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(PELELIU)   Fark welcomes new farkers from the USS Peleliu - currently kicking Osama's ass in Afghanistan   ( divider line
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3414 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Dec 2001 at 4:26 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-14 04:32:19 AM  
Why is this here? Nice touch with the 'What is a Hero' ad above...
2001-12-14 04:35:39 AM  
Who are the farkers from the Marine Corps, how do we know that these Marines really are farking?? Enquiring farkers want to know.
2001-12-14 04:39:03 AM  
Good to have you aboard gentlemen/ladies. Congratulations on your soon-to-be rout of the vile one.
Death to him and all his contemptible subterranean brethern.
2001-12-14 04:40:10 AM  
fark farkity fark fark fark
2001-12-14 04:42:55 AM  
Nothing against you guys personally, hope you all get back safely.

Still dont support the war though.
2001-12-14 04:49:59 AM  
Yeah I hope you guys kick Osama's a$$, even though I'm against the war. I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
2001-12-14 04:56:20 AM  
Yeah same here! I'm a radical pacifist who studies peace and conflict studies while living on a commune at UC Berkeley but I say nuke those brown-skinned pieces of shiat back to the stone-age, and piss on their dead bodies.
2001-12-14 04:57:15 AM  
Ah Watson, drag it down to the gutter.
2001-12-14 05:00:59 AM  

2001-12-14 05:09:29 AM  
Don't apologise! Never apologise! Aaaaargh!

lol - Good quote, CommieDave.
2001-12-14 05:12:58 AM  
Sorry Dizzybunny ;)
2001-12-14 05:14:03 AM  
Marines are a bunch of poofs that can't even talk properly.
2001-12-14 05:28:34 AM  
I'm sorry for apologising. I mean I'm not sorry for not apologising. I mean......
2001-12-14 05:32:37 AM  
Oh for Gods sake, bring back Jelloboy!
2001-12-14 05:35:28 AM  
Where is that "duality of man" quote from again??? It's on the tip of my brain....
2001-12-14 05:36:31 AM  
I'd like to see Jelloboy go up against Fb-. That would be most entertaining.

I was once wedgied by a marine at a beach party because him and friends sank a dinghy for wood, and I said, "I may be fik, but I's very strog". He didn't seem to have much of a sense of humour.

Still, as Michael Jackson says, "fark 'em if they can't take a joke."
2001-12-14 05:36:45 AM  
Give them a taste of it boys.
2001-12-14 05:39:13 AM  
Shiat Goatman, you're lucky that's all you got. A buddy of mine is a Marine and I never joke about anything around his guys. They are just a little TOO SERIOUS. I guess I'd be serious too if my job was killing people.
2001-12-14 05:40:34 AM  
"The idea of YOU lynching anybody! It's amusing. The idea of you thinking you had pluck enough to lynch a MAN! Because you're brave enough to tar and feather poor friendless cast-out women that come along here, did that make you think you had grit enough to lay your hands on a MAN? Why, a MAN'S safe in the hands of ten thousand of your kind -- as long as it's daytime and you're not behind him.

Do I know you? I know you clear through was born and raised in the South, and I've lived in the North; so I know the average all around. The average man's a coward. In the North he lets anybody walk over him that wants to, and goes home and prays for a humble spirit to bear it. In the South one man all by himself, has stopped a stage full of men in the daytime, and robbed the lot. Your newspapers call you a brave people so much that you think you are braver than any other people -- whereas you're just AS brave, and no braver. Why don't your juries hang murderers? Because they're afraid the man's friends will shoot them in the back, in the dark -- and it's just what they WOULD do. "
2001-12-14 05:42:19 AM  
* waits for inevitable terrorist-hugger comments *
2001-12-14 05:44:59 AM  
Greggy, what the fark is going on?
2001-12-14 05:46:30 AM  
Nothing, sorry. Just trying to cast "Summon Fb-"

I'll leave now. :)
2001-12-14 05:51:41 AM  

It's from Full Metal Jacket. Joker wrote 'born to kill' on his helmet, yet he wore a peace sign on his jacket. That movie is full of great quotes.

