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Reminds me of the movie "The Toy" with Richard Pryor.

No word on if dad was alive or not. I hope they put air holes on the box.

in related news... a local 3 year old becomes youngest ever to die of cardiac arrest today.

hope they didn't ship him in the containers they are using in Afghanistan...

I read the article. I was hoping the kid's dad was mutilated and dismembered. Maybe given to him in a shoebox or something. Or maybe the corpse after his dad died of asphixiation in the box?

This is sweet and all, but mutilated dad, maybe in like five or six smaller boxes, would have been damned amusing.

Damn... and I thought it was going to be some true life "Se7en" story. My sick little mind is disappointed

Gee, after reading that, I think I need an insulin shot...

But it really is a wonderful life, ain't it?

I wouldnt necessarilly call this guy a soldier. He was stationed in Iceland for the past 4 months. Im sure our anti-terrorist campaign is just booming in Iceland.

We have a "sappy" tag?

Wow...

Chemmie: He has to interrogate all of those blonde Nordic female terrorists in Iceland.

Chemmie : Someone has to keep the ice under control. It'll act up and revolt otherwise.

So sweet... so sappy... so precious that I almost care.

I can not believe I just wasted 20 seconds of my life reading that.

Sethor....you are official scary

Great use of the tag.

Have you been to Iceland? He must have done something wrong.

Hid dad is a very small man. It was actually a jewelery box he was delivered in.

"Tell me where the terrorists are, Nordic blonde female, or I'll be forced to have sex with you twenty or thirty more times!"

"No, not that, sappy American father!"

from the headline it sounds like the kid found his dad's corpse as a christmas present. i can only wish...

A)Fb is the father.
B)Chemmie is racist.
D)Leopold stacks pork.
C)Perrin needs to be coldcocked


what selection above is funny relative to this story.

The kid is gonna be messed up for life, imagine (if your male) getting a well muscled man for Christmas. Soon, he will be moving to San Francisco with his new roomate, Bruno.
Ho Ho Ho!!!!

Diabolik: No-way, what's his screen-name?? Wonder if I can find it anywhere on the net.. would be too funny.

Doesn't Iceland actually have a pretty kickass night life?

Or is that Greenland?

Ah heck, I can never get those straight.

Phxtony:

here

"New Wave Hookers 5 (1997) (V) .... Chief Engineer
... aka New Wave Hookers vs. The Next Generation (1997) (V) (UK) " - Now why haven't I seen this gem down the local Blockbuster?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA -- I didnt know you could look up porn stars on IMDB.

Nice story. Sorry, nothing ugly to add. I liked it.

Porn Star Max Hardcore, released a movie called Ass openers 1

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'd rather get one of those boxes with the suffocated Taliban inside that I've heard so much about!

Kid: "I wanted a farking bike."

DONT THINK MY SON WOULD BE TO HAPPY, MIGHT FARKING TAKE IT BACK

Son, this watch was...

"Move out of the way dad, Where's the damn X-Box I asked for!?!"

3M TA3: Excellent reference!

Was Fb the father?

awwwww

WOW!!!!!!! I am finally one of the fark elite! I am with the likes of...

Fb- is the father.
Leopold stacks pork.

Continue on... Chemmie is a racist! Chemmie is a racist! Chemmie is a racist!

Lucky for the kid the Northern Alliance didn't pack his dad in the box.

some of you idiots are idiots, idiots!

Can we put Fb- in a box and send it somewhere??

Ironically, the kid won't actually remember this a couple of years down the line. Probably turn into a mad stalker, mail himself to some unsuspecting flame, and when they take him away will be heard muttering "I dunno ... it just seemed ... like a good idea ... somehow ..."

Soldiermon, gotta catch em all!

Iceland is green, and greenland is ice. The vikings switched the names around to keep people away from Iceland because it is so nice, and there are so many hot chicks there. Supposedly the chicks are really loose there, and they love American guys. But, the Icelandic guys get a little pissed about that. I wouldn't f with them. They are all these giant viking dudes.
Iceland has like months without daylight so people just party and get drunk around the clock.

Scott Schwartz was also Flick from "A Christmas Story". He's the one that got his tongue stuck on a "pole".
Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

I think this is rather sweet, really. What a nice thing to do.

I wish I'd had a nice dad like that.

*sob* :_(

Sburbncwby
Soldiermon, gotta catch em all!

Hysterical.

As for the story, while it would be all wonderful to get one's missing father for christmas, I think it'd be a MAJOR let down if he wasn't holding a ton of wrapped presents, too. And I bet he wasn't.

When I read the headline I thought the kid got his dad's cut up body sent to him in a box.

being coldcocked is difficult when one has a thick skull.

Chemmie the Commie has delusions of greatness!

Did anyone catch that he was in an XBOX box that he purchased on eBay?

We have to have soldiers in Iceland to protect Bjork!
If the terrorists who like boobies get to Bjork, then
they will have already won!