ok

Sharif, he don't like it.

Phil_McRotch
Can he fundamentally not take it?
/Clash

there goes my vacation plans.....damn it

First Iran, then here. Allah must be pissed off at something.

Oh well. I care not. Those houses made of rubble will now look more like rubble. With people as part of the foundations.

/one ticket to Allah's purgatory please

Crosby and Hope unavailable for comment.

First the Nazis, now this...

Gee, I hope Morocco Mole is OK...

/Secret Squirrel unavailable for comment

That ol' time Moroccan roll.

/literally

Jeep ... You know he really hates it.

Now that's a headline.

He thinks it's not kosher.

Yeah, well we had a 5.0 quake yesterday in Switzerland, so what? It felt like the whole building was going to collapse - but y'know it didn't n' stuff...

What? What's that? ther Richter scale is logarithmic?

Oops.

We need some pizza money
Rob the cashbox, rob the cashbox

Reeck! Hide me Reeck! The Nazis are coming!

sometimes, too far.

over 200 dead. mothers weeping, fatherless kids. blood pouring.

some people think this is funny ?

Couldn't they divert the earthquake to Bangor?

Wonder what the jet pilots were doing...

Chico and Groucho had no comment. Harpo repeatedly honked a bicycle horn at my microphone.

The Earth's core is about to flip polarization and then we're all screwed. These little earth tremors are just a distraction.

The Earth's core is about to flip polarization and then we're all screwed. These little earth tremors are just a distraction.


That gives new meaning to bipolar

It's the coming global superstorm! Art Bell warned us it was coming. Now only the prepared shall survive. Cya in hell suckers!

/gets into his underground shelter.

What I don't get it is that men and women sit around slapping their own faces and crying instead of digging in the rubble in the hope of saving some more people.

That and their instant request for aid from zi evil western capatalistic pigdog nations.

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face...


Robert Plant actually wrote 'Kashmir' after visiting Morocco...Somebody was hitting the hooka hard. Right Percy?

CheeseEatingBulldog

What I don't get it is that men and women sit around slapping their own faces and crying instead of digging in the rubble in the hope of saving some more people.


Try losing your entire family and house in the space of a minute and then thinking straight.

Theres a word called shock in the English language - for a reason.

Anyone see the new Hilton sisters and Olsen twins lesbian orgy porn?

"At least 226 people died and 120 were injured "

Move along, nothing to see here.

Try losing your entire family and house in the space of a minute and then thinking straight.

Theres a word called shock in the English language - for a reason.

Try not giving up and digging with your bare hands and not giving up hope instead of praying to a god who apparently doesn't like you very much.

ocsnow Not long for FARK are you? In any case....great tragedy blah blah.

Try not giving up and digging with your bare hands and not giving up hope instead of praying to a god who apparently doesn't like you very much.

Try having some sympathy for people who've just seen relatives and friends buried alive and may not actually be thinking straight?

Is it me or did a link on the main page disapear?
Could one of you "TotalFarkers" check it out?

ocsnow: here's the math.

it used to be: humor = tragedy + time

nowadays it's more like: humor = tragedy + (time / distance)
[the further tragedy is from you, the sooner you can make fun of it]

however, on the internet some farkers will -always- be far enough away so that the second term goes to 0.

so here, it's just: humor = tragedy

adapt, or be LilyConnor.

How will this affect their Marijuana export?

Why would princess Grace want to live there?

Nice headline.

Aye, carumba!

adapt, or be LilyConnor.

I'll give it a try.

*ahem

You people are mean. I hope someday a 6.5 quake shake your loved ones on a regular basis.

What I can't believe is that someone still thinks that God causes earthquakes. It's 2004 people!!!! Read a f-ucking book or something...

ocsnow

I prefer it this way. This way I didn't have to fake giving half a shiat about that Cliff farker who flew through a windshield last year.

/Still good with milk

Great headline!

Welcome your new overlord

I have a friend currently studying abroad there. I hope he's alright.

I have a friend currently studying abroad there. I hope he's alright.

What's her name?

/nothing

I've been there. The only English word they know is "hash"..hash, hash.. hash? No I don't want any farking hash. I guess hash isn't really an english word anyway.