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(   Long overdue, a reporter has sex with a "RealDoll" and documents the experience (not safe for work)   ( divider line
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53858 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Feb 2004 at 8:25 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-02-24 12:06:34 PM  
The KING of the Geeks indeed.
2004-02-24 12:32:06 PM  

Real Dolls are creepy.... I think the "skull hook" would umm kill the mood.
2004-02-24 12:43:25 PM  
Does this guy write for AskMen?
2004-02-24 12:52:19 PM  
So, is your spouse humping a molded pile of silicone and metal the same as cheating?
2004-02-24 12:56:42 PM  
There will only be one real doll in my world.
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2004-02-24 12:57:46 PM  
Not a fan, but howard stern did this on air years ago.
2004-02-24 12:57:59 PM  
FalloutBoy, you're soooo romantic...
2004-02-24 01:13:28 PM  
It's true darkhorse23, I take commitment very seriously. minute, what the..??..psssst... psssst...pssssst, hold on, good god it seems we have a leak here. Baby no, ....NOOOOO!
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2004-02-24 01:39:13 PM  
How would you explain what was in the casket-like crate delivered to your house???
2004-02-24 01:54:15 PM  

I would classify it as a "major award". Marked FRA-GIL-E, so it must be Italian.
2004-02-24 02:26:13 PM  
I would classify it as a "major award". Marked FRA-GIL-E, so it must be Italian.

Hmmm. Did you watch American Chopper, too, last night, rikdanger???
2004-02-24 03:02:26 PM  
The author of that article has looks that require him to pursue the love of a Real Doll.
2004-02-24 04:51:38 PM  
At least you don't have to snuggle afterward, and you can make HER sleep in the wet spot.
2004-02-24 06:58:59 PM  
Ghost Rider;

Not last night's episode. I stole that line from "A Christmas Story". You know, the leg lamp.
2004-02-24 07:26:41 PM  
Okay, so I'm all for using devices to help you get off and everything, but how do you "clean out" the doll when you're done? It doesn't look like it comes apart or anything.
2004-02-24 07:31:23 PM  
Hahaha. That was great.
2004-02-24 07:47:10 PM  
iollow: i believe the manual states that you reciprocate oral sex.
2004-02-24 08:01:07 PM  
mizike eeeeewwwwwwwww!
2004-02-24 08:18:52 PM  
Matt told me about a couple of potential customers who requested some seriously whacked-out customizations: one wanted a facsimile of his own mother and offered thousands of pictures from which to work. Another wanted a woman covered in apelike body hair. One chap even wanted a replica of a canine. "He offered me $50,000 to do it," Matt confided, "but y'know . . . I just couldn't."

/Got the Jibblies
2004-02-24 08:22:33 PM  
I can't decide which distrubs me more...

... The fact that they have a "Demo" model for reporters to "try out"...

... Or the fact that the president of the company is more than willing to come in mid... Demo... And re-position her for you.
2004-02-24 08:26:02 PM  
RealDoll : It's like farking the corpse of Super-Model without all that pesky digging!

/I'll stop now
2004-02-24 08:33:45 PM  
I would imagine that the president of the company has seen it all. A sale is a sale.
2004-02-24 08:35:24 PM  
I've tested the limits of having sex with fat girls, all in the name of science
2004-02-24 08:37:19 PM  
do you need a special vacuum to clean her out? that's where they really get you, with the add-ons. there's probably some really expensive skin oils you need to keep her from cracking. what about extended warranty?
2004-02-24 08:42:45 PM  
You can leave your hat on...
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2004-02-24 08:45:23 PM  

I just got to the part where he puts on a condom.