"God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything that we see"
2001-12-14 05:51:46 AM  
"waits for inevitable terrorist-hugger comments"

Care to explain Greggy old chum?
2001-12-14 05:56:23 AM  
-"How do you kill innocent women and children?"

-"Easy, you just don't lead 'em so much."

Lbo: I can't believe I forgot that duality quote. I own the laserdisc.
2001-12-14 05:58:04 AM  
Haha! You said "laserdisc".

Hee hee.
2001-12-14 06:05:33 AM  
I know, I know. I hide the laserdisc player when guests come over. (FYI I am no luddite, I own a dvd player) I thought I was all sophist-ima-cated when I got it (laserdisc player) too (like 15 years ago). Just like our Betamax VCR I guess.
2001-12-14 06:08:44 AM  
"No boom-boom wit Soul Brotha. Soul Brotha too boo-koo!"
2001-12-14 06:10:03 AM  
I've found you can watch VHS tapes in a betamax machine contraption. All you need is a chisel and a vacuum cleaner.
2001-12-14 06:10:48 AM  
Ah yes, the old "Alabama Black snake".
2001-12-14 06:11:58 AM  

That was the only post that has made me actually laugh out loud this morning. Thank you.
2001-12-14 06:13:31 AM  
Wouldn't it be nice if Santa brought you this for Christmas?
2001-12-14 06:14:32 AM
2001-12-14 06:25:44 AM  
That was pretty cool Schmez.
2001-12-14 06:28:45 AM  
That's my dad!
2001-12-14 06:30:19 AM  
Hey! These are the guys that Harmonia, Rei, WorldCitizen and Goatman want to spit on because they are baby killing terrorists right?
2001-12-14 06:32:13 AM  
Already stirring up shiat, eh Fb-???
2001-12-14 06:32:33 AM  
Fb-: It's not 'cos they're baby killing terrorists, it's because you've slept with all of them and we're trying to disinfect them.
2001-12-14 06:33:44 AM  
"Nothing against you guys personally, hope you all get back safely. "

is what I said Fb, still why let the facts get in the way of a point.
2001-12-14 06:34:42 AM  
my ad says my neighbours don't wanna see me naked...

Fair enough I guess...
2001-12-14 06:41:26 AM  

Huhuhuhu.. that was almost funny. Try again
2001-12-14 06:44:19 AM  
Thank god Fb-'s finally arrived. I was beginning to despair of everyone's good-natured banter and inexact punctuation. *coughHarmoniacough*
2001-12-14 06:46:02 AM  
Fb-: I never try to be funny when you're around because you're so good at it.
2001-12-14 06:52:41 AM  
hahahahah Fb-. If I was in grade 6 again I'd say "Burn!!"
2001-12-14 06:53:44 AM  
Haha. That was farking hilarious.
2001-12-14 06:55:32 AM  
Nice e-mail address, Fb-.

I've got some nice ones too:



2001-12-14 06:57:45 AM  

I had that email address years before she was dead. Maybe it was funnier then.
2001-12-14 07:43:12 AM  
12-14-01 05:08:58 AM LordWatson
The best thing about farking at 500 Am EST is that the only people about seem to be Brits. It just seems a bit more civilised. ;)
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12-14-01 05:12:19 AM Harmonia
Its usually very pleasant LW until about 8.00 EST.

Fancy a Cup of tea and a scone?
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12-14-01 05:14:49 AM Dido
LordWatson: Not all eurofarkers are Brits...
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12-14-01 05:15:28 AM Dido
But they still tend to be more civilized... ;)
2001-12-14 07:44:56 AM  
Goatman: You are a shiatdisturber.
2001-12-14 07:49:26 AM  
LordWatson: I'm just trying desperately to be like Fb-, we all know that.
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