fukngruven

Oxymoron?

Das Good

Heil Hefner!

Ahhhh... More Playmate boobies without all the work. Much better.

Das "Wood"

These boobies suck

nice

12 more girls who will never have sex with me. Nice though.

Misleading header, there are only 12 of them, not 2001.

;)

wow...hot damn. Better than the American playmates I have seen lately

what's with the worried looks on some of their faces?

you looked at their faces, right?

If Forrest Sawyer were to give me head in a Turkish bath house and noone was around to witness it, would I still cum?

'Das Bootie'

eh, they're hot... but not sweden-hot. more like a mid-grade canada-hot.

(Torpedo los!)

Bah. American playmates are so fake. I subscribed to playboy, and cancelled. If I wanted plastic boobs, i'd buy a farkin' barbie.

Chhers to Germany for not being attracted to big fake boobies. natural is better anyway... :)

boobies speak in any language.
rock on, UnrefinedNerd: "natural is better anyway..."

Sieg Heil, Boobies!!!

compare miss januar or miss november to miss märz. i mean, what the hell happened to miss märz?

has anybody else noticed that they all have the exact same shaved bush?? even the blonds have the dark, dark bush. what's up with that?

I see what you're sayin', Dr gonzo.
but, please...
you wouldn't do her???

hmmmmmmmm....

i might. but i could blame that on a current lack of action. if things were going well right now, i could honestly say no.

the good doctor is obviously not as intoxicated as I am.
lol!!
(and that's probably a good thing!)

Miss Februar 2001 Samantha Grande

Ja wohl!

boobs--my only solace

and notice none of them have german names........


*the ill*

I hate the fakeness too...that's why I've been considering a subscription to perfect 10. No fake body parts on those girls. THey are gorgeous and natrual. Only hang up is the fact that it costs $18 for 3 issues, $30 for 6 and $50 for 12, and it's published quarterly, so you only get the boobies 4 times a year.

Does anyone here use Photoisland? I'm trying to use the "link for auction" button an dit keeps popping up with an empty text box where the temporary link should be. Anyone have any suggestions?

Jonny_ill,

Bezzeg, Blumenthal, Nickel, Hornuf, Lönnig and Richter-Trumme sure sound German to me. SOme of the first names sound German to me (and I've lived there). The others seem Polish or Spanish to me.

But, even if they aren't German, they've still got boobies.....

I swear most of their names sound like german sexual positions.

...ze Bezzeg, ze Lonning, ze Hornuf and who can forget the painful yet satisfying Wilwert. ;)

Blumenthal is German. We have a performing arts center in my city with that name. The family moved over from Germany in the 20's and gained local notarity.

Donkey Stain.

oo oo click the Foto-Galerie link. Lots more boobies especially near the bottom of the drop down menu

Ja Ja das ist gut! You can tell a German from 100 paces though, all uptight & look like they have no sense of humour. Nice boobies but.

Aspiring photographers take note: most of these poses suck.

The fact that their names don't sound like they came from some cheap Nazi movie doensn't necessarily mean they're not German... but some of the pictures definately suck (although I like Miss November's legs :)
Ich könnte andererseits auch sagen, dass ich froh druber bin, dass sich nicht so viele deutsche Frauen Silikon in die Titten stecken wie in Amiland, aber das versteht ja wieder keiner :)

Sh*t, I meant Miss September's legs, for fark's sake...

Bongoman: Not aspiring but you are correct sir. Maybe I should move to the Fatherland and shoot some.

Anyway, any German Playmates reading this,
Click Here

CobraBoy: It's interesting how grooming has changed in the last ten or twenty years. I was looking at some Playmate shots from the eighties yesterday and thinking they could use one of these: http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml00/00132b.jpg

sorry- don't know how to link

Having lived in Germany for six years while serving in the US Air Force, and bringing a blonde souvenir home with me, I'm surprised that the only blondes in the bunch all have dark bush...I know they could have come up with some real blondes somewhere, don't you think?
Aba, mein swantz ist ganz schwere, richtig?

Apologies to the true Germans out there; speaking German is much easier than spelling it.

When I was in germany back in 99, I thought I would see many hairy women. I was plesantly surprised. Most do shave thier legs/pits...very few bushes I saw too were neatly trimmed. Anyway...no hair there makes them look to twelve year oldish. I like to see a little hair down there, not a whole friggin amazon jungle that we need a search party to help get me out.

so damn beutiful!

Gutentight

Slobenzenobben

PUMP: faces??



lol...ohhhh errr yeah

January is cold in Michigan, but seeing Miss January is warming my eyes a bit

Ah, Mme, the more I hear you say, the more I like you. ;)

I fine PSA you provide, Mme. I'm wondering if a Fark poll is in order to find out people's pet names for their "bug."

God bless you Fark.