I'm sure it gets even creepier later...
2004-02-24 08:47:23 PM  
How did this NOT end up on an episode of MYTHBUSTERS?
2004-02-24 08:48:01 PM  
"Homer, when I asked you if that dummy was going to be used to fake your death, you said no."
2004-02-24 08:48:40 PM  
Wonder if they make a special douche to clean her out? And just why does the male version of the doll cost so much more? Its not like the male version could do a decent oral simulation on a female... or could it?
2004-02-24 08:49:13 PM  
do you need a special vacuum to clean her out?

Car roof-rack + carwash?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2004-02-24 08:49:26 PM  
I'm done reading and I have three comments:

1. Truth is stranger than fiction.

2. I rarely laugh out loud when reading a Fark link, and I did with this one.

3. I think I'll pass on forwarding this link to friends.
2004-02-24 08:49:36 PM  
Haven't rtfa (yet) but I just want to say "ick"
2004-02-24 08:50:00 PM  
One of her add ons is some kind of exoskeleton so you can pose her. I guess if you don't buy that she just sort of flops around.

Like my ex.
2004-02-24 08:51:00 PM  
Jeez! And not one of you mentioned all those people paying to jerk off to the dolls posed in sexual positions! :)
2004-02-24 08:51:15 PM  
nice in that she won't talk back or grab for the tv remote, but she also won't cook and their may be a little lacking in the sex.
2004-02-24 08:51:38 PM  
I'd hit one :)
2004-02-24 08:52:08 PM  
I woulda made the dog. :| At least he (hopefully) wouldn't be doing it with a real dog (anymore ? ) *shiver*

Very funny article though hehe.
2004-02-24 08:52:59 PM  
the article was pretty funny
How do you ask to demo a sex doll and bring a friend along. Ummm can you excuse me for 5 minutes
2004-02-24 08:56:21 PM  
ms.sin, compared to an average guy? At least, that's the stereotype I've heard; I'd like to think my linguistic skills are above average...
2004-02-24 08:57:23 PM  
Don't post real doll pictures. Thanks!
2004-02-24 08:58:40 PM  
Actually except for the man hands she's kind of cute.
2004-02-24 09:00:01 PM  
The article did bring up some questions;

1) How do you clean out crusy man-jam that would surely build up over time?

2)If you buy one of these things, do they have to come to your house each time you want to change positions?

3) What do you do with your real doll when company comes over? It would be kind of like hiding a real dead body, wouldn't it?

4) If you have six grand to spend on a woman, couldn't you use that in some way to get a real woman? Like hair transplants or buying a motorcycle or something?

I saw one of those "molded right from a famous porn star" fake rubber butts in a porn shop reminded me of those big rubber gym balls kids use to play dodge ball, only it was shaped like a butt. Eeeesh!

I also saw this quote somewhere..."when a woman buys a vibrator, it's titilating and glamourous, but when a man buys a love doll, it's creepy and pathetic."
2004-02-24 09:00:23 PM  
He got the Natalie Portman face model!
2004-02-24 09:00:34 PM  
That may be one of the creepiest articles I've ever read.

Actual, living breathing women have this nice thing called 'response'. As in, you do something good, and they'll go to town on ya.
2004-02-24 09:00:46 PM  
That link to the site is really creepy.
2004-02-24 09:00:50 PM  
Not any more plastic than a pop-star. Throw in half a brain and you have created the next hot star.
2004-02-24 09:01:51 PM  
zappaisfrank: You ask the questions we all have (at least I do, anyway). Especially #1 (I assume you apply some form of douche?).
2004-02-24 09:03:08 PM  
2004-02-24 09:03:34 PM  
Hahahaha, sherman uber alles! I was thinking more along the lines that any females buying the male version for more money were probably getting ripped off. Since technically the male doll couldn't do satisfactory oral for a female unlike the female version that has oral suction. So actually wouldn't the male doll have less features for more money?
2004-02-24 09:03:58 PM  
Ah, found the link. Fark had a link a while ago about some Japanese guy who had some supposed "celebrity" dolls: This guy (assume link NSFW) had some odd stuff. Some of the subsequent links are... odd...
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