else in wall!"
2004-02-26 02:36:07 PM  
I, for one, would love to see Senator Vreenak replace Ackbar as a new Fark cliche. Who's with me?

It's a faaaaaaake!

/DS9 = best trek ever
2004-02-26 02:36:18 PM  
sarah michelle gellar was cute the first couple seasons of buffy, then she got way too thin and her face got weird. toward the end of season 3, she was maybe the 4th hottest woman on that show.
2004-02-26 02:37:04 PM  
Probably already been said but the actual girl is Natalie Appleton (sfw pics of her in the same outfit)
2004-02-26 02:45:41 PM  
There was quite a lot of SMG nipple in the MTV movie awards' Spiderman spoof with Jack Black. :P
2004-02-26 03:00:30 PM  
screw the Sarah Gellar pic. click on the Jessica Simpson link on the right.
2004-02-26 03:13:11 PM  
This picture is as old as the internet itself.
Who has the final say on what gets poseted on this silly site!
2004-02-26 03:17:52 PM  
Back in 1843 when they were using a pendulum contraption to send faxes over telegraph lines, one of the first pix was of alexander bain's body with Jenny Lind's head. Seven years before her debut in America!!

/not easy to think up a hot 1843 woman.
2004-02-26 03:30:43 PM  
BEKirby: If someone has the "Deep Space Nine" font (or whatever you call the font that they did the titles with), that would rawk.
2004-02-26 03:50:22 PM  
This thread has made my day.

I think the FARK rule of thumb should be that any disappointing boobies threads immediately turn into Star Trek flamewars. Or maybe even Star Trek vs. Star Wars threads.

That'll learn 'em!
2004-02-26 03:54:48 PM  
still those b00bies are pretty gellar.
i mean stellar.

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