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(BBC-US)   Lt. Frank Drebin: "Move along, nothing to see here"   ( divider line
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2014-10-30 08:17:01 PM  
+1 subby.
2014-10-30 10:34:32 PM  
Inspector Clouseau paused at the gasoline pump to ponder what caused the conflagration; "Hmm, let me see.  Pairhaps if I had a quick smoke it would clear ze air.  Let me flick mon Bic ..."
2014-10-30 11:07:06 PM  
Hey, subby. +1, that was awesome.
2014-10-30 11:33:18 PM  
Hey look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!
2014-10-30 11:33:51 PM  
Like a midget at a urinal, we better stay on our toes.
2014-10-30 11:34:19 PM  
Yeah, we're familiar with it.
2014-10-30 11:35:43 PM  
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2014-10-30 11:37:37 PM  
...a little hunch back at the office
2014-10-30 11:41:12 PM  
That would be a hell of a suicide if you could make sure not to take anyone else out.
2014-10-30 11:41:27 PM  

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Yes, I know.
2014-10-30 11:41:50 PM  
It's a terrible thing that's happened here, Lieutenant. I do hope you will find the people responsible.

 I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.
2014-10-30 11:42:52 PM  
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2014-10-30 11:44:01 PM  
Goodyear? No, the worst
2014-10-30 11:45:07 PM  
This thread could be EPIC! Full Size
2014-10-30 11:46:21 PM  
Johnny, what do you know about firework retailers?
2014-10-30 11:46:39 PM  
Looks like the cows have come home to roost.
2014-10-30 11:47:11 PM  
Is this some kind of bust?
2014-10-30 11:48:12 PM  
Wanted for questioning...

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2014-10-30 11:58:28 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: This thread could be EPIC!

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Like a blind man at an orgy, we better feel this one out.
2014-10-30 11:59:12 PM  
Meanwhile in the USA, fireworks companies can locate their bunkers in the middle of nowhere.
2014-10-30 11:59:40 PM  
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"Ok, folks. Show's over. Nothing to see here. Just back away, nothing to... oh MY GOD!!! A horrible plane crash. Hey let's dig through the rubble! Gather around, don't be shy, gather 'round."
2014-10-31 12:10:04 AM  
♫and the rockets red glare, bunch of bombs in the air♫
2014-10-31 01:21:09 AM  
The fire service said people reporting the blaze said they could see and hear fireworks exploding.

Yes, that would be difficult to miss.
2014-10-31 02:24:49 AM  
I was young, I needed the money!
2014-10-31 02:55:58 AM  
+1 subby!
2014-10-31 05:32:48 AM  
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2014-10-31 06:19:44 AM  
Like a blind man in an orgy I'd have to fell things out.
2014-10-31 07:10:30 AM  
You can buy fireworks in England? That seems weird to me.
2014-10-31 08:44:21 AM  
Oh subby, you're driving me to drink...

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2014-10-31 09:22:45 AM  
It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it will clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.
2014-10-31 10:03:56 AM  
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2014-10-31 12:57:38 PM  

Mose: Oh subby, you're driving me to drink...

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Oh please, you already had tickets to go.
2014-10-31 02:06:48 PM  
"It is not clear how the fire at SP Fireworks factory unit on Baswich Industrial Estate started"

Heat, fuel, oxidizer.
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